Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

12:20 pm February, 20 Jeet Kune Douche said...

FRIST

I like both of the ladies in the pic – yes, they’re bleethed out pretty badly, and are standing close enough to Tattoo Timmy the Twat to catch his cooties, but they are both delectable nonetheless.

12:25 pm February, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

My mom only let’s me spend $5

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12:31 pm February, 20 icame isaw idouched said...

Skeever is a bed wetter.

12:32 pm February, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’f agrredl with eberything said today. Fuckm drunen and goin to see the rOCK in some 3-D kibs movie farkiiiin-aEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.; I hape i dunt PEEs myself lafghing.

12:36 pm February, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’ve done two chicks at the same time…more than two times. It’s a lotta friggin’ work…and someone always feels left out.

12:37 pm February, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Casanovas

12:38 pm February, 20 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Give me a good one-on-one hump any day….

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Mormons

12:45 pm February, 20 Wedgie said...

Beshort

12:57 pm February, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Rusty the wannabe DJ/Metal Mulisha Bicyclist/Shirtless Bassist/Professional Over-The-Line Player/Whatever Mom Says Is Okay-I’ll-Pay-For-The-First-Lesson hits on some way out of his league, money first Vegas pro’s.

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Seriously, that is some $1200/hour Chicken Ranch stuff. I’d take $100 worth and be done in 5 minutes. Thank you

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Crotch Crickets

1:18 pm February, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Agree with Vin, he better keep dreaming those Bleeths are light years out of his income bracket!

1:49 pm February, 20 tall guy said...

Since its not yet been made (or since they’ve not yet been made) let me be the first to make the potential tranny call. Just sayin’.

1:56 pm February, 20 Benjamin Doucheraeli said...

Asian has to be a model, which I assume means the other one is as well.

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As anyone who’s creeped through the photo albums of barely-legal Facebook friends knows, all hotts benefit from posing in the same shot as unattractive people. Dream Skeever nullifies that. Posing with him soaks the hotts in a toxic Michael Moore toilet spew of bleeth.

2:12 pm February, 20 The Dude said...

These two chicks are like Mounds and Almond Joy. Sometimes you feel like busting a nut, sometimes you feel like tappin’ the two-fer special.

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I’m especially fond of little Miss Mounds of Joy in the center.

2:13 pm February, 20 creature said...

he’s gonna cash in his IRA to watch

2:15 pm February, 20 Wheezer said...

The Asian hotts are looking into the camera and, out of the sheer ludicrousness of this vignette, asking the camera, “Is he really hitting on us?”

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Frankly, when you’re advertising your fwapping arm as “The Dream,” you should realize anything with a vagina is outta your league.

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Fwappers.

2:44 pm February, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

More like nightmare. Well for me anyway, but I’m not a bleethed out party Asian hott so what do I know. And hey, where’s McCrudeshoes, we’ve had back to back Brazillipinos and he’s nowhere to be found.

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@tall guy, you wish these were trannys so the German would look a little better in comparison, but they ain’t.

2:53 pm February, 20 Douchble Helix said...

Shame the Rev is gonna miss this.

2:55 pm February, 20 tall guy said...

Dreuche, shared a moment w/- the German in the car park last night. She asked about my (non-creepy, I assure you) SMSs. I fessed up my interest saying I was unsure of her status. Turns out she and her ex are still ‘good friends’. She did say she’d like to get to know me. I countered w/- I want to have fun. Hope I don’t go directly to friend zone. Walking towards her car in the dark she shone a small torch. Her comment re. the lifeless batteries of said torch was, possibly, telling. Batteries. I say, batteries, girl, and I ain’t talking battery hens.

Rabbits.

3:03 pm February, 20 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ tall guy

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I hate to say this mate, but I’ve heard of glaciers moving faster than you. I speak from experience. I often tried the “I’d like to get to know her better” schtick and then wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am she’s with another dude. Then again I needed to be hit upside the head with bricks to notice when when a woman was interested in me.

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Appropos of nothing… Anyone interested in joining a Yahoo fantasy baseball league? I would try to limit it to “people” from the site and any friends or acquaintances you may have. If you have ANY interest, shoot me an email at gunnerbosox@gmail.com and we’ll see what we can come up with.

3:15 pm February, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

@tall guy, do you drive a lorry? And what do you guys call the trunk of a car again? Anyways, I thought we weren’t supposed to talk failed attempts here. I hung up my coach’s hat remember, on account it made Wedgie and Douchble Helix sad. New rule, you can only post here about the German if its post coitus. You’ve gotten laid before without my help before right? Now go gettum!

3:26 pm February, 20 tall guy said...

Sorry Dreuche – and everyone else. No more info.

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Also, Doc Bunsen: funny!

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Car trunk=car boot.

6:18 pm February, 20 Wheezer said...

I think Skeever has Lucky Charms marshmallows tattooed on his wrist. Does he really think about that little leprechaun when he fwaps—–oh wait, dumb question.

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I guess “The Dream” for him is for his little leprechaun buddy to remove all the cat food pieces from the Lucky Charms box so he can have just the marshmallow treats…..? And why am I trying to rationalize a choad’s wet dream?

6:46 pm February, 20 Nostradouchus said...

HoH for both. Mr. Leopard Print Panties musta snatched the security guard’s ID to get backstage.

7:08 pm February, 20 Blah said...

He has as much chance of getting into their pants as I have of growing a second head.

7:27 pm February, 20 Stephanie said...

When you accidentally step on Dream Skeever’s feet he cries like a little girl.

4:27 am February, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Rightmost indosiamese beautygirl once stole 800 dollars from my wallet and tried to talk me into flying her to Macau for the weekend. I miss her very much. Hi Layla! XOXO

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Skeever once tried to squeegee my windshield for a handout. I ran him over, but when I looked in the rear view mirror I saw him moving, so I threw it in reverse to try again.

4:32 am February, 21 The Right Honorable Member for, The Very Reverend Mother Her Duchal Serene Highness, Dr. Hortense Sussudio Fuckerfaster said said...

if he is lucky, and he bribes the cleaning staff, he might get a chance to live “the dream” with her bumpit, or maybe he has.

6:11 am February, 21 Ol' Dirty Douchebag said...

Thought it said, “Dreary” on his arm. I’m disappointed now.

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