Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Pop Quiz
Pop quiz time, kids!
Party Girl Michelle is pointing at:
A. Her bestie, Kayla, who is totally, like, Woo!!!
B. The only pattern in the room not shaped like a doily puking up an ink blot.
C. The head of Alfredo Garcia.
D. The last shred of her dignity being munched on by a wayward cockroach.
EDIT: Whoops, had a premature publication last night. Carry on…
Holy glowing sea foam green triangle?
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Now that’s some crotch funk. Hanford style.
And where did this post come from? Was Stephen Hawking right and now we’re moving backwards in time as the universe contracts.
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Speaking of things contracting, this girl’s mouth needs to contract.
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Around the base of my dick, yo! Haw haw haw haw!
Why am I the only one commenting on this post? Can no one else see it but me? This is kinda freaking me out.
None of the above. She is saying to someone off camera, “Smell my finger.”
She does have nice naturals…
There’s nothing natural about her.
I’m gonna one word this mutha: heinous
Natural nails? Natural hair color? Natural repulsiveness?
I feel like I’m living in two different yet similar points of space time. And, yuck. And by yuck I mean Eyaghhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Hawkingses
Douche looks like his name would be Guy Sebastian or something. Bleeth looks male.
E. The alien spunkmonkey who tried to impregnate her traditional alien-style but had to settle for using Ramon’s micro-peccker instead.
Her monkey claw scares me. But maybe its magical. And she’s giving the green light to every peen in the area. Treat it like a yellow light and proceed with caution or floor it and get the fuck out.
Nice to see I’m not the only one who has trouble flicking sticky boogers off my fingers.
She’s a bit too crusty for me. Sheesh, when a fairly slim (or malnourished/emaciated) bleeth has forearm cellulite it’s a fair signifier of urinary tract issues.
I thought Anna Nicole Smith was dead.
Tim Burton’s “The Corpse Bleeth”
“Soilent Green is peehole!”
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Sorry.
DING! Her tampon’s done.
“Hole’k Angry! HOLE’K SMASH!
Doctor Moreau’a cruelest joke, the Stroodle. Part stripper part white-haired poodle.
And that hat he’s wearing is fucking ridiculous!
She’s pointing directions to the “Queer Eye for the Asian Guy” dudes from her last photo here to help Ramon clean off the douche look
Kryptontwat
Clitonite
E. Someone else from Fukushima to vomit in her vagina?
Don’t ask my how I know this, but there actually is neon green pubic hair color, along with whole bunch of other neon colors, that can make your muff look like cotton candy.
It’s also Astraya Day today. Get it into ya, poofs!
As Carmen’s booger hit the far away opposite wall of the strip club, Timon smiled wanly. He’d lost the bet, and as a result would have cheap green hair coloring smearing his cheeks later in the evening.
Get that bitch a scratching post, and a lead tampon for her radioactive monkey box.
@Sock, I like the shamrock stencil. Whether it’s extremely good luck, or extremely bad luck, if you are staring one of those in the face there is no doubt you are experiencing SOME TYPE of luck.
Things I learned today on HCWDB:
1) Vin is very observant and can spot a bleeth from an old pic in under 5 seconds.
2) Shamrock dyed pubes are the new GSR.
Look at the CLAWS on Party Girl Michelle!
Regardless – I’d be deeply flattered if she kicked me in the nads, took my wallet and maxed out my credit cards.
Look at the choad next to her! Talk about a Zeta Manleteer………….
She’s the kind of woman that comes in a tube top and leaves in anger
She’s pointing at the alien that just left green goob on her private parts.
i wonder if two hormone taking pre-ops each heading the opposite way, getting together, and having sex, with each thinking their birth-genitals are poisoning them, can produce as much crying and shared self-loathing as jets fans watching the super bowl.
E. Her sex change doctor.
Where the fucc are her hips?
She comes in a blue tube top and leaves in anger with cum stains on her blue tube top.
She’s pointing at Crimson Ted. So now we know.