Wednesday, May 30, 2012
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Teutonic Aryan Douche Cyborg THX-69 began to malfunction early during the test phase, resulting in an inability to differentiate hot chick from rhesus monkey.
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Hall of Mock
- Pfah
- DarkSock
- Baron Von Goolo
- Troy Tempest
- Steve L
- Wheezer
- Medusa Oblongata
- creature
- Crucial Head
- Mr. White
- Archidoucheis
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- boatbutter
- Captain Bringdown
- Whoop-di-douche
- Jacques Doucheteau
- massengill
- Dr. Bunsen Honeydouche
- Mr. Scrotato Head
- Deltus
- The Reverend Chad Kroeger
- mr.reeve
- Wedgie
- Et Tu Douche?
- Eliza Douchcoo
- dbBen
- soy bomb
- DoucheyWallnuts
- I R A Darth Aggie
- jonezy
- Hermit
- Chris in ‘Baghdad
- Douchble Helix
- the douche is alright
- Choad the Douche Sprocket
- Stephanie
- The Dude
- Dude McCrudeshoes
- Sir David Douchenborough
- Il Douché
- Bag A
- douche equis
- Capt. James T. Douche
- Charles Nelson Douchely
- THEONETRUEDOUCHE
- Merle Baggard
- ehcuodouche
- Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt
- Charles Douchewin
- FredN.
- Ol' Dirty Douchebag
- In memoriam: bcs
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Ziggy Starcrust
Mike Tyson tattoo wannabe fail
David Copperfield Jr.
Johnny Dope
Pirates Of The Caripeen
Tara Sneed
Zach Tampon
At least 10,000 rhesus monkeys in a room of pianos will eventually compose an R.E.M song. T.A.D. Cyborg will never find his true gender. Nor the reason why he has Chigoe Fleas
Fuck. I could yammer all day but I gotsa go study outside with my stinky old Golden, classic 80’s station, some weed and cheap vodka.
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Again! Ant of you dudes know if Florida Institute of Technology is a legit school? XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Star Trek – The Worst Generation
Hottie reminds me of why millions of young men still get wood when they hear the guitar riff from Simply Irresistible.
Trapeze Artists, The Flying Sphinctarians, pose for their last photo before the fateful decision to work without a net
Andy Drogynous
Sigmoida & Roy
http://colleges.usnews.rankingsandreviews.com/best-colleges/florida-tech-1469
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American Sty; The Festering
“Once the bath salts kick in I’m going to eat that guy’s eye makeup along with his eyes.”
“‘Pirates of the Caripeen’ tickles my G-spot,” said Maroon Poochie. I’m guessing.
Thanks DW. 134th isn’t that bad. Son.
This monkey should win something forgetting skull humping this douche and then making the douche wear the money shot for the rest of the night.
^ way to go dickbrain
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try “win something for skull humping” not forgetting. Yeesh!
Mel shouldn’t have glanced at T.A.D. Cyborg’s junk in the rest room
Yall got it all wrong – they’re just paying homage to the greatest movie ever made: Liquid Sky.
but to really appreciate it you have be at least as loaded as the Rev, if not more so. It’s a total mind fuck.
That chick’s so skinny Mary Kate Olsen uses her as a tampon.
Zack Calibre and Zelda Jettson have returned from the future to let us know we are pretty much f-ed and the Douche/Bleeth industrial complex runs the universe where they come from.
Both of these gals are smokin’ hot. What’s the problem?
There was a time, not long ago, when the Elves were the fairest race in all of Middle Earth. Now they just suck.
Even that monkey is sick of his bullshit.
Oh wait, that’s a dude?!! But he’s so gorgeous. Well this changes everything. Wait no it doesn’t.
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I like monkeys
@ Dudue McC
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The future is now:
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Extinction can’t come soon enough.
I;m to0 wasted to work or stidy. Fifth o vodka bad idea in hot sun.. I don’t particularly encourage homosexuality, abortion, or assited suicide but the kid in that video is awesomely cute in his benign manifestation of his elders malignant hatred of those diverse from their chosen life paths.
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I like the queers as long as I don’t see em. It’s almost the point in my life that I don’t fucking care and have to let loose my Father’s worldview. But I still don’t want to put my cock in no dude’s ass. Am I right Jacques Douchteau. The Sausicce is made for the quim. Or the anus of said quim. But not a dude. I know that Dr. BH is not a finochiccio. Douchey Wallnuts would kill a finooch in ten seconds and dump his rabid erect body in the Pine Barrens. I need some weed man. This is too heavy!
Douchey alpacas here:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/542431_10151784378005156_821775155_24628652_457435444_n.jpg
I for one welcome our new cybernetic overbros.
@Douche Wayne: She is one space elf I’d like to blast with my intergalactic yogurt launcher.
Canada’s not that boring.
http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories/20120530/body-parts-apparently-sent-to-conservative-party-120530/
This is the COCKtail reception for the launch of Dieter’s new cosmetic company featuring facial products made from monkey jizm. Here he and Heidi demonstrate the rhesus mayo eye cream for dark circles, ‘bags and crows feet.
@Bunsen, I’m glad my ‘puter doesn’t have speakers.
Party on Rev Cha, party on. And just so we’re clear anal sex of any kind is gay. Studies have proven it. Note, I said gay, not bad. So, enjoy it with your “wife”.
Ballerina Tatania was more precise en pointe than she was trying to poke out the eyes of balletoscote Daryn with the pen he wanted her to sign an autograph with.
@full baked Maroon, up until the early renaissance anal sex in western culture was much less associated with homosexuality than it was with traditional gender roles. In other words, if you gave you were taking a traditional male role, and if you received you were taking a traditional female role. Any stigma was mostly directed at males taking the female role. Since the Rev is clearly a Renaissance man, he is in the clear with a few millennia of human history to support his appetites.
@McCrudeshoes, clearly we’re reading different medical journals. Also if I win this one you buy me dinner.
Andy Drogynous – lead vocals, skin flute, for The Dildonics.
@Full-baked Maroon, when I win, the Rev. gets to joust your starfish with his meet lance.
@McCrudeshoes, please. We all know if he came at me with that mangled rotting thing it would be curtains….for humanity. Because I would kill everyone in a fit of pure unadulterated rage. Nice try though.
Analysts predict Facebook stock prices will continue to plummet based on this Instagram example.
toldja – Liquid Sky is a total mind fuck. You will never be the same. It is a small cheap nihilistic sex warp hell hole of a film.
That’s Morse Code for douchebag.
All of this back and forth on anal.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_sex
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I love the part that says people who think anal sex is painful are psychosomatic. “No honey, your ass doesn’t hurt. It’s all in your head, baby! Now get the fuck outta here!”
Tayla wished she had concentrated harder during her braile lessons.
Sign on the dotted line. With a .38 hollow point.
Corky defiles himself with a Sharpie again. Time to up the medication dose.
When Captain Douchnozzle asked to be “Vajazzled”, they got the right end.
The hair do ,the smile,those tatoos what a wannabe douche