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1:50 pm May, 16 Stephanie said...

Well it would be cooler if he was break dancing on a flat cardboard box wouldn’t it? A tiny boombox…

2:00 pm May, 16 Vin Douchal said...

No offense to Flyteeth but I just wanted to mush the fuck outta that shit eatin’ germ carrier the entire time.

2:03 pm May, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

This is how J. Lo got her start.

2:08 pm May, 16 Nancy Dreuche said...

And agree with Stephanie, if youre gonna pull a leg of a fly to have him “break dance” at least have a set. This is the YouTubes people! That the difference between the Double Rainbow video hits and a video of your cat urinating slightly outside of his box when he was blazed on Catnip (C-Nipz if you’re buying it on the streets.)

2:21 pm May, 16 hermit said...

That’s what happens when you mix Ambien®, some kind of expensive scotch only architects can afford and Raid®.

2:52 pm May, 16 H. Sapiens said...

Poor thing. Flew too close to Plinky’s Mom’s snatch.

4:21 pm May, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That thing got too close to the Chocalope. Exactly what I look like playing pool stoned, drunk, and full of pizza.

5:07 pm May, 16 troy tempest said...

Sigh. I miss flyteeth. My tarmal hasn’t been the same since he left.

10:25 pm May, 16 Medusa Oblongata said...

He be trippin’. Trippin’ over his own TARMAL!

12:39 am May, 17 Wheezer said...

FUE!

6:12 am May, 17 Douche Wayne said...

This site has lacked a certain level of dumpster-diving violence since Flyteeth’s absence. He was King of the Written Threat.

I’ll leave it to one of the site’s resident researchers (used to be Boatbutter who could find anything quickly) to find Flyteeth’s amazing definition of TARMAL, some years back.

9:09 am May, 17 DarkSock said...

FAEGOETHS!!!

11:22 am May, 17 Wheezer said...

The only “original” FLYTEETH (or FLYTHTH, FLTEETH, FLYTTEHEHTEHEH, FLTTHHEEEEEEHHHEEEEEHTH, etc.) records I can quickly find are in the December 2007 posts. You may have to go to the old pages (http://www.hotchickswithdbags.blogspot.com/) to see them all since WordPress truncates the first half of each month.

11:26 am May, 17 Wheezer said...

Here’s a sample of FLTEEH/FLYTTYTH here:

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http://www.hotchickswithdbags.blogspot.com/2007/12/soc-says-happy-new-years.html

11:29 am May, 17 Wheezer said...

A couple more posts here from “FLTYHT”:

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http://www.hotchickswithdbags.blogspot.com/2007/12/ted-drunk-freeloading-roommate.html

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Sadly, this was all before my time or I could find better representations of his wisdom.

2:18 pm May, 17 Stephanie said...

Fun with insects leads to larger animals,and people Jeff Dahmer