Monday, December 26, 2011
Peter Pumpin’head and Mary Mammageddon Still Can’t Believe They Didn’t Make the 2011 Douchie Finals
They’re so upset, they brought Distorted Side Boob to Vegas to complain about it at the Hard Rock Pool Party Complaint Desk (a drunk guy named Vinny over by the potted eucalyptus tree).
But you know who was thrilled by their win at the 2011 Douchies?
Daytime Candid Champagne Katie. Followed by lots of squee and OMGs and then, like, a total manipedi that she deserved because, like, last week was ,like, too much and she’s serious.
Best self-caricature?
Tranny on right brandishing side boob like saddle bag.
If these people ever laid on top of one another, the whole thing would pop like a gangrene-infected pustule/carbuncle….oozing snot-slick silver-green goo from their stretched-to-the-limit epidermises.
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.One must wonder…as many have: how does Peter P. wipe his ass, and in what position does Mary Mamms sleep most comfortably?.
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Her side boob is so large it looks air brushed.
THAT’S A MAN, BA – well, you know
His head almost looks proportional to the rest of his body. Guess Peter’s been cutting back on the synth lol.
I can’t remember when the last time I squeed was. And what was the final verdict on Mary Mamm? Tranny?
N.D.: Yeah, there was some full frontal pre-op picture of her, er uh him, whatever, on the net that I can assure you that you do not want to see. I’m still in therapy.
What a treat for Boxing Day. Why don’t they call it Fish Slap Day?
What is that attached to her butt? Another butt?
That guy is so chemically enhanced that I don’t think he would make it through a airport scanner. The drug dogs would be all over him. I have to disagree about the hot chicks. They are fucking gross..
oh, the aggressive humility of it all…
That is not “side boob,” but “side undeveloped twin.” It can happen. Check this out.
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http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01244/conjoined-twin_1244416c.jpg
Sometimes you guys just piss me off. If it’s not Rev Chad making insensitive mulatto comments, someone is making light of serious medical issues.
This poor young woman is suffering from a condition called http://www.extension.iastate.edu/NR/rdonlyres/29909D48-BCA7-4EAD-934D-61F2636E5DCF/87040/udder.png>mastitis,
which is commonly found in sexually active llamas, large-breasted milk goats and high-production dairy cattle.
It can only be treated by vigorously rubbing corn starch and calamine lotion on the herdsman’s testicles and buttocks, while applying a poultice made from red wine vinegar and finely ground Cocoa Pebbles® to the affected area for a period of three weeks.
The fakeness is so strong here,I can smell the plastic burning. If they fart it’s going to smell like melted fake Louis Vuitton bag.
how peter pumpinhead wipes his ass:
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM
Dude is so inflated that if he gets a paper cut, we’d have to call in NORAD to track his flight path.
They look like bonobo monkeys posing for a National Geographic tv show about stinky animals
@OAN, did you graduate from the DarkSock School of Animal Husbandry? Your techniques are a little on the sketchy side.
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@Mr. Pudtato Head, great, another ape up in here.
And you know what it would have been awesome to have Mary Mannageddon Super Tranny get voted into the HOH. I mean check out that side boob.
I’d probably bang her if she had a 1/4 scale tattoo of southeast Asia on that sideboob.
@Nancy Dreuche: Hoo hoo haa haa
Tired of eating faces, The Wire is now feasting on nipples.
http://tardis.wikia.com/index.php?title=The_Idiot%27s_Lantern&image=DW20052x07TheIdiotsLantern-00768-jpeg
All’s that comes to my mind is “balloon squeak proportions”.
Well, that ( ^ ), and Miniscule brain-box set atop a mass of bovine-steroid swole meat.
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And Merry CHRISTmas DarkSock!
It bears repeating what Dark Sock said about PPH. His right arm is his ‘baitin arm. His left arm looks like a hot dog.
Wedgie, in Colombia, big asses like that are eaten. Big ass ants. I’m serious.
these are freakish carney folk…Cirque de Douche
Craig Golias and Gizel. /gargles the vomit out
I’m confused. Nothing new there, but in this case y’all can help: which bottle blonde bolt-on nigthmare of cosmetic technology is Mary Mammaggedon? The one with the side boob? Or the man in the middle?
