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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
- Mr. Biggs
- Vin Douchal
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- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Vodkachoad and Whiskeyface.
Hallucinating
On a cold Friday morning
Haiku disappeared
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The combover twins
Must have found where DarkSock lives
They are still douchbags!
I bet the VodkaChode refers to himself in the third person.
Fact: The availability of mothballs has never recovered since the fall of the Soviet Union.
The VodkaChode does not appreciate comments from the Doucheywallnuts.
You know you’ve made it big time when there’s a Wikipedia entry about you in very bad English. It almost forces you you read it in your head with a broken Russian accent.
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“One of the most popular rappers of Russia is not willing to stop and has a desire to be known well-known worldwide.” FTW.
I will guarantee that this is the most untalented, worthless motherfuccer to ever appear on the face of the earth. Which , of course, will translate into huge sales world wide and a head scratching marriage to a bombshell American actress
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That said, my own personal anthem , Stay Frosty, returns (because I posted it last time on a slow day) …… you gotta get this cd, I says
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I journeyed to the North
to hear what the preacher said
“your arms are too short to box with God,
learn these words instead”
Gold tooth reflected
My advice is free
There’s a trick to Christian values and its compulsory.
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Stay frosty
thats what the preacher man said
Stay Frosty
his words still racket in my head
Can’t control your future
cant control your friends
in a world without ends…
Stay Frosty!
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I travelled to the South
The ancient Rabbi appeared to me
Voice heavy with the sands of time
he made me see
Same as Kabalah Dave but for you it’s free
God guides us on our journey
But be careful where you put your feet!
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Stay Frosty
In a world without end
Stay Frosty
Like the ancient immortals said
Don’t want em to get your goat
Don’t show em where its hid and that’s just what I did
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I looked to the East
I struggled to stay afloat
A solitary Buddhist Monk
threw me a rope
Looked me in the eye
Don’t make me say this twice
You want to be a monk, you to cook a lot of rice
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Stay Frosty
In a world without end
Stay Frosty
Work hard at this my friends
Look beyond the Kung Fu fighting
God is love
best get it in writing
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I wandered out West
to trhe California Coast
Where the folks who know about frostiness stay frostiest the most
my brand new landlord
proposed me a toast, “My West Coast host”
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Stay Frosty
Chant it like a Mantra
Stay Frosty
and there’s nothing you cant handle
far and wide far as you can handle
trust in Allah
But tie up your camel, and remember…
Stay Frosty!!
I found love in a hopeless place while stuffing sausages Son. Fuck I’m drunk. Time for a doob while the kids voyage homeward. Homeward, I says.
Man, the Russian version of Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are giving me the green apple Trotskys.
I would like to second Vin’s endorsement of the new Van Halen, in particular, Stay Frosty and Big River. Awesome. Makes me feel like I’m 17 again. 17, I says.
holy shit this picture is like andre agassi looking at two other possible outcomes to his life, had his parents not pushed him to play tennis obsessively, and he had been addicted to bronzer.
golden slammers
That’s funny listening to Van Halen makes me feel 71.
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I can’t drive…anymore
From the looks of it,those two look like they’ve logged a lot of miles dragging their egos around. Too bad those aren’t
bullet holes.
I bet this guy has spent many a romantic jail-house sunset docking with poo-face…
http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/03/innocence-and-poo-face/
Is ya boy, Bobby
Batz, gonna rap wit’ dis dude?
Two choads: fakin’, turds.
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Yo, where be DarkSock?
We be read’ to rhyme all up
in dis mofo! Word.
@TedBrogan – moth balls are like pine nuts. You don’t miss them until there aren’t any around to put on your tossed salad.
were did the haiku go to?
shaka, it was here. I composed a profound, thunderous Haiku of epic deportions. Then, it disafuckin’peer’d.
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to resume my ‘experimentation’ with LSfD
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Bird – erm, Word
I do believe the tattoo of a diseased pigeon he has under his left nipple is trying to break free.
Fly, little bird! Fly to freedom!
Not hot (I’d totally bang her).
That could be his Mom…..I’d bang that babushka too.
That’s his Mom.