Thursday, February 16, 2012
Viking Yogurt Rodeo
Now that’s just a Teutonic atrocity. Or a “Tuetrocity,” as the hip hop kids like to say.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
Log In / Sign Up
Not a member ? Join Us Now
Archives
- September 2023
- August 2022
- June 2022
- February 2022
- September 2021
- January 2021
- October 2020
- August 2020
- June 2020
- April 2020
- January 2020
- June 2019
- April 2019
- January 2019
- December 2018
- August 2018
- April 2018
- February 2018
- January 2018
- December 2017
- October 2017
- August 2017
- June 2017
- March 2017
- January 2017
- December 2016
- November 2016
- September 2016
- August 2016
- July 2016
- June 2016
- May 2016
- March 2016
- February 2016
- January 2016
- December 2015
- November 2015
- October 2015
- September 2015
- August 2015
- July 2015
- June 2015
- May 2015
- April 2015
- March 2015
- February 2015
- January 2015
- December 2014
- November 2014
- October 2014
- September 2014
- August 2014
- July 2014
- June 2014
- May 2014
- April 2014
- February 2014
- January 2014
- December 2013
- November 2013
- October 2013
- September 2013
- August 2013
- July 2013
- June 2013
- May 2013
- April 2013
- March 2013
- February 2013
- January 2013
- December 2012
- November 2012
- October 2012
- September 2012
- August 2012
- July 2012
- June 2012
- May 2012
- April 2012
- March 2012
- February 2012
- January 2012
- December 2011
- November 2011
- October 2011
- September 2011
- August 2011
- July 2011
- June 2011
- May 2011
- April 2011
- March 2011
- February 2011
- January 2011
- November 2010
- October 2010
- September 2010
- August 2010
- July 2010
- June 2010
- May 2010
- April 2010
- March 2010
- February 2010
- January 2010
- December 2009
- November 2009
- October 2009
- September 2009
- August 2009
- July 2009
- June 2009
- May 2009
- April 2009
- March 2009
- February 2009
- January 2009
- December 2008
- November 2008
- October 2008
- September 2008
- August 2008
- July 2008
- June 2008
- May 2008
- April 2008
- March 2008
- February 2008
- January 2008
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- September 2007
- August 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- May 2007
- April 2007
- March 2007
- February 2007
- January 2007
- December 2006
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- May 2005
- April 2005
- March 2005
- February 2005
- January 2005
Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
- Sergeant Scrote Stain
- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
-----------
I like the faux lesbo move, which probably isn’t all that faux. Is he sporting Tears For Queers hair colouring?
That dude looks awfully serious for a man wearing hot pink leather pants while prone in a bed of straw.
.
I don’t like it.
.
This whole situation has Gugenheim written all over it. Or maybe that’s just everyday life in Norway. Shit, how would I know?
Verily wouldst the Mighty Thor smite this oafish gaybag with Mjolnir! Then the God of Thunder wouldst carry these bleeths to Loki’s pad whereupon the Trickster wouldst torture them in Niflheim with an endless ironic loop of Starland Vocal Band’s “Afternoon Delight.”
.
Make sense?
And I see that you gents have moved on from claiming the proverbial “first”.
.
Good for you, showing maturity and all, baghunters.
.
But shit, you best believe that I’ll be coming with a big motha fuccen FIRST if that happens to me. You just wait suckers.
The only action this guy wants is the blistering return of the mighty Odin The Warrior and his Majic Lamp from his slumber at Glomsturnstenbirg. And by Odin’s Lamp I mean cock.
.
But these two chicks are all that and a bag of Lingeundfische.
.
Son
His hair is offensive to lesbians!
ugh. he can have them.
Is this really the same area of the world that gave birth to Techno Viking?
Finding something less offensive than these three would be like looking for a needle in a haystack.
See? This is exactly why I’m not in the medical field. As an EMT responding to one of these people choking I’d say, “hmmmm looks like ya can’t breath, eh?” and continue eating my Big Beef with my Fribble
Ok, these nordic themed bag picks are getting worse. I truly fear what DB1 has coming next.
Well, this is a new first. I never felt bad for straw before but I sure as hell do now.
This probably the worst version of a nativity scene that I’ve seen yet. Yeeeeecccckkkssshhhhhh!
After the first abortion popped out and was put to the side, you’d think the “doctor” wouldn’t have to go searching for earlier ones.
I like the effort the girl in dark hair his giving with her hands, hopefully she was able to pry open those god of thunder thighs and get a taste of blondies pickled herring.
What the heck is even going on in this picture? Where would a picture like this come from?
Any girl with “Mamma” tatts can’t be all bad. Unless that’s also her Madam..
@Vin D,
Big Beef® w/cheese and strawberry Fribble® was & still is good eats. You knew you were in Western MA when you saw their big sign as you were honking down the pike.
.
Wilbrahams
There may be two trannies is this picture. And they don’t have uniformly dark hair.
The latex dress has potential.
This picture is noted in his manifesto as the penultimate reason that nutjob started shooting at a youth camp last summer. The ulitimate was his MAMMA.
.
Andrews Bjorn Skidmarks
Could contend in the “Lesbian in Drag” category which the Rev will be in charge of next year.
Fair is fair, you fuccen Canadian.
This is an early photo of ABBA. They’re waiting for the other dude to drive his Jetta out of blonde’s vagina so’s they can get to warbling
He is rather serious for a Eurobag in hot pink pants.
Vould you like a roll in zee hay? Eet’s fun!
Techno-Viking, meet Techno-Farmers.
Munch that Pinnekjott!
Screamers.
Scandinavian Turkey In the Straw is a new game much like our American couples game Twister.
Jungle girl’s thighs make my mouth water and give me a stiffy.
Europe. Home of the 3 day workweek, sadistic anal torture, and Bjork.
gay. there’s nothing to see here, there is no threat.