Thursday, April 12, 2012
Hitler Chin
Still out there.
Still writing Mein Scrupf.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
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- creature
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- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
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- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
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- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Last of the Modouchekins.
I would dance the Macarena in a barbwire thong to “Mr. Babalu” in a ballroom full of Los Zetas while whistling “Dixie” for the scant opportunity to catch a passing whiff emanating from the jeans once worn by pretty next door hotts former gardener Manuel, who held the door open for her on a particularly sunny day in California and she lightly accidentally brushed up against his thigh with her purse. Which incidentally smells of alligator and cherry blossoms.
Backstage at the AVN awards a hipped-up Matt Lauer hits on that skinny porn chick that does anal and gulps
Doucheland, Doucheland, uber alles…
Don’t forget the unearned dog tags around his neck, the leather wrist thingy and the Mohawk.
I think he has phone envy.
She can Joy my Division.
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What? Too Soon?
He steps with the Goose.
Modouchekins FTW, lmfao
When did Dane Cook shave his head?
I would love to watch him take a puck to the head.
There are fewer things in sports more exciting than a playoff game winning OT goal in the NHL.
There are few things more boring than televised sports.
One of them is the dismal weeping attempt at thought in turd juggler’s crypto nazi brain pan.
my inflationary money policy would not be a direct cause of the collapse of her wiemar republic.
keynsians.
I would annex her Sudetanland. By which I mean her Sodden Grotto. By which I mean her Mein Kuntf.
Name,rank,and serial number douche.
Now I know why we lost.
ASvB
He thinks to himself, “You know what I like ’bout High School girls?? They’re always the same age.” He then giggles, and runs off to Walmart to buy some more clothes.
ASvB
Later that night at the hospital emergency room…
Turdknuckles is getting that Nokia removed from his “Man Cave”, how it got there is anyones guess.
ASvB
Don’t you hate couples that match?
Same shirt, pants, necklace, vagina…
ASvB
If you look closely, you can see the shadow of her dad with a gun in his mouth.
ASvB
Well, back to work, see y’all.
ASvB
Barring the chin fung, and weird black wrist-thing, I call for a nottadouche.
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His subtle-hawk hairstyle suggests marines, and those tags may be earned. I am loathe to mock on earned tags.
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Also their gender appropriate sync of black top with faded denim – suggests they’re a cute couple. And by cute, I mean fashion illiterate.
Jesus bling and fake dog tag. Who would Jesus off?
There are fewer things more pompous and pretentious than trying to bring down people watching televised sports. Get over yourself Troy.
I’m going to have to side with Troy here,televised sports are boring,armchair fat asses need to actually play sports a bit more otherwise,we wouldn’t be a nation of overfed,obese people.
@Stephanie, I distinctly remember you rooting for The Green Bay Packers, why the change of heart? I also distinctly remember me having sort of a life at one point. Do you also have an answer for that conundrum?