Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

George Takei is a 'Bag Hunter

Are you listening, Brobot?

Eye, Brobot

Choke scarves, moob shirts, and trashy woo girls are no way to go through life, Brobot. Especially if you’re a brobot sent from the future to prevent the creator of P90X from being born in the great time-traveling “DVD Workout War” of 2013.

Esoteric Wednesday

The fish.

Where's Waldouche?: Poo Smeller Edition

Somewhere in this lineup of taut giggle suckle, I’ve carefully hidden a Waldouche who both smells, and smells like, ferret turd.

Look closely.

Can you smell him?

Black Eye Joey Ignores Ladies in the East Village and Can't Help it That They Have Daddy Issues

Giggle Chloe moved to New York to be real. Then she moved to Brooklyn to be hip. Then she moved back to Ohio to get married and have a kid.