Friday Haiku
Mad scientist’s lab,
Crimes against humanity;
Douche clones rock sweet chaps…
Doublemint gum gig
Ends for Rainbow Douche Quartet
Can Schnapps now sponsor?
— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
Chance of twins is low.
Chance of finding those clothes twice
Mission Indouchable.
— The Reverend Chad Kroeger
Hi, Americans!
We are shagging well these, eh?
You are jealous of.
— saulgoode42
This pic is either:
World’s ugliest quadruplets,
or four ugly dudes.
— hermit
Douchebag petri dish
Geddy Lee sample mixed in
Fertilized goat goo
— Vin Douchal
John Daly called. He
wants to know if he can buy
His pants back from them.
— The Dude
A midget sandwich
Is always unappealing
Even with bleeth bread
— Doucheywallnuts
do I see double?
perhaps I folded paper
before wiping ass
— creature
Lithuanian
Hair band can still pull groupies
And steal their chokers
— Choad the Douche Sprocket
Doctor Mengele
Tried his best and succeeded
Says now, “I’m Sorry!”**
— Doucheywallnuts
Can’t decide what’s worse
Casino carpet clothing
Or R.E.O. hair dos
— Mr. Scrotato Head
** “sorry”, he says
W.T.F.?
You gotta be shitting me.
Six years, and still this?
Deal on moustache rides
two-for-one while supplies last
“Can we go halvsies?”
Doublemint gum gig
Ends for Rainbow Douche Quartet
Can Schnapps now sponsor?
The chick’s vagines match
Since the gyroscope was put
In their Monkey Hole.
In Kazakstan the
Clothes wear you. Vagine is loose
Like the wizard’s sleeve.
One two, three, four. Doug
Henning returns from dead. Twin
Hennings cause clothes storm.
Ukrainian Douche
You crane your neck when these guys
Show you their 90’s
Holy God is it
Twins Day at the Double Douche
School of Combover?
If you look at this
Long enough. Horns grow from your
Temples like Hellboy.
Chance of twins is low.
Chance of finding those clothes twice
Mission Indouchable.
Not quite matching up
Bags necklaces choke not quite tight
twins swear off drinking
The Schmenge Brothers
Find love. Cabbage rolls and
Coffee. Um, Um, Good!
I knew I put too
Much garlic in Polish Coil.
Vision gone double.
In Living Color
Is popular TV show
With Russian Cowboys
In the background, the
Innocent children aware
They are new white meat.
Hi, Americans!
We are shagging well these, eh?
You are jealous of.
Olympic Village
Not the same after clothing
Explosion. I says.
Joker hand, douches wild,
HCwDB now
means Hideous Chicks
John Daly called. He
wants to know if he can buy
His pants back from them.
do I see double?
perhaps I folded paper
before wiping ass
Obama’s mic on
“In Russia douche clone finds you”
Putin shoots a bear
Their chaps’ groin cutouts
Are a different reveal.
Still pretty douchey.
This pic is either:
World’s ugliest quadruplets,
or four ugly dudes.
Douchebag petri dish
Geddy Lee sample mixed in
Fertilized goat goo
Spawn of Tim Leary
Sperm frozen with L.S.D.
Spazzes joined at hips
Overgrown mullets
Are no way to go through life.
ESPECIALLY twice!
ABBA tribute band
Rocking elementary schools
Across Albania
Missing from this pic
Crosshairs through the scope of
A large bazooka
Possibilites
Galore once four-way begins
Hairs to sexy! Czech?
Lithuanian
Hair band can still pull groupies
And steal their chokers
Lost Pepsi Challenge
Means Kansas twins get stuck with
Polish sausages
Swedish Waterloo
Fans howl “Mama Mia” to
Tribute band AB-AB
Doctor Mengele
Tried his best and succeeded
Says now, “I’m Sorry!”
douche-chaps comb-overs
Double Trash Can to head too good
Please gouge out my eyes
Can’t decide what’s worse
Casino carpet clothing
Or R.E.O. hair dos
If there’s any doubt
That their kids WILL all be twins
Just look in their eyes
Double vision douche
so bad can’t count to seven
gets the best of me
Jill sensed the anger
Ev’ryone could see her purse
There would be beatings
Lady matches lady
Scrote matches scrote on surface
All wear thongs beneath
Dudes look like postman
Chicks look like Uncle Ernie
Dad left years ago
Not “Pretty in Pink”
Faux natives make twins join the
I-Slap-A-Ho Tribe
DB1 breaks rule
Against prohibition of
Photo-shopped pictures
Mullets and porn ‘stache?
Pink Twins don’t mind Tanto Bros
Rock the ass-less chaps
I always thought that
acid flashbacks were bullshit
health class did not lie
Is this irony?
Or avant garde clothing style?
Fuckin’ Williamsburg.
@ Choad the Douche Sprocket 8:01:
.
as someone of Lithuanian descent, my initial reaction to your haiku was, “hey! you fucker, shut up!”. But then I thought back to the time I spent visiting my ancestor’s native land and realized that you are spot on.
These “Braves” are not so
Sergio Tacchini squaws
Great Sitting Bull pukes
Like the coelacanth
Cavarrici’s thought extinct
then show up in Minsk.
Pink Double Mint Twins…
Ah, fuck, it’s just to easy
All low hanging fruit
‘Sock not technical,
Updates Haiku, no “publish,”
DB1 solves all.
DB1 hero!
“Clothes storm” belongs in the new
‘bag Vernacular
All the energy
We put into the mocking
Could light up New York
.
.
on a cloudy day
70s style
80s clothes, 90s mullets
‘Bags for all ages
.
.
Screech grew up sleazy;
Lisa fling fizzled, tagged Jesse
now eyeing daughters
Indian necklace…
with lack chaps and cowboy belt…
Perfect prom picture.
I vomited involuntarily after viewing this photograph of what appears to be four humanoid approximations the cloning lab screwed up again.
What the fuck is up,
They don”t look American,
Strange times we live in.
this is an old pic from awkwardfamilyphotos.com… kk so yeah, they look really lame and douchey, but are we really recyclying OLD material from OTHER sites here, seems a little (The) Dirty to me…