Monday, May 21, 2012
Jack Largeman and Paid-to-Reveal Kourtney Voted in the HCwDB of the Month
In a related story: Jewschbags. Or, to paraphrase Hannah Arendt, The Banality of Weevils.
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Mr. Largeman looks like he ate one too many of the hot wings at the Pink Pony’s free buffet.
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Indigestion.
Kourtney’s body appears to be completely lacking any feminine qualities.
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transgender
Just so you know there is nothing wrong or gay with what’s going on in the Jewschbags picture. It’s perfectly normal for 2 men to pose in a hotel room bathroom admiring their puffiness.
Largeman looks like Vince Vaughn’s younger brother with an anxiety disorder.
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Largeman was certain she said, “Herbie’s Cineplex #2” but now that he can’t find it on any map, he’s growing agitated.
Jewschbag’s bubbeh needs to give him a healthy dose of Semitic guilt to get him to dress like a decent man. I hear that shit is even more potent than the Catholic brand.
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molested altar boys
Photographer: “Ok. Smile for the camera. Shoot. Let’s try again, aaaand Smile! OK, one more time. 1 – 2 – 3 – smile! … Awwww fuck it.”
Bubba The Large Sponge
Jewschbag’s can’t get tattooed cuz then they have to get buried in a lead box underneath the sewage plant. Plus bling costs $$$. The answer: insta-douche T-shirts.
re: Jewchbag #1: that’s a lot of matzah. And by matzah I mean Hezekiah Largestein.
John lay off of the all you can eat places for a little while.And blue eyeshadow is so bad,girl. You’re one step away from clown make-up.
If there was a job called Psychedelic Stripper Stewardess, Kourtney would be their poster girl.
Kourtney looks like she’s about 3 days away from being in a Max Hardcore video.
“Widows Peak” Largeman took 2nd place in a Josh Duhamel look alike contest by 60 pounds!! Nurse get that man an extra large bottle of Pepto and some ginger ale.
I dunno. I’d give him a notta. He’s a big guy, sure but no douchieness other than the hair. Now the Jewschbags, oy vey! I think their blood type is manischewitz and the rest of them is made out of teiglach. I would make a bad oven joke here (thank God the dough won’t rise!) but somethings are a little too poor in taste…
Isn’t AXE considered un-kosher?
I’m letting him pass…it’s not easy being the large man in a room full of douche and he’s trying…but not too hard…go in peace…and consume…
Notta douche.
Jewschbags are the worst. No pass for them.
Complete lack of Boobs. Nada. Nothing. 2×4 flat. Not even a speed bump.
Nice beard, jerk.
I bet she has an excellent sense of humor.
She might be a great pencil sharpner
Maxim’s Top 100 Hotts where announced. Now there’s a magazine that knows how to rate women. Kinda like the Hall of Hott but for the pros. Except unlike the Hall of Hott freshies and semi-freshies get picked at least once a year. I mean seriously, I think I saw a tumbleweed roll through the HOH the other day.
He looks like he’s fighting back the urge to shit his pants and she is post 3-pregnancies paunchy with the abdominal skin elasticity of a menopausal matron.
She looks like a bukkake star.
How can we live in a world where only one person has called out tranny? I mean someone went as far as accusing this supposed woman of having up to three children which would imply the possession of an actual uterus. Can someone please confirm that Plinky’s Mom is still obese or else I’m not really sure I’m in Kansas.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat, Margaret Thatcher’s corpse is her clitoris.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat she uses Buicks as tampons.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat her blood type is Helman’s.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat she gets a lawn service to do her Brazilians.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat an overzealous neighborhood watch member shot her clitoris for wearing a big hoodie.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat her bicycle seat is a Volkswagon.
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Farfucknewguns…
Plinky’s Mom is so fat she can only orgasm with the lunar cycles.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat her pubic hair is managed by Weyerhauser.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat she uses John Largeman Sr.’s corpse as a butt plug.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat she ate Chris Farley whilst attending his wake.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat she uses a fax machine from the 90’s as toilet paper.
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OK…the Ambien’s kickin’ in…better go now.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat she has Apollo Space capsules as blackheads on her buttocks.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat she fucked the horse she rode in on, and then ate it.
Popcorn comes in small, medium, large, My Dick, and Plinky’s Mom’s left labia flap (northwestern vertical face).
Plinky’s Mom is so fat her asshole is a go-cart.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat when she farts couches fly out.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat John Deere does her abortions.
Vince D’Onofrio’s retarded brother wandered out of the institution again. He’s overdue for his tranquilizers and other drugs that keep him from freaking out and going off the deep end. Flat chested Courtney doesn’t look too bad for a tranny and I wouldn’t be surprised if “she” didn’t have a big wiener tucked in underneath.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat that when she waxes her bikini area it reduces the planet’s oxygen supply.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat her toilet is the Rose Bowl.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat she considers Jack Largeman a midget.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat she uses Peterbilt truck grilles for dinner ware.
Plinky’s Mom is so fucking fat she uses NYC double sized commuter buses for a vibrators.
http://gothamist.com/2012/04/18/three_doors_one_bus_mta_adds_more_3.php
Plinky’s Mom is so dangerously fucking fat she uses a local car wash as a shower stall.
It was hot like fucking hot here for our Victoria Day weekend. A weekend when, weather permitting, the twenty million white people in Canada turn from white to red in three days and ignore an ancient queen’s birthday to get drunk and grill.
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I spent so much time outside the weed was working double time. After a day of pouring concrete I fell asleep watching the Addam’s Family after seeing the end Mr. Holland’s Opus. My sunstriking dreams were so bizarre that I woke up in cold sweats with Aloe Vera cream on my boner after pummeling Olympia Dukakis and Angelica Huston with my my double-ended cock that had taken the form of a 10 inch sonotube.
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Plinky’s Mom is so fat she cooks toast with her breath.
Plinky’s mom is so fat her looks like a giant squid having a seizure.
^labia
Newt Gingrich would have won the Republican nomination if he had proposed colonizing Plinky’s Mom instead of the moon.
He’s got bigger tits than “she” does.
That wasn’t a solar eclipse last weekend that was Plinky’s Mom fucking the Sun.
Sons.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat.
Give her moar money, so we can have moar reveal!
Son.
Plinky’s Mom is so fat they used her placenta for a beer tent…and her blood type is “Gravy”.