Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Ask DB1: Doctor Strange
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Hey DB1,
So, is Doctor Strange a douche? I mean, he’s got the popped collar, the Agamotto bling, and the silly hand gestures. On the other hand, he’s rockin’ the ‘stache, he’s got a hot foreign gilfriend, and he routinely saves the sentient beings of our dimension from being hollowed out and used as condoms by Shuma-Gorath. So there’s that, right? What say you, oh Poo-bah of Poo-spotting?
Mock on,
JIM
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Nottadouche. Supervillain Leniency Rule.
By the Holy Hosts of Hoggoth … Nottadouche
He looks more like an old-world Italian count than a superhero. European nullifies the superhero leniency, therefore he’s a douche. The Polizia may want to search his secluded Italian villa for every preteen that has gone missing for the past 3 decades. Just a hunch.
Evil = notta? Nuh-uh.
I remain loyal to DB1’s rule. Together we stand, I say together, staunch allies.
I say notta too plus he has strange in his name, strange I says.
“Let’s go hunt up some strange”.
Any guy named after pussy is ok by me.
Notta.
I say notta.
TransDimensional Magic Star leniency rule invoked.
Lance Burton? douche.
Ghost Rider? Close call.
Luke Cage Brothabag? Notta.
Green Arrow. Douche.
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Digressors
That looks like one of Peter Gabriel’s outfits from the late 70’s.
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Judging by that cloud of lubricant around his finger point he might Dr Strange, proctologist.
I can’t judge this guy without seeing his hot chick first. So until then I will be pontificating on how My Little Pony was responsible for the whole tramp stamp phase of my generation.
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Butt tattoos
Here’s an interesting way to scratch your right thigh when it’s itchy:
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^Looks like she’s being pounded by The Invisible Man.
Since we’re in Superhero mode.
HR tip: most guys who insist you call them “Doctor” as if that’s their first name don’t have an actual PhD. QED.
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And I still say this guy is making natural casing fist sausage with runaways all over southern Europe. And by southern Europe, I mean the places where they poop standing up.
Well, another Vin post and link/photo, another bolt upright boner from me.
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Fuccen A! Vin, people are gonna start talkin’, man.
By the Vishanti! Not Doctor Strange! He gets a nottadouche now that he’s learned his lesson – to be Sorcerer Supreme, he had to learn a little about humility. Before he had his car accident, he had nonpareil surgical skills and thus was quite a scrote.
I must be getting old. Never heard of Dr.Strange.
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Madonna would fuck him that old fucking whore. Fuck I’m in a bad mood.
I don’t know about the tights though,that’s hard to say nottadouche.
Dr. Strange’s costume reminds me a lot of Libarace, and the time he, Merv Griffin, Johnny Mathis and Paul Lynde had their own hot dog eating contest.
I’m gonna go with the notta and the Italian Count thing. He’s got that chiselled, long-faced, aquiline nose thing I go for. The streak of white in his hair immediately got me thinking about the streaks of gray appearing at Mr. Biscotti’s temples. That’s the stuff that gets me hawt. I want to get him an outfit like this and see if it makes his hand all magical like that, too. I’ll take it up to the elbow if it does.
i can go with a provisional notta, but he has to keep his leggings smelling better than ashley olson’s, because there are standards even in toon land.
Doctor Strange has a loft in Greenwich Village, a John Waters mustache and a penchant for colorful, patterned clothing. He’s also banged more otherworldly tail than Captain Kirk. We might be looking at a combination oldbag/herpsterdouche here.
Thanks for answering my question, DB1. And especially thanks for not mentioning the fact that I can spell “Shuma-Gorath” correctly, but not, apparently, “girlfriend.” Yep, that Liberal Arts education. Payin’ off. Bigtime.
The aforementioned “gilfriend” can be seen here:
http://marvel.wikia.com/Clea
I agree with the notta for Stevie Stache. But Tony Stark? Total douche since 1963. Unapologetic, and loving it.
Same apply to Dr. Byron Orpheus? Methinks….yes.