Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

6:24 am May, 29 Douche Moore said...

Glad to see my growing twins memoralized in the weekly.

6:49 am May, 29 Lil Douchie said...

Groinshavia

7:18 am May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This guys has got serious religion.

7:25 am May, 29 Largeman's Hair said...

Good grief, it hurts to look at this ‘couple’. Can we have “normal of the week”? Or these two?

7:29 am May, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^In her pants.

7:39 am May, 29 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Not the hottest of hotts, but you have to respect the pooch-shadded, puffy shaved mons reveal.

8:09 am May, 29 Full-baked Maroon said...

I think the term you’re looking for is mad skillz. But only if you’re describing me and my skillz. This guy sucks.

8:12 am May, 29 macfleckchoad said...

Not sure if Jesus would approve of a guy who shaves his groin in order to pull his pants down to his crotch without getting arrested.

8:20 am May, 29 troy tempest said...

A rare glimpse of a sweet bird – the pooch-bellied spinner.

8:47 am May, 29 Vin Douchal said...

This guy straddles the line between douchebag and asshole with perfect balance. She looks a little haggard and that’s probably because he spends all their getting ready time hogging the mirror.

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9:20 am May, 29 Lil Douchie said...

I would like to chew her face off and then spackle her pooch.

11:20 am May, 29 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think the Groin Shave Reveal is mentioned in the bible. The Old Testament. Or it might be in the first Harry Potter book. Or was it “Dune?” Same difference. All fiction.

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Speaking of phony religions, if Scientology had been made up by a good sci-fi writer like Frank Herbert I might be able to take it. After all he did write the Jesus Incident. But L. Ron Hubbard? C’mon! Hubbard wrote Battlefield Earth!!!!

12:10 pm May, 29 Douche Springsteen said...

I was too enthralled with her cute little pointy chin, her GSR, her belly pooch and a couple other things (her boobies) the first time around to notice that this choad was throwing up a douche hand gesture while holding his cell phone. Certainly that has to count for extra points when the votes are cast in the monthly.

5:36 pm May, 29 Jeet Kune Douche said...

OK, this makes me mad.

The douchiness is strong in this Steve – stupid greased peaked hair, stupid shades, STOOPID tats, a brazilian wax job on ALL of his body hair (indicating he is a giant c*nt), wristband, STEEEEUUUPID hand gesture………..

My teeth grrrrrrriiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnd.

But – surprisingly, the expression on his face (a somewhat subdued and quiet smile) actually suggests that he might be all right.

FOR A F**KING DOUCHE.

I need a beer and a donut. Franziskaner and Entenmann’s, that’ll be dinner.

7:30 pm May, 29 troy tempest said...

Jeet – that reminds me of the fastest and most fucked up way to get drunk – a 40oz of Colt 45 and a box of entenmanns chocolate chip cookies. I’m dead serious. You huff down both and the sugar in the cookies increases the intake speed of the alkyhol on the Colt45, and by the time you’re halfway done with e colt 45, you are completely fucking hammered. In fact, I’ve experienced going into a hangover before I even finished the booze. It’s the entenmanns – they use butter and real fats and real sugar – not corn syrup – so it’s like mainlining diabetes.

FRriends of mine laughed,and I said – fuck you – check it out, and we bought a pile of 45 and a box of those cookies and BANG! We were fucked out of our heads in minutes.

Two hours later we all had skull busters.

So, now for a similar effect: Rum.