Thursday, March 22, 2012
Sleepy Jerkenstein Shares Knowledge With Cindy
“Did you know that every time you lick a stamp you’re consuming 1/10th of a calorie?”
“Did you know that Antarctica is the only continent without reptiles or snakes?”
“Did you know that Heinz ketchup leaving the bottle travels at 25 miles per year?”
“Did you know that Armadillos can be housebroken?”
“Did you know that peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite?”
“Did you know that a hummingbird weighs less than a penny?”
“Did you know that the sore located in my upper thigh area is, in fact, infectious?”
This fat little turd was recently exposed. I’m guessing that he was also regularly fucked in the arse while serving time for petty larceny, which amounted to stealing from old age pensioners.
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Now he likee cockee.
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Also, suck that gut in you little hambeast!
Farm God? I hope this turd has a trust fund. I don’t see gainful employment in his future.
Me thinks a certain cute little brunette never got the pony she always asked daddy for.
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payback
I think this is 1/2 of Innocence and Pooface from several posts back. Tattoo should read, “please shoot it in my eye… For God”
I’ve drawn better tattoos of sleeping drunks.
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Sharpie
“Did you know Douchebags can NOT be housebroken.”
Someone’s crying for attention……
He’s the kind of guy that if you stare at him, he will yell, “Whatcha Look’n At Mudafuka??”
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Like, has he looked in the mirror? He is a freaking, walking, Etch-A-Sketch.
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ASvB
From the looks of it, he knows where the best All-You-Eat Buffets are.
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ASvB
A truer HCwDB I haven’t seen in quite awhile. An indeed, per the tatt on his knuckles, he is lucky to be that close to her.
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What looks like possibly nice jugs has me irritated on this 80 degree late March afternoon that and that she somehow looks like she’s psyched to pose with this faux rawker.
What does she see in him??
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Either he has a MASSIVE BANK ACCOUNT, or a 12″ penis.
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ASvB
He’s the kind of guy that if you stare at him, he will say “S’up kid you feelin’ this/”
Did he walk into the tattoo parlor and say, “Just Fuck Me Up, Go Nuts!”
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ASvB
OK, time to get back to work…. By the way, he’s been kicked out of the “White Peoples Club.”
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ASvB
He’s the kind of guy that if you stare at him, he will say “What’s up dog? you gotta beef?
He’s the kind of guy that refers to weed as da chronic.
This guy makes me so mad that I’m seeing in italics.
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Fonters
Wretch-A-Sketch
Man, why don’t all you hatterz just back off. What you don’t know is that Sleepy J has been paralyzed from the eyelids down since last summer when he tried to do a kegstand while on the back of his bro’s party boat last year and he lost his balance. Luckily for him, yo, was that his bling got stuck on the tap and he didn’t drown or nuthin’. Instead he just went half way overboard and kept floppin’ around like a retarded kangaroo abortion for like 20 minutes because we thought he was just bein’ funny and shit. Now it take him everything he’s got just to sit upright, knowhatimean? We still fuck with him every now and then by takin’ him to the tatt shop and get shit put on him. He don’t feel it or nuthin’. And it’s pretty funny seein’ him tryin’ to move and shit when we got him a Hello Kitty tramp stamp. That shit was dope yo!
Did you know that organisms with only one brain cell can still feel pain?
Did you know that douchebags with abundant “body art” eventually collect a government check?
He was voted most likely to be caught in a smoke filled van during lunch period in high school… and he still holds to that title to this day when he takes his lunch at his lucrative janitorial position at White Castle.
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Slyders and Chicken rings!
Yo, medicaid won’t pay fo’ my muthafuckin’ chronic yo, ain’t dat shiz a muthafuckin’ bitch, I gots a subscription from my doc and everything yo’!
Yo, me and lil’ Reggie from the next block over in dat’ other hood behind my mom and pops crib gots so muthafuckin’ high last week, we tried to smoke my muthafuckin’ shoe!
This angrifies me.
Did you know Daddy left when I was seven?
So ,… what should I get on my nose?
Did you know I never got enough attention as a child?
“pull my finger”
Did you know I was captured by gypsies and soaked in the Croatian News?
Did you know that my pisser had two holes until my Daddy plugged one?
“no, I got them using silly putty on newspapers”
Did you know that Fred Durst is the greatest artist ever?
Did you know that my tattoo artist doesn’t have colour vision?
Did you know that I’m a dirty mid-western white trash meat puppet? What?
Did you know that her other arm is in my colon?
Yes , it’s spelled “d-i-g-u-s-t-i-n………. Hey wait a minute!
Did you know DB1 has filters on here now so you can’t show Goatse (respect) and tubgirl anymore. What about Tonetta? Tonetta I says! Fuck my wife wants me to stay up late to try to sleep through an entire evening. Fucking American Idol I bet. Fuck me. I might as well fly to Vancouver and leave this life to work with the Yakuza as a hit-man cause Honey Badger don’t give a fuck! Fucking cocksucker lawyers sucking the life out of me bastards.
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Yep, this little fucknut has indeed fouled the page before, and has indeed still earned a beatdown.
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At least he is talented enough to point out the human in the photo.
I don’t know what will get rid of the italics, but she’s not impressed that he told her “Like, Italics is what they, like, say in Rome.”
did you know that your face looks like ass?
did you know that joe mama is a crack ho?
did you know that all the entries are in italic for no discernible reason?
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muffintops.
Didn’t you guys read In the Penal Colony? Have a heart on a guy. This poor bastard knows the true meaning of Kafkaesque.
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I will admit to some disappointment that the artist stopped the face work beofre finishing; the omission of
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‘s Sake Kill Me Now
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is a pity.
Okay fellow ‘bag hunters, sprayed some “Italics Be-Gone” ™ and that should do the trick…
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It’s bad enough that he picks his nose in public, but does he have to show it to us?
Narcoplexy: a rare and fatal condition characterized by concurrent and opposing forces of apoplexy and narcolepsy.
Did you know that Quaaludes could be taken trans-urethrally?
Cindy is insane.
Fwippity, fwappitdy.
But FUCK that MS – 13 gangster.
Sleepy’s dropping science while I’m dropping English.
I was kinda liking the italicks, which reminds me – is there a Russian Edition of Hot Chicks With Russe Bags? I love those backwards Rs
did you know that after realizing he must have been the inspiration for this punk ass bitch, fred durst dropped out of western society and joined a monastic dashanami even knowing that 50 years of whipping beating and manifest spiritual pain was awaiting him on the getright?
algolagniacs.
Holy shit what a dumbass…I want to be his friend!!!
Did you know that the average prison rape involves TWO dudes?
Did you you know that “tossing” a person’s “salad” has NOTHING to do with lettuce?
Did you know that a rusty trombone has nothing to do with a musical instrument?
Did you know that having a shit ton of tattoos, particularly ones on your face, can limit your job hunting to tattoo shops?
This asshole makes me believe in euthanasia.
And so endeth the Weekly. Thanks for playing everyone.
This is the kind of guy that would do anything for a nickel.
Did you know I have a peanut up my ass?
“Did you know I have leprosy?”
Lil Wayne is white?
I seen that broad on Pornhub.com