Monday, November 7, 2011
The Garglebag and Nadia Ruminate on Heidegger
Here’s pic #3 of this waste of generational educational purpose, as the Gargs and Nadia build their case for the next Monthly.
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Societal loss with big, fake titties.
Agreed. Strong case for the Monthly, ‘cept Garglebag needs to be shirtless and Nadia should defrock. Otherwise okay – and by okay I mean Groin Shave (defoliated pubic region) Reveal; female.
Is she really going out with him?
Nadia either has some lower back issues, or considers this guy a real pain in the ass.
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@ Rev,
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One bottle of “The Quil” is a pretty good dosage for a beginner, and don’t worry that groggy feeling should be completely gone by about 10:30 or 11:00 pm. By then, you’ll probably be tempted to chug another bottle.
This is where things get a little tricky.
When administered on consecutive nights, NyQuil loses all of it’s effectiveness as a sleep aid. The second night will find you agitated and restless. You may break out in a cold sweat, muscular cramps, leg tremors, hearing loss and rapid heart palpitations. The limited sleep you get will be interrupted by searing religious visions of fornicating goats, winged horses and the cast of “Mr. Belvedere.”
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You can read all about this on the warning labels.
try Robotussin
The only good thing about this coupling is thinking ahead to when she does dump his weinie ass how destroyed / devastated Garglebagger will be.
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As long as later when he shoots up that Bank of America where she’s a teller I’m not in it
If three pics is evidence, these two appear to be dating. Good for them! He’s not that bad except for the stupid tatt. People make mistakes though right? Sorry fellas, looks like “blondie” here is saddled in for the long haul. I can tell these things.
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@Hermit, I had the same fever dream when I was chasing the T-Flu dragon.
@Nancy, you mean not that bad except for the tat, the PFAH, the hair, the chin fung, the sweatband, and the douche poses, right?? You’re not bleething out on us are you?
This guy must a seven figures bank account balance or a foot long in his shorts (and not from subway) to bag a babe like this. Daddy issues aside, no way she can actually like the garglebag.
@McCrudeshoes, I don’t know man, I was thinking about it. It seems that bleeths at least get some action. Albeit from douches but still, doesn’t mean I have to call them the next day, well only to ask if they gave me AIDS. But other than that it can be on to the next one.
nadia is the type of broad who you hose enthusiasticly until her lack of depth & inability to converse on the most elementary levels drives you to the company of drunks, lepers & social outcasts as preferable diversions…example, see rev chad
…additionally, her poor judgement in choosing partners is indicative of the many issues displayed by young women (& young men) today
I must admit that Nadia is begining to grow on me. Like a wart, maybe, but there it is.
As I sit here aboard The Enterprise (my couch) I cannot come to any reasonable conclusion why she is with this ass fungus?? It is an enigma to me, she is a bleeth and all but she is not the kind of bleeth that lets a bag like Gargs here pump off inside her. I can smell 3 day old cigarette smoke and carmalized energy drink coming through my laptop from him and I doubt that when he does shower he spends much time on his crotch area. He looks like the broke ass rocker bags who save thier pennies and once a year make the annual pilgrimage to the Hard Rock in Vegas which is like Mecca for people like him, to sit by the pool and posture thier tats at one another and maybe shoot heroin in the bathroom of The Joint while some obscure band plays on.
@Nancy, since you are (purportedly) female, the degree of difficulty in finding an average or better looking sex partner should be about on par with finding a Starbucks in Seattle. If the Garglebag is your idea of average, replace Starbucks with Gas Station.
Watch this, it’s twisted. Big Bad Wolf:
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@McCrudeshoes, I prefer to cruise the local bus stops.
Do not watch Vin’s video if you are concurrently drinking beer, smoking dope, taking gabapentin and lorazepam, and flying on a dextromethophan epiphany state of non-pain while taking a break from taping the dude room walls.
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Great day, Nepos.
Vin
You’re grounded for a week.
Never do that again.
@Hermit
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That shit happens every night if I don’t sleep anyway. I’ll chug it till it stops making me pain free.
Dang Rev! You got alot going on there, uppers, downers, laughers, screamers, bet you can smoke 3 Jeffreys for breakfest like its nothing!!
She’s no Francine.
And the evidence keeps piling up that these two actually make “The Beast with Two Backs”.
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More than a little existential nausea is involved when pondering what their spawn would be like.
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Then again, “be” might be stretching it in this case.
The Big Bad Wolf is a horrible intrusion on my already jaundiced brain. Good fuckin’ God, Vin! yikes!!
oh, and Nadia’s clearly an idiot, which can speed up the Bleething process.
In this 3rd pic, I noticed she has a nice smile. I continue to prefer the winning (losing) pic where you can’t see her face. Because of GSR.
Nadia will NOT be on the short list for Librarian Hott.
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Nor will she have a seat on the LONG bus.
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If there’s a GSR category, she could get on that bus.
Awwwwww, little fella has some peach fuzz startlings on his upper lip. How cute…the little guy is growing up!
I concur, this guy has a high douchal purity rating due to his other pics.
now that dude looks pretty stupid