Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

Draft Street's HCwDB Contest is Friday

If you didn’t catch yesterday’s post, HCwDB has a new sponsor, Draft Street, helping to keep the mock going in 2012.

On Friday, Draft Street is holding a FREE NBA Fantasy League one-day face-off. Just for us. It starts Friday at 7pm, and by the end of Friday, we’ll know which ‘bag hunter won $200.

Are you in? Win some cash, learn about a new site, and help support HCwDB in 2012.

CokeGuy is not invited.

Aesop's Fables: "The Squirrel and the Vomit"

One of Aesop’s lesser known fables. A poignant tale of squirrels, vomit, and a lost princess named Lisa.

Brothabag Charlie Has Pee Hair

Helllooo, what have we here?

Brothabag Charlie doesn’t always choose suburban party chicks, but when he does, he chooses batshizzy nutjobs.

Draft Street Joins Up With HCwDB

We interrupt your regularly scheduled douche mocking to ask the following:

Fan of HCwDB?

Fan of sports?

Then lets hump those two loves together into one glorious pear-worthy package of orgiastic boobie hottie suckle thigh (thus the Pear pic).

Yes HCwDB and your humble narrator have gotten a sponsor for 2012. And this post is in support of that sponsor: Draft Street.

I don’t often take on partnerships on the site, but these guys are legit, they love supporting weird blogs like mine, and are long time readers of HCwDB. Draft Street also sponsors Bar Stool Sports, home of many ladies that have graced these pixels. They’re psyched for the HCwDB community to check them out and give them a shot.

That’s where you come in. Oi! Don’t scroll down. Pay attention.

So what is Draft Street? It’s totally free to play (all you need is an email account). You draft a team. You can even win $$$ if you know your sports. Or, more likely, just get lucky.

Got that? Free to play. Not only that, but by checking ’em out and giving it a spin, you support HCwDB as well, and keep this here site going in 2012. So there’s that, too.

Oi! Don’t ignore this post. Yeah you. Check ’em out.

Then, as a bonus, email me that you signed up, and I’ll send you back not one but TWO copies of 2011 Best Golden Globes winner Tiny Dancer Maria in luscious, previously unseen, hard-R rated Ass Pear poses.

I’m serious. They’s awesome. That’s free, private, A-quality Pear just for giving Draft Street a shot.

Is it pathetic that I’m pimping out Ass Pear Pics to get you to sign up for Draft Street? Perhaps. But I stand by these guys, and have already played the game and know it’s fun.

Bring it. Prove the HCwDB community can show up and represent.

EDIT: I should mention that Draftstreet’s special HCwDB contest is giving away $200! For free! So I’d play if I were you.

Ask DB1: Tawny Kitaen as Proto-Bleeth?

Et tu douche? writes in asking us to historically codify 80s hottie Tawny Kitaen on the historical Bleeth spectrum:

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Dear DB1,

ETD?

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Kitaen’s Bleethery is definitely apparent, but without the epic fall from grace travesty that was Grieco/Bleeth, Kitaen is merely on the second tier of 80s Hot Chickery turned rank pooery.

Far more noteworthy a case of Metalrockerbaggery was Bobbie Brown. Although that tasty cherry pie was probably ‘Baguette from the start.

Grover McPocalypse Likes Hippie Chicks With Questionable Belly Areas

Grover McPocalypse also has a checkered past.

One Word Tuesday

Atheism.

Awkward Guy Wearing T-Shirt With Hot Chick On It Standing Next to Hot Chick

A disturbing trend.

But at least Mario doesn’t look like he’s never seen a woman before and hasn’t spent the past six years humping tree stumps. And by doesn’t, I mean does.

Oh, and for the visually impaired, this post is also Boobs. Or not not boobs, as the double negative may be.

Lumpus Find Love

Lumpus strips down.

And for years afterwards, Katherine could not eat cantaloupe.

EuroTimmy Celebrates the HCwDB of the Week

EuroTimmy sees Justin Bieber as a trailblazing crusader for pre-pubescent HCwDB rights. Sort of the Rosa Parks of the testosterone-challenged.

Eastern European Leyona say no thank you for Appletini offer and to please stop ask.