Monday, April 9, 2012
Mogootoo says, "Gloooooo"
Uh oh.
This week isn’t off to a good start.
Although, from a pure douchemock perspective, I suppose it is.
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she’s actually 6 feet tall
Come on Sock….we gotta give him a notta.
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.He looks just too damn happy to be a douchebag.
Besides, I’m sure they make a great couple.
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or a threesome….since his dick is probably as long as her torso…something neither one of them seems bothered by.
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Priapics
Sorry DB1, I didn’t notice that the grownups were now back in charge….
I gotta go with “notta” as well. It’s ok to have tribal tatts if you actually belong to the tribe.
I agree with CtDS on a potential notta. Ernest Borgnine’s baby brother looks genuinely happy.
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Perhaps this is just a odd chance photo at cruise-ship costume party, and not a true HCwDB coupling.
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But it is a teriffic example of Sexual dimorphism.
She’s giving the Polynesian Eye of “how the hell is that going to fit in my backdoor?” I’m willing to go with a notta based up on what I R A @ 10:47 said but its liable to turn out to be like Iron Eyes Cody and he’s really Italian or Mexican or something and not Polynesian or Maori.
Mogootoo looks like he’s hungry for a little Chinese…
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I know it was bad but SOMEbody was gonna do it.
As someone who studied Cultural Anthropology I look at this picture and see someone of Pacific Islander origin. Those tat’s I’ll bet have been earned, deserved and relate stories, myths etc; about his cultural heritage. NOTTA!!!
they shaved big foot! and now he has tats… what a pity
He looks like he may be Maori from the tatts. Put him in an All Blacks jersey and he’d be one scary motherfuccker to watch doing a haka.
I got to talk to this guy about poison frog darts,gonna come in handy for the douches.
To further the theory:
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Don’t forget that Frank DeKova played Chief Wild Eagle and Don Diamond spoke perfect Yiddush as his sidekick, Crazy Cat in the Hekawi Indian tribe (originally the Fugawi Indians, stupid 60’s censors)
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Agarns
I too thought “Maori” at first (not that I’m an expert on Pacific Islanders), but I have to think they’d do without the “Zen War” message. Aren’t their tatts all symbolic rather than verbal, or am I behind the 8-ball on this?
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Maybe he’s Maoribag…..? Until we have proof of that, however, I’ll have to give him the benefit of the doubt, given the ornamentation of the rest of the central ink. It actually does look cultural, at least to my untrained eye.
Ever see the one on South Park with Bono?
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I think Tatooed and sobered-up Rip Torn just dropped a world record number two!!
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Sorry, little lady.
Great F-Troop reference VinD
Is he nine feet tall, or is she three feet tall?
@DH. It must weight at least ten Courics.
I’ve actually seen this guys Facebook page before – I thought it was from a posting here, but maybe not.
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Regardless – it’s terrifying.
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Not like Stackhouse terrifying that you can laugh at.
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Terrifying that I will bow my head, say “notta” and run away praying he didn’t hear me.
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He lives in Thailand now. That’s where this pic is from. She is his regular “girl”
She’s a little tranny,short and stout…
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Does he spend more on waxing/manscaping or on his steroid cycle?
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“Does this nighty make me look 12, or is it the fact that I AM 12?”
I didn’t know Ernest Borgnine had so many tats.
BTW, Zen War? He’s a fuccen douche, whether or not he’s big enough to crush my larynx with his big toe and second toe.
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http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/zen-wars/id344115274?mt=8
Well, wuddya know, Lurch got all randy, banged some fat asian chick had a kid who turned out to be a douchebag. Little Lady here needs to be careful – she could damage her pancreas fucking him. Although, if he’s as into steroids as much as his muskles indicate, then he’s probably as well hung as some character out of michelangelo’s imagination. Here’s a war criminal describing the size of Mogootoo’s peen.
Is this Mogooto Largeman of the South Seas Largemans?
Ernie Borgnine, lol.
Oh, where to begin?
I was gonna give him a notta, but then I googled “Zen war tattoo”. Ugh
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http://thedirty.com/2009/05/160588/
Wow, it gets better.
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/asia/6569244/New-Zealander-arrested-after-stabbing-in-Thailand
How cute, he borrowed Khloe Kardashian’s Uggs for this pic.
Are those jabs, crosses, hooks or something else
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http://www.myspace.com/video/tim-sharky/preparing-to-face-my-enemy/18423058
This is what happens when you visit a tattoo artist with Tourette’s.
why fredn those are crosses as they move across center-line. a well researched douche, all.
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Gold Star
He’s “notadouche”.
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She, on the other hand, is a hearbreaking little “spinner”.
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Almost reminds me of the petite Librarian Hott in my own personal narrative…
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i now pronounce the drawn, and quartered.
cummer bunds
them
I vote nota. Looks tribal to me and he looks like he earned them. Even if he didn’t, who’s gonna argue?
With a name like Timothy John Ward, I really don’t think he earned those.
Fred N. called it – New Zealander, but still a gangster douche. And apparently he has a thing for tiny Thai chicks. I mean, I get turned on by petite Asian women too, but if I was about to penetrate something that small, and she closed her eyes and winced like she was preparing to get split in half – I’d run out of the bedroom to shave my head and become a monk.
In that punching bag video, it looks like his whole noggin is tattooed.
“Shark Financial Services Ltd”? You’re fucking kidding me, right?
nothing that an 650,000 volt stun gun wont drop in a heart beat!
Mister 14 likes his trannies young.