Friday, March 9, 2012
Friday Haiku
Jan reached the sink sponge,
When they put the Cuisinart
In her Freezer tray
Human centipede
Created by douche brothers
Largeman calls police
— ehcuodouche
douchebags and bleethskank
attempt the hokey pokey
after huffing glue
— troy tempest
Horrendous douchebags
Can’t quell my massive boner
Sapphic power rules**
— Doucheywallnuts
**rules, he says
What Is love? thinks the
Roxbury twins. Bleeths could care
less as hand starts groping.
— Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche
one out of five youths
overdose on alcohol
one down four to go
— the ‘bag apple
The Bleeths cluster bang
Douches gesture stupidly
Societal loss
— Capt. James T. Douche
Sixty percent odds
This could be a fun party.
But carry a bat!
Nobody knows why
They all thought her butt was a
Magical forklift
Human centipede
Created by douche brothers
Largeman calls police
Caricatured Bags
Soil this picture of Hottness
They need the Slap Chop!
I want to know if
The girl on girl booty lick
Tastes like the pink meat
douchebags and bleethskank
attempt the hokey pokey
after huffing glue
Blonde toots Nickelback’s
greatest hits so douchebags stay
far from monkey hole.
Horrendous douchebags
Can’t quell my massive boner
Sapphic power rules
Bleeth’s looking to see
If the gyroscope is still
In her monkey hole
Two “wild and crazy”
douches seemingly ignore
bleeth party train. Why?
Two fingered Ooze bros.
Jones sisters join at the hip.
Birth defects party.
Sapphicly Speaking,
I would go doggie bagging
All up in that too
where the heck is the HCwDB of the Month? DB1 must be really tied up wid da bidness
Wyatt and Gary
are now out of shower but
still fear the wimmin.
Douche Judge Rico calls
the maturation chamber
his cloning kitchen
What Is love? thinks the
Roxbury twins. Bleeths could care
less as hand starts groping.
Douchpocalypse now
Don’t ever get off the boat
Largeman calls air strike
“Let’s put a hex on
them” says Bill. “Now maybe they
will leave us alone!”
one out of five youths
overdose on alcohol
one down four to go
The Bleeths cluster bang
Douches gesture stupidly
Societal loss
It is really sad
to think that someone prepares
food in that kitchen.
“For Sale” signs abound
in neighborhood of this house.
Any wonder why?
the after-party
visible from Uranus
promised Douche Daft Punk
HANG IN THERE BOSS
Sock Haiku’s comin’ right up
Damn you Ambien…
Jan reached orgasm
When they put the Cuisinart
In her Monkey Hole
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.
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Tardies.
Bleethery abound
Douchebags not paying mind to
Cut gas line smoke up
I think the blonde’s pose
gives new meaning to the term
love canal. Bleeth purrrrrrrs.
the room went quiet
when Jen finally gave Kate
her biggest facial
Not paying mind to
Cut gas line, Largeman lights the
Fuse flambed douchebags
morning aftermath
but tonight it is a blast
chicks with dicks at mom’s
homeless chicks with dicks
college is the time and place
to experiment
opened their minds when
an attractive transvestite
demonstrated how
Hey! Did I forget
To turn the time ahead or
What? Cuisinart, Son!
mom’s awkward kitchen
makes sandwiches for buddies
then bags your girlfriend
Potential pear and…
…sexual harrassment makes…
…me a sad panda.
I would play buck-buck
with this landing pad of hott
sporting big boner
‘where to warm my hands?’
ponders brunette bimbo
in blonde stink wallet