Saturday, April 7, 2012
Special Emergency "Caption This" Telethon…
…Because damned if I can put words to this.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
PICTURES OF HOT CHICKS WITH TOTAL AND COMPLETE DOUCHEBAGS. WITH COMMENTARY.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Damnit Captain the transporter’s DNA segregator is all fucked up like a wee Colleen’s kilt on Robbie Burns’ Day.
Who’s hiding the package?
R Plane Li, Jet Li’s nephew, realized at that moment he wasn’t cut out for action films cause they are all icky and sweaty and shit.
Can you see my mangina when I arch my back?
Anyone for Chinese?
Upon seeing this picture the Politburo of China forgave all loans to the devil country.
Do these shorts make me look gay?
“Hello fellows! I am sooo gay that I go completely around the bend and now I attract to girls with breasts and vagina. I enjoy to make sex on this girls.”
More bitmaps? Where are they coming from?
Lizard Lenny of China Cradles Boobtastic Brenda
“My boyfriend’s Hung.”
It says it right in the corner, Gonzo and Jenny.
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Chestbrah would crush this guy
The best part of a Milan Lucic fight is Jack Edwards’ commentary. He’s easily the best hockey announcer out there, I know this because I get the NHL game package and heard all the others
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Looks like a generous-in-all-the-right-proportions MILFY brunette hanging out with her pre-op tranny Thai friend.
Try again:
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Charles Atlas comic book ads come to life in China…..70 years after the US first saw them.
The comedy stylings of Sir Bill Murray
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Porn star Lisa Ann visits the Khmer Douche.
Sammy who? Micheal who?
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Janey and her surgeon decide to see if they really are “flotation devices.”
She was a little short on cash, so she headed to the beach with the doc as “partial payment” for his services. He gets a bonus if the scars healed properly and don’t leak.
Silicone Sister with her Manager Mister…
10 hours into the 2012 Olympic Navel Stare-Down, there was still no clear winner.
Lisa just figured out why the Chinese adoption agency was so cheap.
“If I can turn him straight, I’ll know I still got it!”
“BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL…I COMMAND YOU TO TITTY-FUCK ALL NIGHT!!!”
“BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL…I COMMAND YOU TO PUT THE GYROSCOPE IN HER MONKEYHOLE!!!”
“BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL…I COMMAND YOU TO PEE IN HER HORSE!!!”
“BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL…..YOU WILL FIGHT ME FOR A $10,000 PRIZE!”
By the power of WordPress, I have a hunch ‘Sock was told to “slow down.”
Gaysian Man Saved From Drowning In Kiddie Pool By Grabbing Chest Pontoons – Says “Ewwwwww!” But Happy They Were There When He Needed Them
He likes to Bang Cock, she was just hoping to get some guilt free vacation cock.
On today’s episode of Portlandia in The Philippines, Cary finds that Bayani’s stiffy points in only one direction: down. She can only have him skewer her pork gash while doing a shoulder stand. At least the Hatha Yoga lessons will finally pay off.
would it be horribly racist of me, to hope he takes lots of pictures?
slewfeet
real phucket meets bolton.
soccerers
Smile girl, thith is totes gonna make your boyfriend jealz. Also your boobs don’t look fake AT all like of most skanks here do. Kisses.
Manny’s job as a professional lady sister finally scored him a trip to Vegas. Way better than his usually gig of just having to take his hag to the mall and all of the Twilight movies.
North Korea dictator Kim Jonh Un gets whatever the hell he wants. What will be his directive for this unfortunate imported sex slave?
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“Tuts my berreh!”
“Rape me in my thighs.”
HOLY MOTHER OF COD!
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Fake boobies. Mangina?? oy. At least he’s not wearing a speedo.
“Can someone help me get this gook off of my hands?”
“I have a bad case of yellow fever sore.”
“It’s true girls; his pubes are straight.”
“If I had a penny for every time I’ve been asked why I date a disgusting Asian I’d be able to afford awful breast implants….Oh wait, I do!”
“Once you’ve banged Asian you’ll never go Caucasian!”
“Seriously, after a liter of Maker’s Mark he looks like Marky Mark.”
Gina outsourced her vagina to very disappointing results
“I’m a little teapot…..”
“I’m with the Chinaman so nobody notices the massive implant scar on the inside of my left tit, except for that asshole DoucheyWallnuts.”
“My other boyfriend is a re-tard!”
“It’s true girls; his nipples are bigger than his cock!
“If you think he’s bad in bed, you should see him drive!”
“You think he’s bad? I’m a tranny!”
“Laugh now, but when my computer crashes I’m prepared.”
“No Reverend Chad, we are not an hallucination brought on by the booze and prescription drug use; He’s banging me.”
“Some girls go both ways; I go slant ways.”
“The Mocker; One in the Stink, one from the Chink.”
“The Misfortune Cookie.”
by the time the night was over, she got his dick so hard she could read where tebow autographed his circumcision scar.
Chin Lee hides his gay side from his over-demanding parents with Russian Mail Order Bride Helga Tataochov
“You not so sneaky now round-eye, I take you woman with big fake boobies!”
Molly’s Dad was always overprotective.. but she found a chink in his armor
“But it’s so tiny and cute” she says.
“That’s not a snake, it’s my wang,” Wong says.
“Oh, no more ‘Wanky My Cranky,’ Donger wants food.”
“Wang, what’s with the pictures? It’s a happy hour!”
“Wang, I thnk this club is restricted, so don’t tell them you are Jewish. Okay? Fine!”
Moses never lied
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
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Shalom Shabass. Son.
by a weird scientology ritual, brunette katie was forced to say yes to every question asked, for 7 days, and change her name to wordpress so when pho Q ho-ma said “fuck you word press” she had to take him back to his place for a tumblr.
she agreed he had a much platform, and that no one in their right mind would start a new blog on word press. she was stuck with word press and her obligation, she could blame the whole experience on her religion, so she laid back and thought of xenu, like any good cult member would.
Rev, are you watching the Ten Commandments?
Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; thy rod is my mangina.
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Heed these words Sons. For the year of the end of times is upon us. And by end of times be upon us I mean get really drunk and stoned and don’t fall into sharp endtables while hiding Easter eggs cause it’s the last time.
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And always remember:
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I for one, am appalled at all the racism in this post. Lets be honest, christian guys are way too inept to ever properly bang a woman. What choice did she have?
@Reversepass, true that. It hard to get a good rhythm going when you have to keep a Bible apart.
I am more apt to believe in Harry Potter than that other nonsense of worshipping fictional characters.
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Remember, blasphemy is a victimless crime.
Brunette Betty is happy as the roofies are still working, but Tran (ummmmm, the guy) is troubled. Off in the distance he sees an unfamiliar creature heading his way. Nay, ’tis not a giant bellowing lizard striding out from the water, but…..something……….else…..
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And then Tran asks himself, “What is this ‘TARMAL’…..?”
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They were, ummmmm, consumed before Tran could finish his thought. Betty enjoyed what she didn’t know were her last vestiges of life.
lol…. one of DW’s wins. I don’t know which one, but one of ’em does.
None Hung Low does not like photos.
Cindy shows off one of the graduates from the orphanage at the Phillippines mission she worked for (she was known for being a bit too devoted)
Dem’s some fakee mams. Kato like though.
BTW, Rick Jeanerette is the best NHL announcer, son.
Gret links Vin.
Susanne’s ESL adventures in the Philippines.