Tuesday, April 3, 2012
TWO Word Tuesday
I can’t quite put my finger on it, but for some reason I’m thinking we’ll be using TWO words instead of the usual “One-Word Tuesday”, gentle readers.
Example – Swing Low…
As always, click on the “comments” link below (NOT the photo, unless you like the alternate universe thing…) to add your two cents. And by “two cents” I mean…well, you know…
Leather Udders
Ewww, gross
Sethgreenation
La Streisand
Udder Failure
Balloon Squeaks
Cinnabust
Gyroscoped Monkeyhole
Nippleless
Awesome Shirt
Milk Burst
Oedipussy
Russetatas
Wonder-shirt
Ralphing Lauren
Fuck I was in the alternate universe.
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Cock Tucker
Chaz Bonehead
Emo Hulkstress
Sans Uterus
Kegel Queen
Skin Cancer
Ack Upuncher
My EYES!!!!
IT BURNS!!!
Commodore64 Screen
Leather Harpy
fake happy
orange glo
Burnt Umber
Her and his teeth.
Former male
special ed
Premature Ejaculation
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^Regarding dude with the bad ass shirt.
Short Bus
Oranges.
Nipped Nips
Saddle Bags.
Paid deflowering
squoobelz
bolo erectus
hectare trampolines
Newton’s zepplins
Sudden blindness.
Areyouthere God?
Itsme, Margaret.
virgin sacrifice
silicone detonation
Mommy!
Squishified pigskins
Neither Nor
Cougar hide
Mommy’s mamms
Mammastic Mommy
Mom’s magnificent, eh?
Bill fromAccounting
Fake bake
Motor-boating
Spring Fake
Yacht docking
Soccer Mamms
Really GrossBoobs
cantaloupe hides
Jello shooters
Caulking cannons
Rawhide ramjets
Tallahassee Tater Tassels
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I know that’s but fuccen sue me.
Buckskin Balloons
Spam Beast
Betty Melanoma
Incision marks
Mark’s incisions
Nice shirt
Nice tits
Mmmm. Whisky.
Woz/Worf
Magic Volleyballs
Cosmetastrophe
Mammoplexy
Pooch spackle
Boobie Spackle
Orange Crush
Tough Skins
Jimmy Amazon
Looks like I picked the wrong week to skip the instructions.
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Veteran Stripper
Brawny Tawny Tammy
two dudes
Inevitable Nipslip
Pity Fuck
Piss Fister
Bad Implants
Rhinoplasty Fail
Happy Re-tard
Honeyroasted Hemispheres
Happy X-Fan
Enjoying himself
You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.
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FUCK WORDPRESS
Medical malpractice
Gum disease
Acute melanoma
Rawhide, HEE-AH!!!
Vintage pigskin
Pasty – Orange
poo pecs
unnatural nodes
chest knuckles
cleave ostomy
blow trusions
bedtanner poomps
nipless loomps
infirmed lesions
saline trapezoids
carpel tittle
bruised bags
siezed luggage
chapped tips
cauterized cans
thanks butno
Youth Pastor
Beta Decay
Free Radicals
Stripper tatas
Helping the disadvantaged.
Thank you.
Pect sadness.
Luft Balloons
Yogurt landingzone
Fun Bags
Containment Fail
Tom Green.
Lacking Nipples
Martian mounds
Venus flytraps
Jupiter’s moons
Uranus’ anus
She Male.
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Duh.
Beef Rockets
Can we?
Get this?
Unholy union…
To 200?
Saline Dirigible
Pity pose
Nerd shirt
Directional necklace
Tranny dad
Manface mom
Adam’s apple
Incest best
fake tittehs
Bonglobal
Orangedonkeyballtitus
twoscoopfleshanovasunbursts
diarheabacksplashchestarmour
Dashikimeansdoggystyleinswahili
clevelandsteamerexplosioncoatsthisgirlschest
yesicrappedonherseveraltimesyourhonour
fudginaswimsinthetiajuanasloughsroutinely
it’s true i utter all these terms as one word
Orange BOOBs!
Lady Porchbeef
No nipples?
& finally….drum roll….Hep C-cup
Male bonding
Brothers gottahug
Bernie Kosar
Medieval battlegear
yogurt canyons