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- In memoriam: bcs
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Yes. Timmy wins a picture. In exchange for the $250 he spent on a bottle of champagne. Everyone is happy to lean in close as long as there is absolutely no physical contact.
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Malnourished waif hott to Timmy’s left looks like she’d be a fun ride up to the point she passes out from low blood sugar.
2nd from the right = Avril Lavigne on crack.
He may be a notta but they’re still paid to pose and he’ll be hugging his cock shaped pillow sobbing later on that night.
Zero point zero
Nordic sweater and chinos by the Gap. Pink champagne by Moet and Chandon. Timmy’s hopes dreams in a sticky tubesock on the floor. Epic win(?)
Green Testicles Enterprises
Green Teeth Enterprises
^and
I’d hit it for free Timmy, I’d hit it for free. As long as you had your shots first and a delousing and a full body scan. But then oh yeah you and me all night. And then I’m out. Sound good?
Anybody take the over/under on the weight:I.Q ratio here being greater than 1?
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@ Nancy
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I don’t think Timmy could handle the Dreuchinator for a whole night. Maybe 10 minutes but definitely not a whole night.
^The only way Timmy could go more than 10 minutes with the “Dreuchinator” is with Jacques Cousteau’s original SCUBA gear. Cause of the smell and bugs and shit, Son.
Malnouirished waif is so skinny her tits are innies.
Malnourished waif is so skinny she eats bowls of pea.
Malnourished waif is so skinny she buys a package of Ramen noodles per quarter.
Malnourished waif is so skinny she has a transparent uterus.
Malnoiurished waif is so skinny she plucks her turds.
Malnourished waif is so skinny she pees by transpiration.
Malnourished waif is so skinny she avoid cracks.
Timmy is a pedophile.
Third from the left looks not a day over 11.
First from the left looks more anorexic than Angelino Jolie..
Time to tighten up the editorial filters, DB1.
Malnourished waif puts the turgid in my red marauder.
timmy is the champion of duck, duck, loose, duck.
girls, try eating.
Ebolemics
malnourished waif is so skinny she shits silly string
gym hats
Gunther wins too
http://dayviews.com/swba/481760121/
Is Lurch, on our left, hiding man hands?
@Doc B. 9:49a Yeah you’re probably right. I’ve broken tougher men. Timmy’s just a kid, his brain might splode at the sheer awesomeness and I don’t want to be held responsible for that.
Well I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right,
It’s like hunting a man eating antelope
And I’m wondering who has my gyroscope
Malnourished waifs to the left of me,
Trannies to the right, here I am
Stuck in the middle with overpriced pink champagne
2nd chick from right looks exactly like my old secretary. The one I banged from 2007 – 2009. Fun stuff.
So are they forming something akin to a live pumpkin? Orange on the outside, pale yellow inside, Timmy’s BVDs full of seed?
Rev:
Do any of these girls have gyroscopes in their monkey holes?
Level three Tranny Alert. Timmy looks like the prototype FratDouche. Malnourished chicks have tight twats. Tight twats, I says.
Well,trannies have to work too.
Hey, I banged Fred’s secretary, too. Best $20 I ever spent.
Wedgie got off cheap. I had to buy the occasional diamond earrings.
Second from right looks like a Ukrainian import.
Maybe not voluntarily.
4 Chicks; no boobies visible. Whoever took the under won a boatload today.
Of course, since the prior photo had two girls with enough boobies for six, my sense of balance is restored.
Green Teabagging Enterprises.
I caught the clap just looking at this photo.
Click the pic to enlarge and discover…
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Timmy has Cylon eyes
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Orange is *really* orange
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I would fuck the shit outta the young/Czeck one with the wrist bling
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That skinny bitch disappears
Fudge. eat some.
Naw it’s cool, spending papas money makes you the man. But when you drive that rangerover home all alone I bet all that money was well spent