Monday, January 16, 2012
Awkward Guy Wearing T-Shirt With Hot Chick On It Standing Next to Hot Chick
But at least Mario doesn’t look like he’s never seen a woman before and hasn’t spent the past six years humping tree stumps. And by doesn’t, I mean does.
Oh, and for the visually impaired, this post is also Boobs. Or not not boobs, as the double negative may be.
Rimjobs & Blowies ?
Chestbrah?
Rectums & Boners
Holy black triangle.
Rheumatism & Bulemia
It looks like his frontal lobes were damaged during childbirth.
This chick’s got it going on. This dude has dain bramage
Retards & Bromide
As UK blokes would say: “Damn, she is fit!”
Rectology & Borax
Rejection & Beatings
wait – wouldn’t “daddy issues” be D&I?
I always thought “Daddy Issues” would be an outstanding name for a strip club.
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The really is a strip club called “The Pitiful Princess” here in Portland. At least somebody has a sense of humor about it.
Diamond and Bust
Reprobates and Bitches
Reptilians and Bovines
I still think that the Watchmen was one of the most underrated movies of all time. And booobiies.
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But I also think that the last half of this is the best video of all time. And noses! Fuck!
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L’s
Razors & Bloodletting
Ritalin & Botox?
Rohypnol & Bukakke?
Relapsing & Booze
Somehow he does look like ChestBrah.
Reach Arounds & bungalingus.?
Rimjobs & Bukkake?
Rickets & Bedbugs
Hottest chick is on dude’s shirt.
Roumaki and Borscht
Rope & Bondage
Beer peen FTW.
Ribs and Bacon
Ravishing and Brunettes
Rectums and Boobs, bit of an oxymoron though.
I’ll give him this: At least he’s making kissy lips at the hott and not the man behind the camera.
Reconstructive dental surgery & Boobjobs?
Reach-around & Blumpkin
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Raven haired Indo-Semitic chick has it goin on. And by goin on I mean I think I dated her.
rohypnol & benzodiazepine
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Honestly the only way he has a chance. And even then, I give him Giants odds.
Redford and Buschemi?
Reiser and Bachmann
Roids and Bullshit
Retards and Bulimics
Rapists and Beavers
Rotels and Blaupunkts
Ravioli and Buddhists
Railwaymen and Bongoists
Rotini and Buckshot
Ruminants and Batpeople
Right and Bereft
Rigatoni and Beef
Right and Bong
Ramen & Bagels
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What?
Rum and Bondage
Rubber and Barbwire
Rabbi’s & Bar Mitzvahs?
Rodeo’s & Bronco Busting?
Rails & Badgers
Rubbers & Buttplugs
‘Roids and Bleeding
Ridicule & Blaspheme
Rip Currents & Boating
Bungalingus is the new Anal Tongue Darts.
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This could also be “Drunk Guy Wearing T-shirt With ButterFace.”
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Roofies and Butt-Plugs
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Roadies & Backstage passes
Razors & Blow?
Rabbits and Bunnies
Rye & Bourbon?
It’s two word Monday. Can we start that one?
Romeo & Bruce
Root & Bolt
(not sure if you know, but bolt is slang in Austraya for leave – just saying).
Holy Black Triangle? Or shady shadow?
Reacharounds & Buttfucks
Rogering & Buggering
For myself, I ♥ Racks & Boobies…..
We have an early Golden Globes candidate for 2012. I think she’s already got Ms. 2011 beat.
Yeah, I figured as much. I saw the sign that read “I <3 R&B", and "73 comments", and made a guess as to what the first acronym would be, and who made it.
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I was 25% right.
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Rectums & Boners was the second one. Good job Hermit.
A little slow on the draw today, eh Dark Sock?
Renal failure & Botulism.
Rashes & Baby powder
Rastafarianism & Blowup dolls
And why is his glans penis YELLOW?
Reaming & Bludgeoning
Rape & Blueberries
Regular & Black cock
Relative & Bastardized
Rancid & Bloated
Relapsed & Buried
Rev Chad & Bong Hits?
I second Stephanie’s idea of two-word Monday.
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It has 33% more potential than one-word Tuesday.
Hall of Hott