Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Esoteric Wednesday
In Japan, little children like to penetrate oranges.
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“Well, it’s only 1:21 – what can it hurt?” I says…..
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Land of the Rising Sun, perhaps, but also the Land of WTF?
How can that thing be Japanese technology if it isn’t electric? Looks like something a kid in Nebraska made with a screwdriver and a couple ‘tater peelers.
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C’mon Japan, step it up
Anyone else reminded of Goatse by this?
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now if they made it into an orange creamsicle type snack, I might be swayed…
There are a few oranges in the closet of poo that like to be penetrated.
I can hear Cheetoh Man now: “Fuccen Zips stole my idea”.
I am quite offended by the abusive behavior the Japs have used to discredit my primordial twin and myself. If you are going to pick on a fucking orange at least leave my sister alone you fucking Jap commie orange-ruining isotoped fucckers. I’m in a bad mood I says. Fucking doctors are assholes. Ask Dr. Bunsen, he knows.
The ancient Egyptians did that to the heads of their kings and queens via the nose to scoop out the insides and put them in jars. Time to bring back that fad for douches. And keep the funny child music too.
Brain salad surgery.
@ Rev Chad
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I feel for ya brother. Fuccen doctors are a pain in the ass. Bastards NEVER listen to what the fucck you tell them and they only hear what they want to hear. My biological brother (R.I.P.) suffered from pancreatitis, migraines, ulcers, etc and the coccksuckers thought he was a junkie too. Now I don’t know about you but he would go out and fix a car or install a toilet main in severe fuccen pain (he ALWAYS paid for it later. I’m talking he’d be laid up for days after each time he did something) but they told him that his 10 mg dose of morphine should be more than enough. What a fuccen joke! And Mrs. Doc Bunsen wonders why I never go to the motherfucckers. If I do go, she knows when I say that I’ll go something must be really wrong if I give in. Keep tryin’ to hang in there. If I could ship you some of the happy pills I have I would but the fuccen Feds would string me up like a pinata.
I think this video gives a whole new meaning to being cornholed. I will now stay away from and fear small Japanese children for the rest of my life. Yikes!
Brazilians have a contest called “Miss Bum Bum”
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As if yer interested in an ass pagent
I wonder if I bought that and tried it on a ham perhaps I could finally access that sweet ham nectar I’ve been dreaming about.
Ahhh, Takara Tomy. Makers of strange food-related fun stuffs and some of the most hypnotic commercials on earth. I remain eternally mesmerized by their Giga Pudding ad, and had it as a ringtone until the voices drove me to kill.
Ok. someone explain why the image at 1:16 in the Giga Pudding ad is Seattle?!?
OK so…
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1. What the fucck is bucket pudding? Do bikers make this shit in garages somewhere in Japanese for these kids?
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2. I had to listen to this to clear my head of that fuccen song:
^ See, I told you it was fuccking with my head.
This is why I always cheer for Godzilla. Always.
How come everyone in the video (live and cartoon beings alike) look like they all come from Indiana?
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In other words, what ever happened to all those slant-eyed, buck-toothed, bandy-legged Nips my (WWII-wounded vet) father was always railing against?
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.Even as he polished and raved about his 1995 Acura Legend.
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.Kamikazes
do they have a black one for melons?
personal computers.
Speaking of Japanese Depravity and Ingenuity:
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So I’m on Gmail, minding my own business, calling a buddy of mine a fuck-hole, when Google’s nosy ass puts this link in the ads masthead to the right side of the screen. The Japanese are crazy fuckers…but they might be onto something here. I just can’t bring myself to fuck a cup.
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Yet.
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See the 1:40 mark for a rare appearance by Frank Mercurio…
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Robo-Fuckers
^Nice video Sock.
The Flip Hole is fun, comfortable, stylish and easy to use.
Just like Mrs. Wedgie. But it doesn’t shop at Nordstrom.
Hmmmm…..gonna have to give this some thought.
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You can also use it up to 50 times, with normal use. Or once, with Rev. Chad use.
^50 times?
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I’m sorry, but for $99 I’m going to need to get more than 4 day’s use out of it.
Orange gapers? Je pass.
i interior detailed a flip hole once.
stackhouse let me borrow his.
seminoles.
I wonder if that would work on a ham.
Baron, you haven’t lived until you’ve violated a paring-knife stab-hole in a canned ham.
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The gelatinous goop is a natural lube, by the way, and when you’re done…sandwiches!