Monday, November 21, 2011
Headwound Harry
Giant mandanas.
Still out there.
Still scrotey.
Still bothering hot chicks who think it’s sexy to chomp Tootsie Roll pops.
Mmmm.. Brunette Carolina… how your bony suckle shoulders invert gremlin harmonics.
In a related story, “Invert Gremlin Harmonics” will be the name of my future synth indie techno band, that will only play gigs in Echo Park, and never advertise.
mandanas = BALD
mandanas = BALDNESS
Look, I’ll put this out there to my fellow ‘Bagsters: my research for 2011 Douchiest Hand Gesture has already unearthed a veritable plethora of hand gesture images. And I’ve not come even close to investigating the entire 12 month’s worth. Do you, fellow ‘Bagsters (and of course the word is used in its proper unisex way) recall any especially repellent specimens of gesture wielding toxicity that you’d like to direct tall guy to? C’mon! Help a brother out!
@ tall guy
this is quite revolting
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/06/friday-haiku-213/#comments
or this http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/02/scrappy-sneaks-in-the-back-door/
I better start my write-up for Eurobag. First I’m gonna get drunk for five days and deep-fry a frozen turkey stoned like the asshole above.
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Sweet Giblets
Thanks Et Tu, I had Scrappy already but sheesh, Slumdoghundredaire lowers the bar considerably.
Make it really long winded, Kroeger. Dreuche gets off on your work.
Can you believe it? A white mandana after labor day? Truly
crass.
I can honestly admit I’d like Headwound Harry nip off a chunk of ballsack with his zipper. Especially if one of his bra’s can upload a video of it happening to Youtube
Correction tall guy, I get off on slamming RevChads “work”. Big difference.
Can someone else confirm that the Techno Viking thread went off the rails? I can’t see that last 20 or so posts ’cause the shit is all jumbled. At least on my 286 10 MhZ PC.
@ Nancy
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Check the Friday Thoughts and Links thread. Did I capture the dynamic between you and Rev Chad correctly? If not, I’m willing to try again.
The dark haired Bleeth looks like she is about to execute a Roman shower on this fool!
Skinny chick is just visiting Jerz. She’s originally from the Island of Dr. Moreau, and her mother was an Emu.
I thought Invert Gremlin Harmonics was a Sliverlake coffee shop frequented DB1 and his possee.
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.On second thought…maybe the name of the store I’m thinking of is Invert Gremlin Colonics…
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…where the boss goes to get his bowels cleansed by gentle Gremlins.
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Coprolaliacs
A wise man once told me: Underage poon will lead to small room with with dude called Ripsnort.
Dear Numbnuts:
Uncover your melon, and cover your chest.
Sincerely,
The Rest of Humanity
PS: Ashton Kutcher is looking like the early favorite in the “Could Be A Lesbian In Drag” category.
@Doc B, great. Now we have a dynamic. Anyway, your sing trio sums it up nicely. But you can keep trying to define our relationship if you want. You know, if you get off on that type of thing.
Dreuche, hook, line & sinker!
@tall guy, in my face. You got me good. Didn’t see it coming. Wink.
mandana AND chest shave reveal = please look at anything other than the fact that I am balding
Dreuche! You’re so competitive. Cheers to you and to all women who have saddled-up next to powerful men just so you can stand in our way. Remember, although you can stand in our way you will never keep us down.
@tall guy, Tis true, I have a serious competitive streak, comes with being an alpha. And not the Zyzz type of alpha, the real kind. But Im never trying to keep anybody down (I’m not The Man, sheesh), but only to make things more interesting. Competition is healthy. Without it we remain stagnant and complacent. And that my height enhanced friend is a horrible place to live.
He’s doing his math,because he flunked out of school.
Brunettes – with any kind of lollipops – are a great thing.
Okay, N. Dreuche. In a totally unrelated topic. I’m currently watching TV (It’s Tuesday night 10:31pm) while waiting for rock cakes (cookies) I’m baking. This show on now is from the US and features debt collectors/repo dudes doing their job and getting enormous grief for it. Bloody hell! A midget just took down a very large dude by ramming his own head into the large dude’s stomach. Funny!
One time at band camp, a stripper sat on a tootsie pop that I held in between my teeth….so they’re not all that bad.