Thursday, May 17, 2012
Bozo Bartholomew Tests 'Bag / 'Nottabag
Spikey hair at the pool, perhaps, but that’s about it. Genial attitude, laid back presence, and lack of garish tatts and adoucherements are commend-worthy.
I’m inclined to go with a Notta and a goinpeace for Bozo Bartholomew. There’s just not enough ooblek to convict.
Sexy Suburban Shelley is hard to read, but she’s scoring a solid 86% positive on Hotten Tomatoes.
Nottabag and sexy…
Notta, I says. A Mimbo, perhaps, but Nottadouche. Mimbo, I says.
She has a shade of auburn in her hair. And by auburn I mean I’d fuck her like the devil.
You’re missing the sense of smell. Something tells me this toolbox has the combined aromas of Axe and desperation.
And Plain Jane over there – nice funbags but she’s far from being a hot chick.
A compelling argument, Boss, but if that’s a Bud Light Lime in his hand, then he’s willing to test-drive a Stage 1 ‘bagship.
He looks like Schmidt from “New Girl”, a character so douchey they have a “Douchebag Jar” to fine him when he’s douchey. If he is Schmidt , he’s a douchebag
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However, the Wendy O. Williams Throbblehead doll looks like a good investment at $19.95 , only 2000 available worldwide
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I say Notta too. I do believe that shit eating grin on his face is a result of the inevitable MILF action he’s gonna get later from Sexy Suburban Shelley as he already banged her earlier on the vacation. I love depraved vacationing MILF.
Shelly seems a bit fleshy. Nottabag and nottahot.
I give him a NOTTA and props for the lean in over the boobies.
Good hunting my friend.
Notta and a goinpeace for Bozo Bartholomew.
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I’m going to assume that he actually has BEEN in the water and he’s suffering from pool hair. She’s a stealth redhead…good enough for a Thursday.
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And Wendy O Throbblehead above is two cups too small and wearing way too much clothes to be authentic:
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for example.
She has a bigger cock in person. But her TV show is awful!
I’m on the fence here. He gets a notta under the following condition: That is not product in his hair and it’s just spiky from a dip in the pool and he ran his hands through it or something. Product in your hair poolside=autodouche.
When you use a Sharpie on Suburban Shellie’s freckles and play connect-the-dots it spells HERPES
‘notta ‘bag but still a dick.
^extremely well put.
Walk in peace…
Nottabag. Having come out of the water, the hair can do some silly things. In the club, that’s a completely different story. She looks cute, but sunglasses can be deceptive…
No ink. No duck face. No bling. No groin shave reveal. No sideways peace. But inclining into a nice piece (you guys are a bit too discriminating) showing no signs of bleeth.
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Go in peace I says. Go in peace.
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civilian casualties.
I also give him a notta. He looks like one of them dudes that gets really sad when you tell him that you don’t think this is going anywhere. I hope at least that girl is nice to him.
Groinpeace.
Throbblehead makes me wonder when anyone will have the nutzpah to market a Muhammed Ali Bobble Head Doll. Hey, it’s not like he’s gonna dance like a butterfly on your sorry ass. Of course there are the miliions of passionate Cassius Clay fans to worry about. Never mind.
No question “Proto-douche”. Check back next year for full blown Douchbaggery.
Notta.
Judging by the look in her face she knows this dude’s soon going to dump her and move on to younger poon. Fortunately, that means I can move in on her and be that nice guy that she settles down with after years of disappointment dating men like him. Thanks, dude!
I’m leaning towards Notta – he’s smiling and happy to be in the presence of boobies and gods know that plaid shorts are always classy, but I’m reserving judgment until it’s confirmed he’s not wearing white Fila sneakers poolside and/or doesn’t have the Last Supper tattooed on his back.
Whilst I lean towards notta, I will say that I’m concerned about the spikey hair, the aviator glasses, the glass container at a pool, plaid swim trunks and a cougar MILF.
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All signs, all signs of impending doucheitude. A nation weeps.
Notta but fuck him anyway.
Notta, and she’s all kinds of fleshy feminine fun.
So is his chest shaved or not? he does look like a jovial fellow, but where there is possible hair spike, often follows chest shave.
Being a close friend of a professional hairstylist and beautician, I can safely surmise that this gentleman 1) has gel product in his hair and 2)
His chest has been waxed. Sure, it is minimal male preening but I think it safer to err on the declaring him a douche side. And back in my younger wilder days before meeting Mr. Nuttersquirt I probably would have entertained the idea of attending a plaid shorts pants party.
Hells yeah.
Fleshy F Fun.
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On a bet smooth shaven Dirk tries to hit on a milf but he would rather be taking it deep up the ass.
Once you reach 3inches on the spiked hair it’s autobag.