Tuesday, May 15, 2012
'Bag Sandwich: Celebrity Wannabe Edition
What happens when a Ryan Seacrest looking douchebag and D.J. Cornholio decide to crunch Giggle Gigi in a ‘Bag Sandwich formation?
Well, nothing.
Nothing really happens.
Except they get mocked on HCwDB. And the DB1 sips a tasty Mr. Pibb and sighs quietly.
Guy with headphones has nothing to worry about…Marty Gaybag is clearly batting for the other side…
That chick’s got Joker Mouth. What the heck did she do to herself?
This is how DP porn scenarios start, people.
Wow, complaining about “joker mouth” re bleeth in picture?!?!?
You must have one very, very, very hot significant other.
Congrats!
This sandwich needs napalm mayonnaise and C-4 mustard to be completed. Boom, yummy
They are not hugging her, they are gently, yet firmly, trying to move her out of the way.
The Bleeth in this photo has that new fad going on.
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It’s “The One Eye Smaller Than The Other On The Hot Chick” thing popularized by Hannah Simone of “New Girl” fame
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The fags would only DP her to feel less gay. And to rub their cocks together inside something warm simutaneously. And by simultaneously I mean, Ewwwww.
Since she doesn’t look entirely human, I bet she’s a sex-bot from the future.
@Vin
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As a physician of the homopathic realm I have become concerned about your fascination with the Bachelorette. With the utmost brospect I suggest that you slather yourself with this for the next two to three months. Be sure to have your prostate checked regularly. And by regularly I chick-milked.
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I see a wide Mayan Eye of Coitus on the chick with the double wides hanging off her chest.
Her neon antlers look pretty good though.
@Vin
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“New Girl” is a rare example of decent television among current offerings. And yeah, Hannah Simone does have something goofy going on with her eyes. But nobody really looks at her eyes, do they? I would Schmitt her CeeCee every chance Igot.
@The Dude,
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By neon antlers you mean boobs, right?
Hers is the only mouth big enough to fit one of her boobs inside
Her mouth’s so big she could fellate a mailbox.
Her mouth is so big than she doesn’t have a gag reflex.
Her mouth is so big she has ottomans for teeth.
Her mouth is so big she can’t chew items smaller than a purse.
Her mouth is so big she flosses with laundry.
Her mouth is so big her dentist wears a hazmat suit and rappelling gear.
Her mouth is so big this photo was taken inside of it.
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I just blew my own mind.
Lazy eye, crazy eye, and boobies.
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I can dig it.