Wednesday, May 9, 2012
Reader Mail: Medicine 'Bags
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Hey DB1
Well again more of my former classmates have been acting up! I can’t believe these fuccers are actually allowed to work with medicine that people will consume.
I ask myself sometimes how I managed to survive 4 years of a doctorate program surrounded by these assholes?
Looking back it was probably the copious injestion of Herradura Silver and Miller High Life.
Regards
CJTD
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I could write a whole response to this using only 80s film references:
You using the whole fist there, doc?
I weep for the future.
Now I know why tigers eat their young.
Ah, the 80s. Good filmic times.
Partyon Largeman is the back looks like a funny dude. I think they are all stoned.
Looks like Walter White is going to have some new competition after graduation this year.
I would buy photo-bomber another drink…hilarious!
Kevin Federline has a doctorate ? who would have thunk it.
The club is the pic looks about as lame as t.g.’s attempts at Dreuche insults
Any guesses what is playing on the TV in the background? The chicken sexing episode of “Dirty Jobs” on the Discovery Channel?
Photo bomber is clearing the joint out after a few well-placed, tamale-enriched, air biscuits.
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And I believe a Bluetooth earpiece while not driving or in a commodities boiler room setting is auto-douche.
Fletch
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Ferris Bueller
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Caddyshack
I’m catching a “ medicine that people will consume” really means pharmaceutical sales reps and “4 years of a doctorate program “ really means weekend crash seminar at the Norwalk , CA Four Points kinda vibe
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It’s all cool though, the Jeep Liberty is a fine company auto and a $500 gas allowance makes the sting of $4.17 /gal. fill up hurt less.
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Please tell my doctor that Hydrocodone is fuccen NOT Vicodin, give me the real shit
I think the Michelob Ultra up here is stronger than the one in the states cause I’m loaded. Son. And stoned. Whoo!
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Turkeybasters
@ Vin have the Doc write VICODIN and 3 magic little letters (D.A.W. = Dispense As Written) somewhere on the script or check the appropriate box and presto!! You got the good stuff!
Partyon Largeman is alright in my book I believe he’s a third cousin twice removed whatever that means.
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I agree with the bleeths t-shirt I won’t talk you and that’s if I could talk. I’m a cheeseburger for christsakes.
The second pic *has* to be at a costume party, right?
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Nope. I think it’s authentic.
they give dog tags to drs???
must have been on army bill
Her panties say “Don’t Remove Me”.
I like how Peyton is mocking the douche pic!
^”a few well-placed, tamale-enriched, air biscuits” = pepsi out my nose.
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GauitMF (guffawing all up in this MuthaFucka)
Well thank you for explaining why most doctors are hacks nobody trusts.
I want to leap into this pic and save Pink Dress girl from certain tragedy!
Don’t be mean – he needs the chin strap for his felching lessons.
Jerkoff with his tongue out can’t wait to toss some more salad in the mens room.