Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

7:47 am March, 25 Ted Brogan said...

Excellent find, boss!

8:15 am March, 25 Douchble Helix said...

OHIO!! FINAL FOUR, BABY!!!

.

O-H!!

8:39 am March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Now I want a cigarette. What’s a Final Four? Playoffs haven’t started yet.

9:10 am March, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

@DH,

They had a nice run and I bet the parties in Athens were out of hand as girls from all over Ohio are quite naughty (respect) and I love them dearly but alas now you’ll have to root for OSU.

9:12 am March, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

A final four is like the frozen four in hockey.

10:22 am March, 25 skrag2112 said...

I love Curtis Armstrong voicing Dan on ‘Dan Vs’. Maybe someday they’ll have an episode called ‘Dan Vs Douchebags’. Dan gets rid of the douchebag scourge by blowing up the factory that makes Axe Body Spray.

12:50 pm March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Watching a Mad Men marathon while home alone today, I think I like that show. Kind of like the way you like the Soprano’s. So from now on whenever anyone reads my useless shit, read it in the voice of the chick that used to be the lead guy’s sectretary and is now an ad exec/copywriter or whatever the fuck they’re called. I loves sitting alone and drinking drunk booze. Booze I tells ya. I think that chick was the fat dudes wife in the Greek movie with the Geoffrey. Fuck I’m stoned. And I was just kidding about the Final Four. The final four is the college foozball thing that makes Letterman come on late or not at all at this time of equinox. One of my alma maters (no respect) has been the Canadian basketball champ for a while. I bet any of your final 128 would kick their white asses. Son. Burp!

1:06 pm March, 25 Doucheywallnuts said...

Man, I gotta start boozin’ on Sundays.

1:13 pm March, 25 Douchble Helix said...

I matriculated from The Ohio State University, Sir!

.

Which was allowed, at least until all this PC crap began.

.

Also, remind me again: The Rev Chad is a genius or a psychotic?

1:56 pm March, 25 Wheezer said...

Also, remind me again: The Rev Chad is a genius or a psychotic?

.

Yes.

2:40 pm March, 25 The Dude said...

If Tiger Woods wins the A. Palmer Invitational, is he no longer a douchebag? Was he?

2:42 pm March, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

@DH,

My bad I thought you got all partied up Rev Chad Stylee (Respect) and thought the Bobcats were still in the tourney., You’ll have to head down to Columbus and get your party on.

2:46 pm March, 25 Et Tu Douche? said...

He was an A-Hole who minded his own business. I got no beef with that. When Tiger was banging strippers & pornstars he was winning at a torrid pace. Ever since the pussy parade stop his game when in the tank. I say he needs to start banging again as It would be good to see him come back and starting whooping up on man moobs Pickleson and all the other beyatch golfers.

3:25 pm March, 25 Vin Douchal said...

@ Rev Chad

.

There’s tons of good shit on TV right now. Seems like Showtime has a lock on half hour programming. Weeds, Californication and House of Lies are compelling television although we’ll never see Kristen Bell nekkid. Lots of fucking and swearing make for great entertainment.

5:00 pm March, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I is now utterly stoned, drunk, and benzoed (respect because of the anxiety from the math) preparing for the Mad Men season 5. I’m hooked on the American Psyche P.C. (Pre Chad).

.

Anyway, I was thinking as I do about why I got back into the lengthy studies which led to my 2010-2011 madness. I remembered that it was one of you dudes, maybe Troy or Jacques. who proposed game theory into one of our daily treateses to one another. I believe it was something about a blonde and a bunch of brunettes and led to a discussion on Nash Equilibria and the Prisoner’s Dilemna. Or perhaps it was about major league baseball and arbitrage, adverse selection, and moral hazard. Regardless of who and what we were discussing it led me into a mania, followed by a period of hubris, ending in a self-incarceration in the local psychiatric clinic across from the park near the pizza joint where I went for a week.

.

So after all that shit I realized that my construction company was meant to be regulated to death by Ontario’s commie business assassination squads, finance and lending was just a bunch of stressful bullshit and as my dear wife and mother tell me, a patent waste of my mind.

.

So I’m back in mathematics and economics after years and gonna pay the bills by whipping my wife to work and try not to go crazy again. Thanks fuckos.

5:09 pm March, 25 troy tempest said...

I remembered that it was one of you dudes, maybe Troy or Jacques. who proposed game theory into one of our daily treateses to one another. I believe it was something about a blonde and a bunch of brunettes and led to a discussion on Nash Equilibria and the Prisoner’s Dilemna.

.

That would be me.

Here’s a movie clip that ‘splains it

And in so doing proves Adam Smith is wrong.

Which of course means that capitalism is wrong…

6:23 pm March, 25 Douchble Helix said...

I’ve seen pictures of the Nash Rambler. Not familiar with the “Equilibria” model.

.

And it becomes clear to me that The Rev is both, genius and psychotic.

.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

8:46 pm March, 25 CB Popped said...

Fuccen classic retro w. Booger – Revenge of Nerds etc.

Indeed – Hockey is the only sport.

9:11 pm March, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

Oh man this scene is so money. Nice find, DB1.

10:45 pm March, 25 DarkSock said...

I peed in a booger once

7:03 am March, 26 Douche Springsteen said...

Curtis Armstrong is from a suburb in Detroit just a couple towns over from where I live. I ran into him at a record store a couple months ago and he was a really cool guy. Fun fact: he went to the same high school as Alice Cooper.