Thursday, November 17, 2011
Sweet Buffet o’ Mine
Because “Appetite for Destruction” was too obvious.
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- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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At first glance she looks totally skinny. So how come her arm even when viewed from a sideways angle looks out of proportion?
Confused.
He clearly has stolen all her foods…
Damn, after Heath died, Mary Kate has really hit rock bottom. Or was it Ashley? I give equal shits about both of them.
Chinese Douchocracy
“Chinese Douchocracy”
Dammit – genius, that was awesome!
Paradise Shitty
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November Run-A-Train
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Die and Let Die
Her pussy smells onion rings and Old Spice after banging Axle. The only person that could get enjoyment from this guy anymore is a proctologist
I’ve worked it out! Her head’s too small for her body.
Here’s one for the Chief: http://www.gq.com/moty/2011/mila-kunis-gq-men-of-the-year-issue?mbid=synd_huffpo
I believe that is barely legal actress Taylor Momsen.
Also:
The Spaghetti incident where Axl ate all the spaghetti that was meant for the whole band.
Welcome to the Bunghole (not proud of that one)
holy god, is that really him?
Izzy Stradlin?
Nope
The Ginger Handlebar incident
I have nothing to say about this except: November Rogaine.
Sweet Chub O’ Mine.
Welcome To The Girdle
Nancy Dreuche would still blow him. Twice. And spit.
His forehead tan line from his e’er-present mandana is almost…poignant.
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I say nottadouche pass because he’s not intentionally walking around with a shirt open like that; it’s just that all the buttons popped off.
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Knockin’ On Denny’s Door…
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Sweet Chowder o’ Mine…
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The Spaghetti Inhaling Incident
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Axles.
He’s a candidate for Rockerbag, but its a wide category.
I do believe I found a much larger, more versatile bag for the Rockerbag of the Year award, to be revealed in a few weeks. DB1 agreed etc.
@Rev, he’s got far too much bling and he’s a ginger. Cmon man, unlike you I’ve got some standards.
Fuck Momsen no talent.
Don’t get old, folks. That is all.
Wait, is this really Axle Rose? Hahahahahahaha! He looks horrible! If he didn’t have the mustache, I would have thought he was a woman with horrible taste in jewelry.
I really thought this was a joke. No way that could be him. Stunning. What does it say about your looks when you look much better strung out on heroin, coke and pills.
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Skip to 0:51.
Gee. Zuss. WEPT.
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At what point does Axl Rose look in the mirror and think ‘Yeah – that Danny Bonaduce’s got it goin’ ON!’?
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My worldview is imploding. I need to go cry in the shower.
I’m still cracking up about yesterdays thread whence the Rev wrote the following “you dirty little cum monkey.”. I’m not sure why but man that was funny.
Get In The Onion Ring
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Mam Kin…Make a Mean Potpie
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Live And Let Diet Coke
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You Can’t Put Your Arms Around My Doughy Ass
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Sweet Cinnabon O’ Mine
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Paradise Bakery
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Since I Don’t Have You…Ah’m Munna Eat The Whole Pizza
*Mama Kin*
DAMMIT I HATE THIS SITE!
@ Chad.
“welcome to the girdle”
WINNER
And someone should have told Twiggy that when a raccoon rapes you, you don’t need to keep it.
That’s Axel??? What happened?? HOLY FUCK BALLS he looks like an 18th century bloated French pirate. I know most rock stars live outside the norm of us regular folks but is he really gonna fuck that raccoon later?? Take me down to the paradouche city!
@Et Tu 11:13a, yeah I’m not sure how he figured out my old AOL username either. That weed must give him magic powers and shit.
And BVG, Live and Let Diet Coke FTW.
Axel Rhodes Bake and Serve
Axel Rosie O’Donnell
Mama Double Chin
I Used To Love Her, But I Had To Grill Her
I remember when he caused a riot in St Louis and tore up a stadium. Now he couldn’t cause a riot at a Chuck-E-Cheese in Omaha.
Welcome to the Funnelcake
Axl Grows
Fatsel Rose
Taylor Mom(hates me)sen
At first glance I thought it was a garden troll. Go back into the woods,you gnome. I never liked their music,too much poser for me. I’m glad grunge wiped out the bad metal guitar solo.
@Wedgie^
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Fat-cell Rose
Kate Moss really let herself go…
I also see she still has a thing for failed musicians.
Ex-Lax Rose.
I had to google this Taylor Momsen because I don’t keep up with what the kids are into. She was born in 93. GnR released the Spaghetti Incident that year. Just to put that into perspective, she wasn’t even BORN while these guys were relevant. Yet here she is draped across Axl just the same. If I ever have daughters I’m never going to let them leave the house, lest I find a picture of them on the internet when they’re 18 cuddled up to one of the guys in Fallout Boy. I should just go castrate myself right now.
i don’t know if that is taylor momsen or not, nor do i have any clue who the blonde is.
to me it looks like the wax museum versions of rip torn and avril levigne, halfway melted like crayons on a radiator of a second grade classroom, while the room was being sprayed for stink bugs.
all of which begs the question, what the fuck kind of wax museum is charging people to look at rip torn and avril levigne? it has to be in new zealand, those motherficking kiwis are amused by anything.
^Welcome back Edith Anne! Top notch stuff right there.
Apparently Axl Rose is the first man to successful clone himself, and then eat the clone.
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But who could blame him? I mean, shit, ginger tastes great.
Anybody missing a peroxided panda bear?
Appetite for Liposuction
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Welcome to MacDonald’s
“You can taste the French fries, but you better not take them from me”
He’s been dancin’ with Mr. Softee.
Here I am, and you’re a Diary Queen.
I used to love her, but I had to eat her.
“Eat your illusions”
“Knocking on Denny’s door” ftw
Damn, no respect for Mr. Axl Rose? Fuck all you faggots.