Friday, November 18, 2011
Where’s Waldouche?: Boobs Edition
Somewher in this pic of a perfectly taut body hottness of perhaps questionable Jerzeyface, I’ve carefully hidden bro-time.
Look closely.
Can you find them saying “Brah!” and bitching about Mark Sanchez?
“A bod for sex, and a head for business”.
Who needs a pimp?
I’m catching a Lauren Sanchez vibe from this chick.
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And I sure as hell hope I don’t catch whatever those douche spigots have
You are not talking about that chisled gangster in the background enjoying the sloe gin fizz, are you?
Nice chick, shame about the lips.
She’s got a pouch on her like Skippy the bush kangaroo!
nice pink triangles
From this distance his tatts match the camo pattern on his shorts. The term “tattoo artist” takes another hit.
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Except for the Ronald McDonald clown lips, she’s a keeper.
Somebody fell asleep at the Haiku switch.
Unless Darksock had another boating incident.
Yeah I’ve never understood the whole pencil line on the upper lip look. It just looks stupid.
Jeff from IT doesn’t realize what he’s standing next to. That badonkadonk is going to explode any minute.
Not enough peen in this scene.
Jerz Bleeth or not, I want to my mash my face into her chest.
Waldouche’s white flip-flops don’t really mesh with the bad-ass gangsta at the beach vibe he is undoubtedly aiming for.
I never thought I’d EVER say this but John Waters has got some nice tits.
I just imagined her taking off her glasses and her optic blasts cut everyone around her in half.
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Seriously. A body like that and still, THAT’S where my imagination goes first. Am I just too jaded? Too old to care? Too evil?
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Oh shit. My imagination heard me and a goat-headed octopus just tore out of her womb. Now it’s attacking the crowd. It might also be singing “Find Me A Hero” with Ethel Merman’s voice but the screams are muffling it. You know, a lot of consumer advocates say the expiration dates on meds are false but now I’m beginning to wonder.
“Got your picture? Good. Now buy me another Tutti Frutti daiquiri like you said you would “
“Got your picture? Good. Now buy me another Tutti Frutti daiquiri like you said you would.”
She then shakes her glass from side to side so the ice makes an annoying tinkle-tinkle sound that both shames the picture taker and gives him hope that she can’t hold her liquor.
Titiana is a Professor of Tautology at Cal State San Luis Obispo. Nobody ever misses her class. Agree with Rev Chad about her labia.
All I see is pink orbs, and a pink triangle, all calling out to me. Come hither, little sithling.
Too bad he hasn’t carefully hidden his Kanye glasses.
The chick’s okay, I’ve seen better on here. I’d bang her, though, because you can tell she’s got some serious bedroom game.