Thursday, March 1, 2012
Pec Wings
Still out there.
Still pissing in the Dalai Llama’s cornflakes.
But on my deathbed, I will achieve total consciousness. So I got that going for me.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
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- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
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- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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This is “Mr. Lipptatt”. I recognize that warped amoeba, german shit-pile tattoo from 2010.
His quality of hott has declined dramatically. Maybe he needs to work on that sneer. He looks like Mario Lopez falling down an elevator shaft.
Yeah it’s Lipptatt. He looks greasier and while the hot has a reasonably nice face she’s also been stuffing herself with too much ham.
Chick looks crazy, which makes sense.
anyone who doesn’t think the hott has the perfect amount of pudginess is a traitor to his country.
Patriotism was always overrated…
Superfluous third nipple? I say, “Nay!, melanoma”
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She does look like a dynamo, crazy-eyed, maniacal, frenzied, screamer sex lunatic . And that’s a good thing.
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Reverse Cowgirls
She looks good to me. I bet she makes a tasty sandwich.
I think she’s perfect. I like my girls with a little pooch. Unless pooch is in their purse and their last name is “Hilton”.
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Tummy Cummers.
@ Southern Scrotic:
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” I bet she makes a tasty sandwich.”
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I agree. You wanna be the top slice of bread or the bottom slice?
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Horn Dogs.
Yes. I am horny. Excuse me.
Horny…what the fuck does that word really mean?
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Horny.
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Horny. Sounds funny when you say it.
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Horny.
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HORNY <— silly ass word
Why Mr. Liptatt, we meet again. You still have that stupid lipstick tattoo? Where’s Holly? You remember her, she sneezes angels and toots schnauzers. How could you give up all of that for pinky here who only burps Winnebagos and shats banjos. On second thought good call, you can do way more with the latter.
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@tall guy, its called Eating Disorders. Way to be the guy that encourages it. Did a fat chick kill your Dad? I would really like to get to the bottom of this mystery once and for all.
This pic burns like a candiru fish in the urethra. If I had a vagina, lipptatt would make me want to fill it in with cement and cap it off with molten lead.
Hey all you hatters. Quit pickin’ on Liptatt. He got a free bowl of soup with that haircut.
I wonder what the Rat Pack would have done if they had ever gotten a hold of Mr. Liptatt.
She’s very sploogeable. I am glad I didn’t wear anything under my kilt today.
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And giving a eulogy on opiates with free willy swinging in the winter breeze is awesome.
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Pipers
He looks a lot like Joey Lumpcrustowitz. Perhaps a pair of douche twin separated at birth at the Ed Hardy Orphanage for Knocked Up Bleeths.
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I can’t speak for the guys, but I know Frank and Company never would accept a guy with a tattoo unless the guy served in the military. I heard a story from Lew Wasserman who ran MCA that the reason Jerry Vale never hit the big time was he got a small tattoo of a garlic clove on his left hip to ward off evil spirits and got blacklisted. The highest rung of show biz he ever reached was a regular on the Mike Douglass Show. There was a reason for this.
@DW, at least the Rat Pack and I share similar views on tattoos. Now where does starlette Ann Jillian come in in all of this? Also, are any of the main guys still alive and what kind of beatdowns should I expect for straight up mocking them?
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Fly Me To The Peen
I’d like to shank Mr. Lipptatt into a chasm in the Himalayas . . .
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Cinderella Story
There is not a more powerful aphrodesiac I know of than a tattoo of a pterodactyl wing on the chest.
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Paleontologists
She looks like she incorporates breaking shit into foreplay. My kinda gal. Is there a way to e-mail her?
He has a plastic bottle boner.
Don’t know why, but that bottle is weirding me out.
She’s no Holly; dude’s going backwards.
PS: gyroscope, monkey, hole.
That is all.
She gives me a boner and she can give me the guppy eyes while she sucks on it on her knees. Chest tat loser looks visibly uncomfortable around females and would rather be in another photograph.