Tuesday, January 10, 2012
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Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Marry me.
All done with Mayan Coitus Eye, quality educational video on Youtube right here.
She’s special.
Do you think she has any idea that this video has subtly suggestive undertones?
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And why the hell couldn’t she clean up her dorm room? Slobbering slob.
She is smoking. Barstool had her up, too. More PHOTOS here, if’n yer interested
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Two Burritos and a Root Beer Float
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I am having dirty thoughts about this girl who has all these nasty pictures and is young enough to my DILF.
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She must be immediately posted to the Hall Of Hott. She has no factors to mitigate her hottness.
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Fellow Boners
I agree with the Reverend, she should be inducted to the Hall of Hott. Hey if Barry Larkin can get into the Hall of Fame why can’t this broad make out Hall of Hott?
FAAAAAP
Twelve lesbians just wet themselves.
This chick is 7 different kinds of hott, and I’m going to be picturing her doing tongue curls with my yarbles all day now, but how can she make the HoH without making an appearance with a douchebag? Seems kinda against our particular, what’s the word, idiom. Yaknow?
Vivid just signed her.
She sure knows her way around with that tongue. Daddy like!
Interesting coincidence: The new Van Halen song with David Lee Roth back on vocals was released today, and it also licks….a lot of taint.
Terry the Tongue from 5 pics below wants to meet her.
Go on – http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/tongue-girl-goes-to-umass-how-the-hell-didnt-i-know-that/?pid=75881 – to see a photo worthy of douchebaggery.
Photo of her and douchebaggery making her eligible for the HOH:
http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/tongue-girl-goes-to-umass-how-the-hell-didnt-i-know-that/?pid=75893
black dress eh
Unlike most of Db1’s videos I watched the whole thing and then stared, mesmerized, at the blank screen for eight full minutes after it was finished.
That said, for the first few seconds I thought she was trying to swallow a fresh-caught bluegill.
This is what a blow job advertisement would look like…
Meh.
That girl’s tongue is reminiscent of Gene Simmons’s. And by that I mean I’d like to ejaculate on her fungiform papillae and filiform papillae.
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Muscular Hydrostats
Hell! That gurl has more tongue moves than my iguana glizzerd! So’s i guana aks if she really does do that nasty dirty thang? And if she does, will she meet internet creepers?? Hypothetical questions for a current institutional research program in progress. *cough*
She is going to make some woman very happy someday.
Which will, in turn, make a lot of men very happy someday.
This is the equivalent of shadow boxing with barking starfish. And I’m all for getting in good practice sessions.
On the Gong Show in the 70’s,they had two girls come out and lick ice cream cones and that’s all they did on TV.
That broadcast actually became sort of banned for being suggestive. I don’t know why I mentioned that. Maybe this is a Gone Show moment. Bless Chuck Barris wherever he is.
^Steph, well Youtube is kind of a modern day Gong Show, very appropo.
Its a sign of the times – in our Kardouchian world – all u need is a face and some hint of sexuality and you too can be a tongue girl.
But I digress, this young woman is very talented.
Thou shalt not perv
Thou shalt not perv
Thou shalt not perv
Lord forgive me…I perved.
methamphetamine is a hell of a drug