Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Oliver Largeman Points Out the Obvious
And the obvious is tatines.
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If that little dildo I see poking up in the center is any indication, she’s gonna be a tight fit Largeman.
Tupperware tatas are the plastic fruit of the the mammarian universe. Plastic fruit looks ripe and perfectly well formed and delectable. But, just bite into one….
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I prefer milk duds to plastic chesticles.
His hand is bigger than her head.
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.@Eponymous has it right….although Tiny Tina’s tatas don’t look to be THAT dud-ly (or dude-ly) and might be mammalicious and motorboat-able….
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….whilst his cranium resembles a large, functional, pencil eraser.
Butterbean called. He wants his schtick back.
Bullets from The Tons of Fun reincarnated.
I’ll take the small pair on rye with some brown mustard. Stop by the table in a bit, cuz they’re small and I might still be hungry. There’s a good man. Here’s $10. Have a tailor look at those sleeves.
Amazandra the Bronze’s plastic surgeon said, “You want me to do what?! They aren’t supposed to look like two Zeppelins taking off for different destinations.”
He’s got a goatsees growing. He is also quite rotund. Suspicions confirmed. And let me be the first to call this guy Sloth from The Goonies.
I didn’t know Baron Harkonnen was hetero.
Mia was eager to leave the poverty of her native Philippines behind, but now that she is in America, she has a constant sense of dread as what she calls “American Daikaiju” lumber about, oblivious to her far below, threatening to squash her with a single clumsy misstep.
Tommy Lee Jones just zapped him.
His head reminds me of a cartoon, of which I cannot remember the name, where there are bad guys with thumb heads.
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@Medusa
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I have your flu. How long will it last? Fucking flu. Nothing worse than a sleepless night after a triple dose of NyQuil. I got the Jimmy-feet.
Ahab tried harpooning the beast but was killed when his ship was swatted by the giant’s tail. Meanwhile, Innara’s boobs still show the rim locks for the lids. She used them to attach the bowls to her rib cage. Little Pia knows that she’s the goods and waits for the Gaijin to be distracted bye Innara’s baubles. Then she will find her prince.
He’s the guy from Crod Mandoon: The Flaming Sword Of Fire.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/tvandradio/5434982/Matt-Lucas-from-Little-Britain-to-Krod-Mandoons-lusty-despot.html
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Kill me now.
That conehead dude from the Jedi Council’s really been packing on the pounds over the holidays.
Uncle Fester!!!
http://www.comicvine.com/uncle-fester/29-21520/all-images/108-241293/unclefester_01/105-1850352/
hahaha looser…he tagged himself
It’s a rare tuskless albino lounge walrus!
He looks like Mr Big Tough Guy, but when he goes home he plays with his own poop.
McCrude’s SAT question #17:
If little Mia carries a pen in her cleavage, then Amazania Bronze caries:
a) a pencil
b) a Gutenburg printing press
c) the Oakland Raiders
d) the sacred witings of the lost tribe of Israelites
Little Mia’s timer has popped up, she’s done.
Its either an amphibious manatee or The Michelin Man.
Oliver the land porpoise says one of these two ladies will show you to your table. Don’t get all grabby, or Oliver the land porpoise will bounce you out of there, when he eventually catches you some time between groundhog day and national talk like a pirate day.
James Gaffigan went metro….then went to Shoney’s.
James Gaffigan went metro….then to Shoney’s.
He does his shopping at the Big and Tall Store on Mars.
Pimplehead. Oh I thought this was the one word Tuesday pic.
This guy belongs in a fucking movie as an alien. Holyshit.
@ Rev—oh, damn. Sorry about that, man. The shit is so powerful it can be transmitted over teh interwebs. Well, I’m at about a week now and it’s letting up. I know this is going to sound odd, but give up on the OTC drugs for this one. I’m serious. For everything I crammed down my gullet, i got absolutely no relief and some awful side effects from the medicine. Jimmy legs and constipation, the whole miserable mess. I felt like I was back in detox. So, listen, this is gonna sound weird, but this is where I turned the corner: Taking megadoses of echinacea and goldenseal, and doing a neti pot. Yeah, I know, it’s hippie bullshit. But there’s a reason those guys out in the hills of China are living to be 110 and wrestle musk oxen for fun. Meanwhile we’re over here dropping dead at 65. Give it a shot.
Now I know what happens when you stuff an enormous pink lizard with golf balls.
I see James Gaffigan found the buffet line.