Monday, March 26, 2012
Sven Pumper Approves of the HCwDB of the Week
Sven Pumper and his Gaggle of Teutonic Hotts approve of the HCwDB of the Week with a hearty chant of “Sie ist sehr gut!” followed by an invigorating discussion of genetic hierarchy, the importance of eugenics-based sterilizations of the undesirables as defined by the Norse Gods of Aryan legend.
Chick on the right’s nickname is “das hurler”.
Ja! Das Bleethen vant to yodel on mein braunschweiger!
What, is this guy Mormon? “Here come the brides…”
This meeting of the Jaundiced European Swingers Society looks a bit more like a handful of overweight honey bees got into some bad orchids.
I think it’s spelled hugenics.
I believe the opening sentence should be
Sven Pumper and his Gaggle of Teutonic Hotts (plus Hellacious Helga on the right) …
Sven I believe is celebrating legalized brothels in Ontario and well you should Sven, well you should.
In english his tattoo says “BEEF”.
This guy may be Sven Largeman, of the Scandinavian Largemans.
Bleeth on right is giving us the “Teutonic Eye of I Just Shit Myself.”
I wonder which kind of Scandinavian music that band is playing, death metal or speed metal?
For some reason this picture looks like something crazy is about to happen. Like this:
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Yngwie Largeman screams in the mic: “That brunette gave me fuccen crabs!”
I’m almost in tears right now reading these comments, you guys are a bunch of crazy fucks and I like it. Keep the humor coming.
If I recall that’s the motherfucker you have to kill at the end of one of the levels of the original Wolfenstein?
Scheiße!!!! Das Bleethen hast given Herr Pumper das herpens!!! Mein braunschweiger ist burning!!!
Trying to market Axe® and spray tanning products to the fuckin’ krauts is a nightmare!!
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Excerpt from an internal memo from Largeman Enterprises, LLC.
The cameraman is asking Lute Vandertrout where the smell of rakfish is coming from. Lute thumbs over his shoulder and says, “von of dees darlings vill ferment yer trouser trout, ya?”
Bleeth on right is the living proof that Sven will be punished by his sins rather than for them.
He says happily, “I have pooed in Mein Pampf!”
I peed in Herr Pooper.
I peed in a Norse once.
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If i didn’t say it, Dark Sock would have after breast stroking forth from the fjord where he wrecked his boat.
Sven’s face matches his shirt.
Sven looks like the unholy spawn of Jayne Mansfield and Doug McClure…crossed with Sonny Tufts and Sandra Dee.
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.Top that one @DoucheyWallnuts!
Sven lights his hash pipe with an acetylene torch.
Our gal from the HCwDB banner at the top is in the final 16 at Barstool’s Bracket thinger :
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What was her name? I thought she was one of the Cindy-ies…. Wheezer?
Sven ignites his own farts with an acetylene torch while singing Deutschland Über Alles and being accompanied by fat blond women wearing horned helmets.
They’re all possessed by evil,just look at their eyes. And Sven is a orange road cone.
Great job, Vin!
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I love how guys can keep track of some young thing on the internet, but we can’t remember the wife’s birthday, what school the kids go to, or to put on pants before getting the mail.
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But Blondie in a brackets competition? Bookmarked.
Wow. Dig the ecstatic looks…just before the cyanide kicks in.
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Jonestown Lager, choice of Douche Nordic Death Cults since 1977…
The girl’s cheers reached a crescendo as Lars brought Invisible Man to a salty-rope spurting climax raining down on them all.
Ja ist mein first timen auf Miami und zis Amerikanische ecstacy ist stronger zen vat vee haff auf Berlin did zie see ver did Jürgen go to ok make party WOOOOOOOOO
Look I know the guy is obviously Swedish because only the Swedes have such a hard-on for the light blue / yellow color scheme but I’ve been drinking tonight and it’s funnier to make him speak nonsense German.
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@ Et tu
wait wait wait, Ontario legalized brothels? I live just across the river. I think some of those Windsor girls will be earning some of my hard-earned Yankee dollars.
Dolph Lungren’s illegitimate child is making the best of his situation. Solo English Annie on the right doesn’t approve.
You don’t need to pay Windsor girls. And Mies Van der Spoot makes Frank Gehry look butch. Get hin the fuck off my google! Fucking wacko architects with their slide-rule and opium-fueled designs.
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this is the swedish ice show secks och staden, or sex in the city.
its only fair, we stole girl with the dragon tattoo, they stole sex in the city. at least they had the decency to only make it an ice show.
^@Vin that’s Aleah from Wisconsin. Aleah, I says.
Fuckerfaster, your name just kills me before I even get to your posts. Shit.
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Nice cat, too, but I’ll have nun of it.
Vin, I remember the picture to which you’re referring, but I just can’t for the fuccen life of me figure out where it is.
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Maybe if I stop gazing at the pic you posted here, I could figure it out. Gimme a few more days and another jar of Vaseline—–errrrr, ahhhhh…..no, I can’t cover that up.
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Lawd, she’s adorable!
Where’s Nancy these days? We need her to come back into the fold here and fight the fight.