Friday Haiku
Ladies Love Larry;
His shirt emblazoned with his taint,
Balls a’dangling!
A study in poor taste
his shirt and the girls’ outfits
‘Hookers with Stupid’
— idfma
triangle of poon
T-shirt of unholy taint
chlamydia burns
— SonnyChibaChoad
So Anne Coulter, Rick
Sanchez and Dana Perino
Walk into a bar…
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
For him, Viagra
For them, some Estrogen pills
Welcome to the Pharm.
— Wedgie
Forty Somethings;
Fake tits and stool softener
Occupy Vegas!
— Mandouchian Candidate
“look inside my chest,
there lies the beating heart of
a hermaphrodite”
— creature
The bleeths are so old
They were Sinatra groupies
Douchie, douchie, doo
— Doucheywallnuts
Friday Haiku sucks
Only regs haikus posted
Darksock has nepos
— lurker_douche
I pick funny ones
To adorn the front page, dude.
You’re the exception.
Not a Haiku, but I can’t resist a nod to Guy Faux day. I wish everyone in government appreciated that they could soon be sitting on 36 barrels of gunpowder
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Remember, remember the 5th of November
Douchebags with Chicks who are hott
I see no reason why groin-shaving season
Shouldn’t be mocked a lot
Fake dog tags and cross
hangs between tits he wishes
were actually his
Nice pink undies shot on milf on left! He gonna have fun tonight……
That stupid tee shirt
Is as close as you’re getting
To bare boobs tonight
old bleeths never die
just find bags to buy them drinks
larry needs glasses
Holy Triangle
Scoffs at his lame ’80’s shirt
“No pussy for you!”
Hugo lets us know
There’s a softer side to him
And an inner slut
A study in poor taste
his shirt and the girls’ outfits
‘Hookers with Stupid’
What the Real Housewives
Of Mississippi look like
He’ll move to L.A.
Check me out, he says.
Their combined age: 100.
IQ’s too, Einstein.
triangle of poon
T-shirt of unholy taint
chlamydia burns
Mr. Shiny Pants
Hires mother-daughter team
I count seven tits
There’s a giant kid
With a magnifying glass…
Focus beam on him!
Shirt says PVT
That’s PapillomaVirus Tester
Those ain’t breasts, they’re warts!
Post-revue at Birdcage
Shirt guy buys three drinks. Next act:
Seven Boobs Three Coccks
Lonely ladies need love
And money. What they steal from
Him will buy hormones.
So Anne Coulter, Rick
Sanchez and Dana Perino
Walk into a bar…
With them at the bar
Who’s finding cures for cancer
In the labora
Shiny jeans allow
Burt to escape the clutches
Of cock ladies lust.
Kenny Youngman is
So Cal’s worst comedian.
“Take my trannies, please.”
For him, Viagra
For them, some Estrogen pills
Welcome to the Pharm.
boobs window dressing
Larry misses point once again
hot pink triangle
Forty Somethings;
Fake tits and stool softener
Occupy Vegas!
thinks he’s a breast man
evidence is contrary
likes to hog wallow
“yep, like ’em in pairs”
Larry boasts to broads at bar
as he scores two sows
“look inside my chest,
there lies the beating heart of
a hermaphrodite”
Yuk-it-up, asshole
P,V,T stands for “Pervert”
Aged hookers smile
Metamucil Bombs
Make this guy seem less creepy
And these chicks less gross.
Mamograms save lives
Pink ribbon, wait, triangle
Punch face for the cure
Boubon Street sideshow
two hookers long in the tooth
roll Larry for coke
Lower right corner
gives appropriate look to
Fake Boobs for Men club.
Nasty rotten crotch
on left is tasked with making
cheese and wine for group.
Nice cheap knock off there
He paid 50 bucks for a
Vivienne Westwon’t
Larry barely got
to club. He kept trying to
fondle own fake boobs.
Teutonic “females”
Vill make you talk macht schnell
Prepare ze chamber
P, V, and T work
for describing ideal gas.
Here means epic fail.
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Just a little bad geek humor. Sorry.
Steve Jones’ boobie shirt
funny on Bill Grundy’s show
looks lame on Larry
Adopted son Larry
reunites mom and sis at
same strip club again.
Pink valley of herp
Grigio portrays his douche
Shirt tits in the end
Left blonde’s asshole is
Already on fire from
The syph he gave her
The bleeths are so old
They were Sinatra groupies
Douchie, douchie, doo
boobies on a boob:
what he wants he cannot get:
silicone free boobs.
Larry hired Sally
who said she also plays with Lurline
“…But that’s $250 each”
Nine circles of Hell
just grew by one
move over Lucifer
and let Larry take over
Larry’s new strategy:
failure hastens failure
implemented immediately
Larry’s business model:
As Larry continues
was how Larry started.
Doomed from day one.
This revolution doesn’t need to be advertised…
Larry HAS come this far to be ordinary
It swirls around his glass of Passion Pulp
A life less ordinary for me
please.
Larry whispered to Sally
“how long before this gets boring?”
“Sin and you shall be damned” she answered.
Larry quipped, “Remember, money has a voice…”
Doctor: “I’m sorry, but our tests show you have been infected with a rare strain of Grieco Virus.
Larry: “Oh my God! Is there a cure?”
Doctor: “Sadly, no.”
Friday Haiku sucks
Only regs haikus posted
Darksock has nepos
@ lurker_douche:
Dammit Nancy D
Stop your complaining, woman.
Shit, I’m late today…
Someone please explain
to Tall Guy the concept of
a fucking haiku.
You just freestyle your bad self, Tall One. Don’t let the man, or Nancy, tell you how Haiku.
lurker douche is right.
None of my HILARIOUS witticisms make it under the facist Darksock junta.
I just assume my wit is over the heads of the hoi polloi
Must have touched a nerve
It’s time to leave mom’s basement
DarkSock FTW!
@DarkSock, twasnt me old chum. I’m pretty gay at haikus. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
i think. therefore i
abstain from this haiku. not
much to say. um yeah.
that being said, some
nice legs and boobage in this
typical photo.
Lingerie surprise,
Under the sweet, black panties,
There lies a penis.