Researching the matter for 3-5 sec, I’m convinced Mamm is on the right. I’m also convinced I need some eye wash.
I think Mammageddon needs to be removed. As Plastic Tranny is not Hot Chick. Yet the Douche is prime.
The thing is, If I happen that bleeth in middle has a nice arse, what if it turns out to be a tranny? It’s sitting in the dentists chair and hearing him say “whoops!”
‘happen to mention’
multi-tasking.
‘happen to mention’
multi-tasking
Holy crimes-against-sideboob Batman!
‘It’s like sitting in the dentist’s chair’
I’d still hit it…awkward sideboob, self-esteem issues, and all…
Maybe it’s my 5 day hangover talkin’, but the bleeth in the middle is smokin’ hott. And freaks or not, they would be hit, as my esteemed colleague Nostradouchus aptly points out.^
A giddy Champagne Katie is cuter than a dozen elves in fuzzy yellow chicky costumes wrestling in a vat of honey after eating a cocaine laced moon pie the size of a truck tire.
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Whoever attempted to photoshop that mam-mountain to be less horrifying needs to go back to trade school… I suggest strawberry wrangling or snail husbandry as suitably undemanding.
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-McCrude who can’t be arsed to sign in.
Blow-up Betty the Love Doll rocks the posterior.
More Champagne Katie. I cannot get enough Champagne Katie.
des-per-a-tion n. ˌdes-pə-ˈrā-shən — the “hott” on the right had her already plastic side boob Photoshopped to be 1) larger and 2) “naturally” colored.
desperation
Always love a side-boob that’s bigger’n a glutea maxima, and a set of testosterone tits that dwarfs the pea-brained skull of its its owner.
Like many urban mass transit systems, the Chicago Transit Authority displays advertisements on the sides of its buses. This program generates a much needed revenue stream from large, seemingly useless spaces.
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If Mary ever finds herself short of cash, she could consider the same strategy with the sides of her breasts.
What the fuck is going on here?
Why won’t my main comment show up?
True dat, McCrude. That’s a pretty awful PS job. They would have done better to just draw in more bikini using MS Paint.
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And why DID anyone feel it necessary to Photoshop sideboob? Were her freakishly massive pancake nipples migrating towards her armpits in a desperate attempt to escape the torment of be stretched like a timpani head across those bowling balls for tits she has? I wonder if each breast is tuned differently so that if one were to beat each one alternately with their cock it would sound like the opening beat to George of the Jungle.
Really? I had to remove the HTML link?
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Stupid internet.
He has the SAME…FRIGGIN’…POSE…in…EVERY…SINGLE…PICTURE.
her self esteem issues are larger than her fake cans
I’m guessing Mary’s ass is photoshopped, too – it’s never looked that large. I don’t even think that its possible.
Douchebag – Hot Chick – Douche without her/his bag.
“if one were to beat each one alternately with their cock it would sound like the opening beat to George of the Jungle.” Jacques Doucheteau for comment of the year. And I’m glad that I’m not the only one who thought it–when I first glanced at this photo this morning, I was like, “Why does the side of her tit look so weird?” On closer inspection, which made me vomit like a bulimic at an all-nite truck stop buffet, I noticed the line along her back. That’s been done in, too. Jeebus. Really? It’s not enough to get a set of bowling balls popped under your pecs, you have to edit the photos later on? You’re in for a long, miserable old age, woman. I’m assuming the airbrush on her tit was to hide the tiger-stripe stretch marks.
“which made me vomit like a bulimic at an all-nite truck stop buffet,…”
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Heh, heh, heh! Medusa, you don’t write so bad, yourself!
I suppose the next step for them in their quest to seek attention would be to have their genitalia replaced with a pair of functioning semi-cognizant prehensile arms forever locked in mortal combat wielding 18″ long purple jelly dongs. the endless combat would sound much like the noise Mary makes when jogging…”FWIPPIDA-FWAP-FWOPPA-FWOP-FOIN-SQUEEEET—SHORKKK!”