Wednesday, February 22, 2012
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When the gang at 31 Flavors discovered a life size Herspter Ken doll, much greco-roman formula was expunged.
Yeah, I got nuthin’. Can you do better? Take your best shot in the comments thread.
“Yes, this much is nine inches”.
Some people simply have no shame. No shame.
I fink he na da bes.
“No, silly it’s not real leopard skin.”
Horst snap like Flintstones
Douche on the left’s hair HAS to be a plastic prosthesis. No way that shit is real
As Dr. Doofenshmirtz lay his hair-conflagratator lazernator to Gay Eric’s lid, Leopard Tawny queefed herself a functioning penis while her friends laugh in spite at her new found gender.
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Pherbs
“Too bad my finger pistol is only a .22”.
norway norm and his gaggle of slores thought it would be cool to take a pic with HIV infected wax figure of ricky martin
Scotchy Le Poo and the Checkered DAWG! “That’s CapiTAL D A W G” spreadin the herp at the local watering hole. feeling the hoe thangs pissing the flow.
“What a douche,” said Jon Bon Jovi’s third cousin, forgetting for the moment that he and Bolt Bradshaw were slated to star in the next Jonny Quest remake: “When Hadji Met Hardrock – Jonny’s Golden Shower Quest.”
Sprockets!
After their plans for the domination of Earth were thwarted by The Doctor yet once again, the Autons take a different tack and attempt to conquer the world through sheer douchebaggery.
Jenny and Rita tried hard to enjoy it, but found Madame Doucheaud’s Wax Museum’s Fun House not so much fun…..and a bit smelly.
“Yawn of the Dead”
its not botox its scro-tox that has frozen the facial muscles of prematurely joan riversesque bare shoulder num-num.
yo yo mamas and papas
Soon, very soon, John Largeman will barrel through these wax choads, having seen enough.
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That’s all we need to know.
Nottadouche Ned just can’t believe that you can actually still buy a DEVO “New Traditionalist” plastic pomp on eBay. Not to mention that Gunther is wearing it in public.
“When Eric Roberts went to Madame Toussaud’s….”
Personally, I’d like to take leopard print Stevie Nicks pose girl on a nice long ride.
penzoil high mileage, not just for your 94 civic
i could almost give a notta to the guy on the right. but moob/chest shave reveal is auto. one button to far frankie. one button too far.
Guy in the right, will you be the one to get me the hell out if here? Yeah no, looks like I’m SOL yet again.
“Ha ha,plastic Ken’s a dick smoker”
No.
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How about that, eh?
Hey girls, our new penis pump came in and now our little generals are this long, combined.
In the 21st Century Exhibit, after winning the period costume contest, Samantha and Brad from Mars Colony pose with life-like replicas of Herpster Ken and Bleeth Barbie.
Tablecloth Tommy says, “Goatse Gary’s bunghole is this wide.”
glaad and the disney channel collide!
This needs to be a rogaine ad.. With our product you can still be a douche even pushing 50+… hahaha
Ken is going to be playing Bowzer in the new Sha-na-na..
In light of tight new advertising regulations, this was the best Virginia Slims could do.
Two words….Blue Steel…
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Now, where’s my settlement check for that Zoolander / Glamorama suit?
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Brunette Alana should go ahead and shave chest to be like Salt n Pepp Mike and Jason Shorn. Meanwhile, who else wants leopard scars on the back?