Tuesday, March 20, 2012
Mongo Stares at You
Do not stare back.
No, not even if Bright Eyes Simone giggle mellifluously in your direction.
For you do not want to experience Mongo’s infamous “Crisco Fondle.”
Legend has it you will not cough right for a week.
Corkey Largeman behind her is debating whether to go to take a pee in the bathroom or in his pants
Boobless Simone ought really be hatless; and Mongo moobs should have stayed indoors. The lighting at this joint intrigues me. Seemingly it allows the patrons to postpose Botox for another five years.
Mongo is mind-feltching you
No, that’s Patton Oswalt, not Largeman.
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Dude has too many ear piercings. Honestly, it’s the lack of symmetry that creeps me out.
When the revolution comes Eldridge Cleaver couldn’t save Mongo moobs.
Bright Eyes Simone is giving the Mayan Eye of “I’m up for some crazy in the sack.”
Is he wearing an evening gown?
lol @ Douche of Hazard, yeah, he’s heading out for a swish supper at the Sizzler Ketchup Room after he tunes Simone.
Mongo has larger moobs, and he’s putting a douche hex on everyone or is that a typical empty douche head stare?
What the hell happen to Nancy D ? Tall guy insult her off or what ?
Shut it, Magnum! Insults flew equally between us. Besides, think about it: women who have poor body image, instead of exercising and changing to a healthier diet, seem to petition as to how big is beautiful. Reinforcing a rather lazy mentality amongst all women that’s counter productive. The commonly held view that when a woman feels bad, it’s perfectly okay for her to knock off a box of chocolates, or devour a two litre tub of ice cream is truly insane.
Many women I have met complain about men’s low opinion of them, yet continue to engage in activities which they should be held in low opinion for. Dreuche constantly complained about not being taken seriously, yet many of her remarks indicated that she regularly acted in a fashion that was far from serious.
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She also had an overdeveloped interest in me that was more creepy than flattering.
So Marty Feldman and Daisy Duck had a daughter. Who would have guessed?
Mongo looks like classic Jerz Guido Douchebag. Almost quaint given the new and frightening Greico strains.
Vin D @ 9:23 am FTW!!!, Imagine a Largeman family picnic? think about.
sorry I asked
Mongo’s pickup line: “My brotha Mike Portnoy plays drums for Adrenaline Mob, babe! Yeah, he was in this band called Dream Theater for 20 fuccen years and split because they were crampin’ his style, so he joined Avenged Sevenfold for awhile, and now he’s playin’ with Adrenaline Mob! No shit! And yeah, I’mma getin’ some tatts like him when he fronts me some bills, yo.”
Je cherche Simone de Boneoire. Ohh la la! Vois ici!
Fivehead Largemann has Simone’s 6.
In Soviet Russia Moobs stare at YOU.
Are those stubs in his ears electrodes from his electroshock treatments?
Vin’s first comment indeed. fuckin narl.
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Mooobgo. He’s got a body mullet with the shorn chest juxtaposed to the Robin WIlliams like hairy arms.
If stupidity was contageous this guy would be Typhoid Mary.
The male to female ratio at Paraguayan discos appears to be 6 to 1.
This is a more important picture than many of you realize, for it contains the fundamental, and yet and yet paradoxical elements of the hc-db coupling: her eyes say “you wish you had this guy” while his say “I deserve this girl.” It doesn’t seem logically possible that both can be wrong at the same time, but they are.
George Dike-ael and Fiona Crapple.
Too much moob, too little boob.
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