Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

9:40 am November, 30 tall guy said...

Subtitled: Britney and her cock-grabbing tranny sister get some.

9:40 am November, 30 DarkSock said...

If I had a buxom blonde with a labia-showing short dress and maddening hover-caress on my bacon-bludgeoner then I would NOT be mugging for the camera. I’d be shamelessly speed-humping her palm through my already-yogurt-soiled BVD’s.
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Son.

10:16 am November, 30 Douchble Helix said...

What DS said.

10:16 am November, 30 hermit said...

The chick on the far right is the most intriguing because one-eyed Queens are wild.
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Poker face

10:39 am November, 30 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I think I’d hang around. I sense a full-on lesbo make out session is in their future.

10:45 am November, 30 Choad The Douche Sprocket said...

The muscularity of Svetlana’s right arm gives me pause.
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The placement of Celestynka’s left palm makes me think of kssing her where it stinks.
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.Like Swietokryski
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.Polanskis

10:53 am November, 30 Douchble Helix said...

Those jailbait blondies in their LBDs are so cute, it took a while to notice the bag with the buck teeth and the Israeli flag necklace.

11:03 am November, 30 Wedgie said...

Hover-handing is always a party foul. Grab that fuccer, or don’t.
BTW, that guy’s face reminds me of my pond goldfish when it’s feeding time.
Slurp.

12:05 pm November, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

There’s nothing worse than an outside-the-pants hander.

12:25 pm November, 30 Douchble Helix said...

I think a broad’s hand near my crotch is always welcome. I think it’s a gateway action to even better things. Or not. So what?

12:58 pm November, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

These guys are going to come to with one less kidney apiece and very sore arses.

1:15 pm November, 30 Hurl Scheibe said...

@ Dude McCrudeshoes, you forgot that they are going to come to in a tub filled with ice and a lipstick kiss on the mirror that reads Welcome to the World of AIDS!!

How delightful that the blonde on the right brought her pet remora to show and tell.

1:18 pm November, 30 Hurl Scheibe said...

It was all fun and games for these two douches until they found out that the two hotts were exchange graduate students from The University of Berlin, looking to further their studies and research into the use of Zkylon B.

3:40 pm November, 30 Nostradouchus said...

JBwDB: Jailbait with douchebags. And neither are that hot….and dude on the left is a closet Eddie Cullen gay…and dude on the right probably got beat up that night.

Real talk.

3:41 pm November, 30 Nostradouchus said...

I’m actually surprised they were let in. Fake IDs usually get ferreted out.

4:14 pm November, 30 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Hurl, when you mack on this low caliber of eastern European hott, you are just begging for a starring role in your own personal version of Hostel. And by starring I mean a blowtorch to the scrote by some euro douche named Von Binder.

5:38 pm November, 30 Stephanie said...

The bright red shirt is a cartoon,and I want to punch his buck teeth out of his head.

6:04 pm November, 30 idfma said...

The hovering hand chick’s jawline looks like a flesh streteched over a half-open otter-trap.

6:05 pm November, 30 idfma said...

The hovering hand chick’s jawline looks like flesh streteched over a half-open otter-trap.

8:36 pm November, 30 Medusa Oblongata said...

What in the hot bubbly shitcauldron is that thing on the right?

9:04 pm November, 30 Douchble Helix said...

References to “otter-trap”s often say as much about the ‘bag-hunter as they say about the ‘bag.
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Otter-trappers.

10:26 pm November, 30 Douche Springsteen said...

Now I know why tigers eat their young.
Although I really have an affinity for slightly chubby blonds with too much eye makeup. At least she’s not the one touching that Thing.

10:36 pm November, 30 Whoop-di-douche said...

Some broads will stop at nothing to get a wet spot first before attacking the meat.
And some douchebags will get junk hair before their junk rises to the occasion.