Tuesday, April 3, 2012
It Must Eat Bran
Hoop-Ring Hilda beseeches you to join her write-in campaign compelling Grey Goose to offer a line of fiber-reinforced spirits.
If not for Constipated Carl…then for Pensive John Smallman, palely loitering in the background.
New Product line:
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Valtrex infused Grey Goose
New Product Line:
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Cocoa Butter scented Preparation H
Bran? I think he’s filling his board shorts right now.
New Product Line:
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Ambien in convenient suppository dosage
Only dogs can hear him fart.
Those hoops are so large, I can almost fit my member in them.
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.Member, I says.
The side of the guy’s head looks like a mogul ski hill for ants
John Smallman can’t compete for bleeths…and he thinks that’s a bad thing.
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.Poor John Smallman.
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.Go back to the girl next door, John. No matter what you think, she’s a better lay and a better girl.
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.Experience
oh yeah…and Carl is a sad, shell of a man, compensating for his constipation by consternating about his consumption.
Instead of putting notches on her bedpost, Hoop-Ring Hilda uses her abacus-hoop earrings to keep track of all the douches she’s banged. Each bead represents 100 so that means… carry the 2… now divide by pi… and the answer is 93, 876, 732, 897,234. Just this year.
May Carl just felt the breeze from her queef and he’s gettin’ a little frisky feelin’ from it. Yeah baby!
Ya, she’s bleethy, but Hilda gives a great Mayan Eye of Coitus.
Mal A. Nomer and Whistle Pooter are the star attractions at this rodeo. And by rodeo I mean party at a bug infested back yard pool in a vacant Moreno Valley home.
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Squatters
That Jacques Doucheteau is one sick fucker. I want to meet him one day and shake his waffle.
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This guy looks like he needs a thick dose of Metamucil. I took some when I had gas and liquidy diarrhea last Friday and I’ve had at least 16 inches of comfortable solid evacuation every day.
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Hambeast above needs to talk to Hemorrhoid Harry for a complete blow out.
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His tattoo looks like diarrhea.
It must eat brain.
Not Sunny inside that well lit circus tent.
Her earrings double as anal beads.
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Assplayas
Is that what’s with that little ribbon in the bottom right corner? Grey Goose Awareness?
Hi I’m new here. But I heard through the apevine that when the boring guy goes on vacation, we get triple the ass pics! Is there any truth to that rumor?
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Bring on the Butts!
Better yet, Send in the Sphincters!
Curious, is that an Asian dragon tattoo, or an Aryan nation double lightening bolt which stands for “schpincter schplode!”
Few people know that Doctor Manhatten was actually cast as, Doctor Sunblock, who advises against unprotected sunbathing and tatts.
where the fuck is the hot chick in this picture?
bigger the hoop, bigger the hoe
I peed Goose in a bowl of bran.
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Hoopster
His jizz has the colour, odor, and consistency of motor oil.
Lol at the ‘roid pits on his head.