Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Post Halloween Undies Poke
Your humble narrator is digging out of a haze of alcoholic post-Halloween candy euphoria, sugar wines, and group alpaca licking.
So while Fledershmidt spends his summer vacation on the Jersey Shore saying “Jawohl!” to Madschens like Mindy here, I’mma drink some YooHoo to recover.
Two-inch jean strips for the win.
Junk in the trunk totally shredded those jeans. She is like the incredible hulk of ba-donka-donk. 10 bucks says that cloth has a the warning embroidered on it: “If you are close enough to read this, you are in danger of death by Surra de Bunda.”
Nice ass!
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I’ll give Fledershmidt a nadda, but I’d definitely mack on his girl and try to give her the prone bone.
Why even bother with the shorts at that point? Wait, they double as a hair tie. Rather handy! Good work! Now sit on my face.
For some reason I am really hungry for one of those new Wethers Caramels with the Sardine Center. Mmmmm.
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Tuna Wranglers
A look into her eyes reveals a dirtyness which can only mean fire crotch. And by fire crotch I mean like fire ants eating your cock.
Her crotch is so dirty they buried Khaddafi in it.
Her crotch is so dirty that the funk has eaten away her daisy dukes.
Mindy’s conversation with her manicurist must have started out something like this: “Oh, I dunno. I just can’t decide!”
@Dude- good eye on the nails. Eewwwwwwwwww. looks like she let one of her kids do them. And not the smart one.
@Mandouchian Candidate, let’s just hope she was more decisive when she went to get her waxing done.
I can smell the infection from here.
So double wrap it, and attack.
Her crotch is so dirty it’s mined for puss.
Her crotch is so dirty Mr Clean© put on a wig and Groucho glasses to walk by her while whistling and looking in the other direction
I’d eat it.
Didn’t you guys have a highschool health class? If she’s hot, you can’t catch anything. Medical fact.
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Guadalapersian
If you dare wear short jorts…
Why am I turned on less than by the thought of cupping her plump little chestibules, and more by how she’s seductively cupping his belly boob? Maybe the Grecian undies band have got me all weird.
her crotch is so dirty, crops sprout there….& e coli!
Her crotch is so dirty, blind garbagemen think their at work when they should be at play.
^they’re. Simple grammar fail.
Her crotch is so dirty a 4Runner with 35×12.50 boggers is stuck down there.
Her crotch is so dirty it has to be pumped out by a septic service every 2-4 years.
Her crotch is so dirty you need drain snake and a garden hose to flush the cum plug out.
Her crotch is so dirty it’s taking illegal kickbacks from industry lobbyists.
Her crotch is so dirty…Ahhh, who am I kidding? I would frog dive face first into those piss flaps for a three course meal, and I STILL would not be grossed out after picking out corn kernel sized crabs from my beard.
her crotch is so dirty it eats Swifters
Still, her crotch is so dirty you can use her uterine lining as garrote wire.
her crotch is so dirty hobos wont camp there
Her crotch is so dirty she queefs methane.
Her crotch is so dirty it has its own drum circle.
Is it just me or is his nose a badger penis?
Her crotch is so dirty after sticking my dick in there it came out with a foreskin
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…someone else’s.
^I’d say that’s wishful thinking.
Her crotch is so dirty her monthly period lasts about 6-7 weeks.
Her crotch is so dirty it once vomited after smelling itself.
That is a badger penis DSock.
Good call,,,,not enough of that action on the web.
His pickup line: “Suck for Luck?”
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Sure, don’t laugh. That one came from Matthew Stafford.
The Snooki wannabe is covering up her boyfriend’s little paunch. Here’s to hoping you get on MTV’s newest show Toledo Shore.
Ah, Mindy. It was worth hitchhiking from New Brunswick to Bernardsville in an ice storm to enjoy your untainted treats after your Sweet Sixteen party. Apparently, its been all downhill for you since then and I’m happy I got in before those frustratingly persistent genital warts surfaced. Sorry about the stain on your mom’s couch.
Wait a second, isn’t that one of the Chernobros? I recognize that skidmark-laced underwear line anywhere!!! http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2011/08/hcwdb-of-the-week-the-chernobros-and-cathy/
We’ll call these two “The Nose Twins.”
Capt. James T. Douche called it.
Excellent deduction, Captain James T. Douche (1:53 p.m.)!
He’s a helluva ass and she has a helluva ass. Good combo.