Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

9:19 am May, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Grandpa Horst ain’t gonna approve of fine Aryan man batter being splattered across supple, yet swarthy, Roma boobules.

9:23 am May, 11 Bag A said...

Actually, Autobahn is Kraftwerk’s 4th album. Haven’t seen a hair ‘style’ like this before — new trend? And his little friend sure looks to be a zesty minx.

9:24 am May, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

This part is fucking serious. Maybe its one of the Raver Wakes they throw when a friend ODs on E.

9:29 am May, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Nance, yeah I can tell by the somberly backlit bottles of high end vodka that this is a time for morning.

9:31 am May, 11 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I would like to wake up tomorrow to find that shade of lipstick stain on my underwear. Just sayin’.

9:35 am May, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Madame Tussauds bag / bleeth exhibit was met with mixed reviews.

9:35 am May, 11 Vin Douchal said...

He looks like a character from the Wallace and Gromit series. Lancer, the Evil Esthetician ?

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9:37 am May, 11 Vin Douchal said...

Or :

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10:19 am May, 11 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Maybe he’s just there to fix the cable…

10:29 am May, 11 Pooch Spackle said...

That is Ricks head is on fire again.

McCrude I think they both have lipstick on.

10:35 am May, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I still think this guy is Sheldon without Leonard, Raj, and Howard. Just getting his gay freak on. I like the chick. She has a good looking version of Jeannine Garofalo mixed with that little chick from the Juno movie I never saw vibe goin on.

10:36 am May, 11 fatness said...

Someone’s had a dye job…

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http://michaelwitzel.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bobs-big-boy-statue.jpg

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This would work a lot better if I could embed images. Just sayin’…

10:38 am May, 11 The Dude said...

Why hasn’t Rick died in Das Fire yet?

10:53 am May, 11 Douche Wayne said...

It’s Maude’s friend with the cleft asshole.

11:02 am May, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

@McCrude 9:31a, I was gonna ask you Which shade, his or hers? but Pooch Spackle beat me to it. Damn you Pooch Spackle I thought we retired you to the Hall of Ham and Natty Roadsters.

11:04 am May, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Fatness, painting a picture with your words requires more skill.

11:10 am May, 11 Pooch Spackle said...

I really do need a new name….

11:23 am May, 11 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

If her name is Autobahn and his is Kraftwerk I’m throwing myself into the wood chipper, feet first.

11:46 am May, 11 I R A Darth Aggie said...

When I say “I’d hit her”, I mean “with my peen”.

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When I say “I’d hit him”, I mean “with my fist”.

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No, Mr. Head! Not the wood chipper!

12:10 pm May, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Pooch Spackle 11:10a, me too.

12:44 pm May, 11 McCrude said...

I think they both have the same lipstick. Just turn off the lights and surprise me.

1:09 pm May, 11 CB Popped said...

Dusseldouche

5:47 pm May, 11 The Dude said...

Ahn Dahncer, und Prahncer, und Titzen von Blitzen, my Viener von Shtupp vill show you ze way! <- potential theme song for the guy whose head should be missing.

6:15 pm May, 11 DixieRecht said...

This douche can’t like women in real life, can he?

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Moreover, could any woman ever see it as a man?

8:27 pm May, 11 Justin said...

Does this automatically make links?

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Giggle away…

9:01 pm May, 11 Stephanie said...

Achtung! Dusseldorf is a schnitzel sucker.

10:04 pm May, 11 Medusa Oblongata said...

He’s been here before.

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No, not spattered across the wall in a tragic firearms accident, I mean on this site.

9:40 am May, 12 Anonymous said...

Achtung!..now you see ze bratwurst…now you don’t