Thursday, April 5, 2012
Corner corner corner chameleons…they come and go
Okay, baghunters – can you spot:
- Fish Slap’s “special friend”;
- Carnie Wilson’s daughter;
- The ‘bag filled with regret over his drunken decision to french kiss a wounded bobcat
Please enter your wagers, as ever, by clicking on the comments link.
middle, right, left, vomit, where’s my prize.
L-R: Frankendouche, Overcooked baked potato, Ziggy Stardouche, DarkSock’s horse, Divine.
Damn, Bud Bundy got messed up hitting on all of Kelly’s friends.
This is a scene from the new movie, “Douchebag Dancing.” The tag line is “Nobody puts douchebags in the corner!”
My problem with this picture is that there is absolutely no reason they should want to take part in it. And as life springs eternal as quickly as gastric by-passes in a Carnie, the bounty and beauty of nature redeem themselves once more after a harsh and melancholy winter of death. And then there are these freaks.
Carnie Wilson’s daughter gives the sign to fend off demons, but little does she know she is already among them.
But there is an Eden for these people where they will be loved for their oddity and perhaps sprayed by their mutherfucking homeboys with Faygo in northern Texas, the four-corner states, and the southeasty places where illiteracy and stupidity run rampant like Mitt Romney with Brylcreem and a comb. I just prepared this quick piece from my travels to carnicals last Summer’s Eve with Lenny The Box and a camera. I like to call it A Moveable Fester.
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Pear On A Stick Pear.
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http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?page_id=65069&id=xenia_deli_new_tomorrow_4&title=Xenia%20Deli%20Pictures&loc=3
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Am I right when I say that?
Fuck Fish Slap’s special friend. Blondie there is giving the Jersey eye of bathroom handjob.
I don’t know about Carnie Wilson, but I definately see a few carnies here
What do the checkered reflections in the mirror shades tell us?
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.That Fish Slap’s Special Friend has a foot fetish.
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.That, or he’s admiring the junk on the photog/dude he just blew.
I’m ready for the Red Sox to compete in the best division in baseball. Thank Allah for Verizon so I can watch the game on my computer at work on ESPN2.
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The great Joe Castigione of WEEI radio takes us into the season:
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Watch this at WEEI
Someone please flush, the bowl is full.
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and nice video Rev. I have now completely given up on the future of America.
Blowjob! What was the question again??
Blondie’s giving me the Mayan Eye of Hurry Up and Fuck Me before Your Buzz Wears Off
Leftmost douche looks like someone who passed out at a college bar and everyone took turns drawing on his face. But he’s not half as smart as a drunken frat-tard, because it’s permanent, and he did it on purpose.
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Less girthy brunette wins the award for most awkward, graceless pose that was supposed to look sexy and casual. She needs a gyroscope to stabilize her monkey hole.
@McCrudeshoes, blondie there looks likes she could give you a toothy one if you’ll watch her kids for two hours while she gets a tramp stamp of a rose inside of a star with some squiggly shit coming out the sides.
^ I’d tattoo her for free. With a rusty bicycle chain.
Look closely, Blondie is giving a frightening variant of the Mayan eye. Note the pointed nose, and the use of the “V” signs.
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This is the Nixon eye of foreign policy.
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She may want to F#@k everyone – and not in a good way.
Sorry people but this is the press photo for the band Creepy Sex Monkey. Fro L-R: Fistule Uranus on drums, Saddlebags Sally on Lead guitar, Farthuffer McDoofus on lead vocals, Skanky Skankeritis on rythym guitar, and The Blob on bass. They’re gonna be the opening act for a href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOibIxl3dLo&feature=related”>these guys on the Why Isn’t Anyone Here? tour this summer.
^ wow way to close a tag fucknut. these guys:
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It would be Divine Justice if, one second after that photo was taken, the area was struck by a meteor.
5 people screaming out for attention,get none. Where are those flesh eating zombies when you need them.
He’s totally not trying to show off his COMPLETELY ORIGINAL TATTOOS. Totally.
A rare backstage pic of The Dildonics?
Pickleslitters.