Thursday, November 24, 2011
Happy Thanksgiving!
HCwDB will resume tomorrow.
In the meantime, try not to kill your family today. They mean well. They’re just neurotic, horrible people who are the reason for everything that’s gone wrong in your life.
‘Bag mock never sleeps.
She looks like she’s enjoying the turkey leg.
<<< I forgot to thank Mr. T for the Flavor Wave.
Nice sentiment DB1. That’s why the life of a lone drifter with intermittent ballings is sometimes best. However, my family really isnt that bad as long as I can make my getaway after pie coffee and a rousing game of Milbournes.
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I’m not sure what to make of this picture. Looks staged.
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Everyone should check out Hermit’s history lesson in the previous post. Simply splendid. Happy Thanksgiving all, even you Kroeger. You best post that chilli recipe.
shitty Bow Wow Wow cover band
he looks almost like mr T: “Shut up! you pity fool”
Miracle On Cipro Street
Holiday Sinn
Yes Virginia! There Is A Yellow Cock
It’s a Woeful Life
The Santa Paws
8 pounds assorted canned beans ( No can goo)
8 pounds lean meat (fried with fat)
8 pounds sauteed onions, leeks, fennel, celery. red peppers
8 big cans stewed tomatoes (salt-free with liquid)
4 bay leaves, 4 tsp. pepper, 4 tsp. chili powder ,4 tsp. garlic salt, 4 tsp. chili flakes
4 bottles Canadian Lager (cheap, reserve 20 for cook)
Cook the bitch in a big fucking thick-bottomed pot on low boil.
Don’t fucking burn it!
Yield 32 pounds Kroeger Chili Diet Chili
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Beaners
no severed heads?
^Jesus-sized Cocck H Christ, how many does that serve? Imma have to divide that recipe by 8. Thanks Rev.
Enjoy the breast meat!
I’m gonna’ whip up a vat of Reverend Chad’s chili.
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Is porch beef considered lean meat?
Porch beef is sometimes lean and sometimes not, it will only affect the dietary properties of the chili.
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In my experience I have found that long lean porch beef is leaner than the short and stubby variants. Remember that depending which type of porch beef you prefer you may have to clip the ends. And grind them for tenderness.
Ask Nancy. She’s seen more porch beef than statutaory holidays.
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If Matt Stafford and Chad Kroeger are in the same stadium, where do they fit the spectators heads?
On the other hand, they will (on occasion) make bail for you, so they do have some redeeming features.
Don’t put porch beef in chili. You’ll taint it.
Happy Thanksgiving to all!!!
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Hermit is a genius!!!
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The good Rev cracks me up.
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The Sabres suck!!! and don’t fuck with Milan Lucic.
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Gobblers
hey rev if you bring Nickleback home we will let you in our country
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gizzards
I would like to punctually apologize for Ncikleback and the wonderful boos they got at half-time.
Let’s see, what is this ‘porch beef’ these cats are going on about? Just type it into The Google here, and…
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http://www.myspace.com/vindouchal/photos/21304166
Happy Thanksgiving fellow ‘Bagsters! This afternoon I will attend a party held by a contingent of ex-pat Americans directly underneath the Sydney Harbour Bridge. My mate who invited me mentioned the abundance of quality pear that will be attending. Good times! I will try and for photographic evidence.
Also, is 1-Prong going the grope? Dirty little boy!
@tall guy, good luck tonight. Remember, NO flower shop stories. And don’t just take pictures like a creeper, freakin get some!
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From my nepos to your nepos Happy Taintsgiving.
Shortly after eating my first bowl of Reverend Kroeger’s Diet Porch Beef Chili Surprise I felt some gastro-intestinal rumbling and the sudden urge to evacuate my bowels. Before I could get to the bathroom, a fetid stream of hot, liquid excrement shot down my pant leg and onto the floor filling my right shoe. Disoriented and dehydrated, I attempted to remove my clothes and clean up when I keeled over and expelled the contents of my stomach into the sink like a sea sick cholera victim on Olestra® muscle relaxers.
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I’m weak and suffering from a 40% loss of vision, and am now lying under a blanket with chills and night sweats, and I’ve already lost twelve pounds.
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Amazing results and it’s only my first day..
@Creature 9.05:
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Right here buddy:
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Hot Chicks with Boob Grab. I’m liking the site upgrades already.
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Happiest of Thanksgiving to those of you who are celebrating.
Thats NOT the chick I want to see with a lollipop.
If it is one thing I have observed and experienced in this life to be true; when you are in a relationship with a woman and it progresses to the point she will allow you to grab her boobs and make honking noises (meep, meep, aaooga, aaooga) like a car horn and not smack you in the face, you have reached a very, very special point most likely true love.
thanks for the link Troy…very groovy!
I clicked on Troy’s link…I kept waiting for Tonetta to step into frame but (s)he never did…
Orange and herpster bleeth. This is unprecedented.