Friday Haiku
Kate fights the Power;
But Bruce and Jeff just want to
Occupy Ball-Meat.
Spelling “blood” with hands
Is from Compton, Sir Lilly-White
Not Danville, you douche
— saulgoode42
Nancy Dreuche poses
With brothers Emo and
Emo. Uterus sags.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Tommy pays the price
For fingering the goth skank.
Yeast infected hands.
— hermit
Twi-tards get in line
early for latest Twilight
trash. All on Team Douche.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
You have Beiber hair,
and flash gang signs, but the
A/V club is lame
— Ferris
Nepos nepos nep
Nepos nepos nepos *nep*
Nepos nepos nep
— Nancy Dreuche
We’re misunderstood!
‘Cuz we’re deep, and dark, and hurt
Black is the new blah.
— Mr. Scrotato Head
Pixies cover band.
Backstage yields sanctuary.
Thrown beer bottles hurt.
— Baron Von Goolo
“Dad! Christmas portraits
are cheesy!”, whines the spawn of
Baron Von Goolo
Sphincter boys gesture
Their way into douchebag hell
Smoky Kate approves
Huh, huh huh, huh huh
huh, like, uh he said “ball meat”
yea she’ll meet my balls
Stupid hipsters are
Beavis and Butthead’s new fans
Cornholio weeps
Is the middle guy
spelling out “poop” to himself?
Good grammar, Emo.
Spelling “blood” with hands
Is from Compton, Sir Lilly-White
Not Danville, you douche
Not what Walt Disney
Had in mind when making “Sor-
cerer’s Apprentice”
Snooki goes Gothic
Travis decides he’s gangster
Frank points who to shoot
The guy on the right
At least gets props for “truth in
advertising” shirt
Not sure if I like
The brand new gritty reboot
of Punky Brewster
Physicists locate
Rare Higgs-Bozo Particles
Einstein shits his grave.
Twenty-five percent
right. I don’t see a Manchu
Only an F. U.
Mr Irony,
plays synth in the tribute band,
“Bjork (with fat arms)”.
Ed Van Halen’s wife
Was quite the wild thing back then
You go, Valerie.
I said I wanted
The White Stripes. Not the Ass Wipes
You, you, Cocksuckers.
With Bells Palsy and
Severe arthritis. Middle dude’s
Just happy to gig.
Ironic dressers,
don’t believe in anything,
eh Cornholio?
Drummer has figured
His finger positions to
Play with seven sticks.
The new Joan Jett
surrounded by ‘Bags
wants to jet
“Flight Of The Choncords”
Is as terrible live as
It was on the tube.
Cerebral Palsy
twisted hands and twisted mind-
goth chick is sleepy.
looks like the White Stripes
have added a keytar man
new name “The Blight Stripes”
wish GG Allin,
could poo on pout-y poseur,
ironically, natch.
These boys can count to
six using only three hands.
Kate rues meeting them.
Emo Goth Jobless
Pose and flash douche hand gestures.
Not gonna conform.
Celebrity Sleuth:
Jon Mellencamp and his kids
douching night away.
Strange new douche disease,
Requires new nomenclature:
Rheumatoid dick warts.
Nancy Dreuche poses
With brothers Emo and
Emo. Uterus sags.
Dreaming about home,
Kate wishes she never left.
These douches weren’t there.
Val Bertinelli
Sure knows how to find the puds;
She can pull mine, too.
Goth Gangsta bitches
Rapidly deplete Trust funds
next stop glory hole
Tommy pays the price,
For fingering the goth skank.
Yeast infected hands.
Mod Squad re-make or
The Pretenders reunion?
Both are puke-worthy.
Thanks to all from posts
in previous thread. Will use
haiku therapy.
Hetfield, Ramones, and
Patty Smyth play for
TP-less bungholes.
Right douche signals bro
needs help wiping bunghole ’cause
of emo spasm.
Employment skill set:
Holding up this white striped wall
and not speaking much.
“How much can we get
for modern emo sculpture?”
“Littering a crime?”
Fingers spell out “Wood”
Which is something this chick won’t
Induce from these two
what a douche…lol
not so ironic
when gay handlebar ‘stache
reflects the true self
Some say black is black
While others say white is white
I say douche clowns both.
The Big Nose Brigade
Not only the name of band
It’s a lifestyle, Man
Why’re we subjected
To Emos twirping it up
She hates her cousins
You have Beiber hair,
and flash gang signs, but the
A/V club is lame.
Twi-tards get in line
early for latest Twilight
trash. All on Team Douche.
that is the worst fake blood
i have seen
since Scream 2
*apologies if my name is taken already
thought it up on the fly
please notify
‘Sock’s stuck in meeting;
You nepos be patient and
I’ll post yer shit soon.
“Breaking Dawn” pre bash
Great for macking self loathers
“Harry Potter” sucks!
We’re misunderstood!
‘Cuz we’re deep, and dark, and hurt
Black is the new blah.
Dungeon Master Ted
Makes his Charisma save. Durp!
Wingman Steve approves.
Hey! Don’t mess with us.
Can’t you see we’re dangerous?
We’ll glare your ass up!
Black shirts. Black jackets.
Black underwear. Black skid marks.
Less corn dogs; more corn.
Nepos nepos nep
Nepos nepos nepos
Nepos nepos nep
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If that doesn’t make it to the front page. DarkSock is totally nepos.
He’s spelling “lobod”
because he can’t make a ‘t’
nor ‘-omy’ suffix.
These two fartknockers
are NEVER gonna score! That
SUCKS! Hmm heh heh heh…..
Pixies cover band.
Backstage yields sanctuary.
Thrown beer bottles hurt.
Check it, muh bitchezz:
Air cat’s cradle. Wicked tight!
Gonna be big, yo.
You’re good, Nancy Dreuche:
middle line, six syllables,
and ‘Sock has standards.
.
After all, he’s more
than peeing in horses; he
loves water, ya know.
The ‘Sock Nepos meme
Has taken root in Dreuche zone
Nan’s kissin’ cousin
Don’t be jelly Lurker Douche. And thanks DS for fixing my haiku. Yeah, its usually why I don’t even try.
Herpsters, though they try,
The ironic gang signs fly,
He spelled “Twilight” wrong.