Thursday, April 19, 2012
The Captain and Tetnus
I need a shot. Actually, two shots. Penicillin and Johnny Walker.
Lets move on.
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- In memoriam: bcs
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It’s “tetanus.”
Mac Tonight took off his glasses long enough to orbit Captain’s moons. Moons, I says
She should get those looked at.
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And I’m just the guy to do the lookin’.
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Yeah, as I thought. Two water balloons glued to a 1 x 12.
this lacks both a hott chick and a DB… That guy looks like a creepy substitute teacher i had in elementary school…
What’s with DB1 choosing pictures with “hotts” with horrible lesions on their legs? Does this one have a torn quad or just bad lighting? I have chrome step bars bolted onto my truck that are more pliable than her bolt-ons.
Hey Vin, since I’m from Nashville and you’re a regular hockey puck, do you think the Preds will bounce the Red Wings on Friday? That is, from the playoffs, not off the glass after the whistle.
You need something stronger like Everclear 85 and Cipro with that chick. I’d hit it twice. And by twice I mean one to shut her squeaky mouth and another with a Hefty draw-string. I loved smacking chicks in the face with my cock when I was younger.
Normally I respect and admire trashy babes, but this one has enough makeup to paint a battleship, plastic chesticles that look hard enough to use as weapons, and a wig faker than Kelly Ripa.
Her cans are so round, children mistake them for globes
Her cans are so round, you could toss her down a bowling alley and hit a strike every time.
Her cans are so round that the NPF has designated her Template1 and Template2 for game ball production.
Her cans are so round nobody has stayed on top of her to complete the missionary position to this date. Fact!
@ U D
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Nashville’s got as good a chance as any team. #1 is a hot goalie, that’s why the Kings will prevail and “Pecker” Rinne has been maybe the best goalie in the playoffs so far. It ain’t easy keeping Detroit out of the twines
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Also, any team with the dude that’s banging Carrie Underwood gets mad respect (respect).
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Hot Chick With NottaDouche
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The other thing is the Predators have avoided Niklas Kronwall for the most part. His hits can change a game. Someday he’s going to commit homicide on the ice.
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Is that a head pasted onto that blow up doll’s hand?
How can we live in a world where a blow up doll can be brought to life by a creepy middleaged Geppeto and then subsequently fondled in public? Jimminy Crotch Crickets this is getting to be recockulous.
Larry the Tax Attorney and The Real Doll
Cherry 2000 was a movie that was both prophetic and ahead of it’s time.
Kade Largeman (originally of the Philthadelphia Largeheads) got the surprise of his life when he found out that the “blonde” he was fondling turned out to be his long lost identical twin brother Harold who had mysteriously disappeared when he was seven after that “accident” when Uncle Remus “tripped” and fell on Harold’s groin causing his tiny pecker to be rippped off.
I can just imagine her voice being quite annoying I bet she gives good sloppy head though
C’mon Bruins let’s get that win tonight.
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Rene Rancourt
What kind of sick Gilligan Island fantasy is this? The Professor has the Skipper put on a wig and lipstick and we’re all just supposed to accept it? Sure a Maryann Ginger scissor fest is cool. But this?
I wonder if you rub her boobies, they make that squeaky balloon sound.
Here she is being interviewed on Brazilian TV:
Beware – you might suffer laughter induced brain damage.
I might be able to maintain an erection, even with that squeaky balloon sound. Is it okay to have some Big Naturals prono playing in the bkgrnd?
This is a photo of the second place winners (losers) in the Jon Stewart/Barbara Eden look alike contest.
I gotta hunch that there ain’t too much real about her past a couple of metatarsal bones.
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She has found her calling as an emetic.
I think I’ve identified this couple. (She appears near the end.)
Somehow she comes off as more masculine than he does. Not quite convinced he’s a douche, either.
Madam Tusaudds work has really gone downhill.
Mommy!
Yes you can can can can can!!
I wonder if you rub her boobies, they make that squeaky balloon sound.
I think her boobs makes that sound and so does her voice.
Douches love fake everything,don’t they?
The ugliest venus fly trap I’ve ever seen.
Those built-in life preservers might just catch on.
I DID leave my blowup doll behind on that Carnival Cruise. Whew!
Those cans are so round they have a drag coefficient of zero.
Those cans are so round their constructed entirely of neutrons.
Those cans are so round she lactates marbles.
Those cans are so round she has names for each one: “Spalding” and “Voit”.