Thanksgiving Friday Haiku
Damn…DB1 must’ve been saving this treat up all year. Hmmmm…..how about:
“Swing with us, RevChad…”
Next morning he wakes with a
Carrot in his butt.
or, this could simply be break time on the movie set of:
“Dr. Buttlove, or,”
How I Learned To Stop Clenching
and Love the Plug”
Let’s see what you got, you turkey-bloated Nepos…
Preparation H
On his abs, but after “her”?
On his bleeding bung**
— Ich verstehe sie ist heiß
** – “Bleeding Bung = great band name -D.S.
A “Douchebag 300,
Strange sensation in my pants,
I love perky boobs.
— Bag A
Her tits never move
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Those are not pasties.
That’s deadly Black Nip Disease.
They’ll both be dead soon.
— Mr. White
Free range breasts ride high
whilst hope for humanity
is brought down to nigh
— Morbo
the newest villians
in the next DarkKnight saga
Dongtastic Duo
— creature
Preparation H
On his abs, but after “her”?
On his bleeding bung
Douchebag 300,
Strange sensation in my pants,
I love perky boobs.
My heart turns black, too
Thinking of having those cans.
Or just clubbing him.
ice cream and pasties
take douchebags for a walk
nice in central park
Picture causes large
Bulge in my pants. Oil, boobies,
Neck chains. She’s hot too!
Kelly Ripa’s dude
Is taking any role he
Get. Damn you Regis!
Her tits never move
Since the gyroscope was put
In her monkey hole.
Pic would be better
If he was doused with Hermit’s
Chili explosion.
Those gloves were made for
Fisting. He said he wants a
Hard double wrister.
Erections abound!
His hair and her tits contain
equal amounts sludge.
Darksock’s Thanksgiving,
Judging from disjointed post,
Fueled with Wild Turkey.
Ndamukong Suh
Should put a pair of cleats on
and stomp their brains out.
*
Flag Football Players
Rico didn’t know what
He was getting into as chef
At Judas Priest show.
Detroit welcoming
Commitee was a surprise
To no one but Chad.
RevChad wins bet
Becomes lucky Pierre in
Barbie Ken Threeway
This couple has it
All wrong about the meaning
Of Black Friday. Son.
Quick pause for shot at
Fucking Machines convention.
Sybian for him.
Those are not pasties.
That’s deadly Black Nip Disease.
They’ll both be dead soon.
Free range breasts ride high
whilst hope for humanity
is brought down to nigh
Douche bagger and Bleeth
team up like the Superfriends
to hunt down shirt thieves
greeezed up Adam & Eve
are convincing examples
of what not to wear
.
.
…head hutrz!
You all just hatters,
We da new power couple,
Matching necklace sale.
Blade Runner Rachael
Thinks she found lost Mayan man
Sells weights at Target
from whence came the grease
I’m guessing turkey baster
plucked from his bunghole
Occupy Venice
Beach attracted the usual
Crowd of lost nepos.
Bassist, Singer, from
Jamaican Scratch-Hole Posse;
Show’s at Eleven.
@ Hermit:
.
Old Overholt Rye
And Ambien 10’s are a
Helluva drug, Son.
7 syllables in Jamaican Scratch Hole Posse…brilliant!!! heheh
the newest villians
in the next DarkKnight saga
Dongtastic Duo
When will RevChad write
Up my thing for me? After
Chili and doobies?
That’s the look of the
Men working on the chain gang
Bang. Ooh ah ooh ah.
Plastic Emily
Unties Serge’s Balloon Knot,
cherry stems be damned.
Dreuche fancies chest’n’abs
Kroeger blonde’s mams
You can change ’em!
There’s no ‘I’ in team
But there’s two in gimp suit
And four in platitude quoting idiot
Your lack of KY
Is not our problem
It’s difficult insertion
We’re 100% behind you
We prefer rear entry
Coz that’s how we roll
We require a medical questionnaire
If you want to play
We know how you’ve rolled
You thought Kroeger’s chili pot big?
Wait’ll you see blonde bleeth’s rig
Wide set.
We’ll love’n’respect you
with a false sense of security
Then pound you mercilessly
If I remind you of a Greek statue
Go ahead and shit on me
then fly birdy fly.
Fake tits and dog chains,
‘Roid rage is in the hizz-ouse,
Who has bigger boobs?