Monday, January 30, 2012
Tool Who Points
Confucious Say:
Tool who points soon become Tool Who Grabs.
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No doubt Tool Who Grabs was imagining a firm pair of male buttocks, explaining the feyest smile mine eyes have e’er seen.
Good for him, public place boob fondle, if chick is willin’, is alright by me plus them is some nice jugs.
Dear DB1 and fellow mocksters,
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Are we witnessing a new douche trend with the tin o mints in front pocket of tight pants?. With last weeks Bernie sporting 2 cans of Sucrets® and now this pud sporting a tin of I don’t know what. Seems odd.
^ http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/01/bernie-is-in-over-his-pay-grade/
Q: Why does a hipster douchebag wear black suspenders?
A. To keep his Pabst up.
Jugs That Impress
The entrance exam for USC has degenerated somewhat in recent years.
@Et Tu, its either his birth control pill box or bubble tape. He should double up on both. With a bunch of gum in his mouth it will be hard for him to talk.
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Boobsra Ann here is wearing the same shiny panty host my Aunt Edna used to wear to her Sassy Ladies Jazzercise group.
@ Et Tu
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I think that’s a tin of delicious Kodiak or perhaps tasty Copenhagen
Yo! Dreuche, my oft mentioned trip the the US may actually happen during your 2012 Summer. I’ll need that Sassy Ladies Jazzercise group’s phone number when I get there.
Something tells me she’s no stranger to having her cans felt by strangers.
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.It’s just a wild hunch.
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.Guicciones
@tall guy, my Aunt Edna is dead now. Thanks for reminding me.
Yeah but something tells me the stranger preparing to feel the cans navigating previously uncharted waters.
Simmer down, Dreuche.
@tall guy, sorry, when I get on a roll its hard to stop.
That’s cool, Nancy (boner points for addressing you formally).
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Ariba
Crypto-straight?
@Vin
Wouldn’t the appropriate way, if in fact it is delicious Kodiak or perhaps tasty Copenhagen chew, to store in the back pocket? I pretty sure no self respecting chewer of chew is wearing really tight pants and keeping it in their front pocket.
This pic should be in the wheelhouse of every man with kids who watch Disney channel. Here’s Selena Gomez in about 7 years after her “career” flies off the tracks and Justin Bieber goes back to Canada to work in his uncle’s moose rendering operation.
yeah, but this tool has no torque. whenever he tries to loosen a nut, he just spins and spins.
best boys.
And the reason she’s cool with it? He’s a Tool Who’s Gay.
The fact that she is wearing pantyhose leads me to believe that she is not as loose as public boobgrab would otherwise indicate.
If you need a photo of yourself holding boobs,that means you’re trying to convince everyone you indeed love boobs.
When I know the real truth,Tool.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit being a breast man.
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Takes my breatht away.
Never trust a non-retard adult who wears suspenders. And by that I mean I’d love to ejaculate on Ms Tool Who Points’ spectacular boobs.
That lady has large cans.
indeed she does sock, indeed she does.
I just fellated Mrs. Kroeger’s mons pubis to ejaculation in the dark. I hope it was Mrs. Kroeger, then again, I don’t.
I would give this guy a pass. The scarf is douchesque and mock-worthy indeed, but the rest is quite not on par with the the pack we usually see here. No chest/groin shave reveal, no bling, no six-pound watch (at least not visible), no comically large belt buckle.
And boob pointing/grabbing? I can only say: I would.
When he grabs, she looks ready to plant her knee in his jewlz.
That’s either chewing tobacco in his pocket, or… an enormous condom?
I think he’s packing this: http://bit.ly/xDFnxP