Thursday, May 24, 2012
'Bag / Nottabag: Ed "Too Tall" Bones
What say you? ‘Bag? ‘Notta? I’m probably going with notta. Ed “Too Tall” Bones seems like the best cooler to ever work at the Double Deuce.
Mmm… oh Kelly Back Arch. How your soft pillows arch with distening glew in the Vegas morn. I poke and prod each one with a willow branch to observe skin tautage, and then whimper in a laundry basket for Gozer the Destroyer’s fire and brimstone promises, before softly slipping into a REM sleep dream about butterfly fly swatter butt slapping the Patriots Cheerleading Team.
Reflected in his glasses, I can see Too Tall’s dream of playing a cyber-marine in the next Michael Bay flopbuster.
Just about anything by R.E.M. puts me to sleep.
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If Bones is wearing a vial of Kelly Back Arch’s menstrual juices around his neck he’s a’ight with me , too
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Billy Bobs
Boobies and pear! I…..I…..I can’t speak.
Bag.
Nice incision on the dude’s chest.
Maybe a silicone injection is the new way to get pumped up for males.
Get some.
Kelly showin’ the top of the mons. That’s right, I said mons. Mons reveal is the new rocker horns.
I say notta as for Kelly Back Arch she’s posing to hard for the pic which there is no need for. She likes the camera and narcissism is a wretched thing. I’d bang her friend and I bet Kelly knows that too thus trying too hard to be hot.
sculpted chin fung, auto
Anyone think the brunette looks like Olivia Munn?
I’m digging middle Hott’s mon pubis…
Total douche. Sculpted facial hair, check. Gel-formed douchehawk, check. Homoslavian turd-tag, check. AND he has pressure-activated water wing dispensers attached to his trunks. Really?! He IS standing next to probably the largest flotation devices at the pool and he brings water wings. For shame.
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Rubber duckies
I would like to run 24-hours on her Le Mons.
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Seriously, Mons is the new Pear. The new pear I tells ya.
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And he’s a total bag.
Mons. Mons. Burp. .
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MOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
Pubii
“One of these days Alice, one of these days. BANG! ZOOM! Straight to the mons!”
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Ralph Kramdown, The Honeymounders
Mons Struck
Paper Mons
Monsraker
Mons over Miami
Blue Mons
Man on the Mons
The Spy Who Mons Me
The Battle Of The Mons
Bravemons
A Clockwork Mons
The Dirty Mons
Mons Blanket Bingo
All In The Mons
Mons RX-7
Rooster Mons
It’s A Wonderful Mons
Mons On 57th Street
I’m gonna go with Bag. Big giant douchebag. Just riding high off of my HOH nom win and $2 Margs from the Taco truck. It’s good to be back gentlemen, its good to be back. Now perhaps if Champagne Katie would have hired me instead of her current representation shit coulda happened for her. Oh wells.
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If I had a dick I would tell you guys to suck it.
The Monsburgler
The Count of Monste Cristo
Monsday Monsday
Man of La Monscha
The Running Mons
Spidermons 4: Saving Mary Jane’s Firebush
Brokeback Monstan
On Golden Mons
Kari Sweets, most famous mons flasher on the Interwebs:
http://88gals.com/content/Felix%20Flow/Kari%20Sweets/Rainbow%20Strip/6.jpg
SFW
There is nothing in this pic except a fine lass in some kind of b/w bikini ensemble.
One more, possibly NSFW:
http://www.88gals.com/content/Felix%20Flow/Kari%20Sweets/Sexy%20in%20Socks/k12_011.jpg
If I’m not mistaken I believe Mons Pubis is Latin for “nice snatch”?
Sorry for this shameless plug. Two of my second cousins recording some obscurehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT4Tc2mFvno&feature=youtu.be song in the Kroeger Studio. The dude is a genious biochemist. Chick is in high school I think. Man cave sounds sick.
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Oops. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT4Tc2mFvno&feature=youtu.be
Again….why so many “Kellys” on here?
Sorry! Another second cousin raised in the Kroeger Studio. I did not do ths video no matter what she says,
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@A.Guy, cuz Kelly is like the new Cindy.
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@RevChad, please stop talking about plugging your cousins. It’s gross dude and its a serious buzzkill.
Brah, you missed the dog tags.
I’ll need to see some military ID for notta status.
Bag.
The Mons-sters
I Dream of Mons
Monsfinger
Mons Over Parador
Mons On a Plane
Monsy Python and the Holy Grail
Monstains of the Moon
The Seven Storey Mons
Circling the Sacred Mons
Mons River
Paper Mons
Mons, Inc.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to go take a double deuce right now, in fact.
Hello, my name is Inago Monstoya.
John Carter of Mons
I was really on the fence about this one for awhile, but I think he’s just over in bag territory like Kelly’s mons are just poking outside the bikini.
broken links. I am full of hate.
DB1, you’re slippin’, son!!! If this tool ain’t a douche, I don’t know what is?!?
I gotta go with notta. Not tatts, no hand signs, not much bling – if that’s dog tags, he looks like he may have earned.
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So, notta, go in peace, and oorah.
BAG!
Are you kidding me? No question. Spikey hair, dogtag “bling”, facepunch mugging for the camera, a “I spend 5 hours a day in the gym” abs, and clear URC Party cup.
How is this even up for debate? Because he has no visible tats or 5lb watch?
Lately, a real stretch here in terms of classifying the boys as douche’s…..leaning towards a real resentment from the standard posters….” I spend 5 hours a day in the gym abs.” Really?
It’s pretty simple, folks. If he actually spent time in the military, then he’s earned the masculine identifier of dogtags. If he hasn’t, then his brain is obviously drowning in too much pud to notice just how much of an impostor that makes him. Ergo fake dogtags are autobag.
As for the anonymous ladies who think we be hatten, yo, I realize your need to deify whatever douchy icons our wasted culture puts up, and to trash the rest of us for insightfully breaking down those icons. But it just makes you sound absolutely retarded. History and God are on our side.
WTF WTF WTF??? How can anyone ever consider a notta for this total bag?!?!?! Fauxhawk, waxed chest, wraparound shades, CELLPHONE HOLSTER!!! The evidence is overwhelming on this one . . .
If this Douche is a Nottabag we are losing the war.
Y’all are losing it . This is so far from Notta I can’t fathom the concept for this turd. Sculpted chin pubes – auto. Fake tags – auto. Fauxhawk – auto. Need I go on? OK. Waxed/shaved chest – present. Multiple belt devices or device holders – present and auto.