Saturday, June 30, 2012
Comment of the Week: I Kill
I Kill unleashes a stream of gibberish in the Bath Salts Hugh Jackman Says… thread that is either insulting HCwDB, or is a clever postmodern critique of a comment insulting HCwDB.
Either way, ’tis our winner:
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Is this the losers corner? Pathetic and hilarious at the same time see how some men react in front of another man much more attractive, talented, smart, rich and lucky than them. The same hysterical, uncontrollable reaction of a single woman fatty and ugly looking at Angelina Jolie. Anthropologically interesting… Ok, try to eat a whole box of ice cream with two or three tubes of Pringles, instead of seeing gays where there are none. With sour spinsters it works pretty well
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Congrats Nancy Dreuche!!! I mean I kill, I mean PoochSpackle.
Stackhouse? No, the words were spelled too well.
“I Kill” sounds like a trouser-tuggin’ testes – tonguin’ butt spelunker masquerading as a metrosessual douchewank.
Thanks homies. I love Throwback Thursday comments. I thought we needed a certain retro vibe so I ran with it. Sheesh, its been a Plinkys Moms age since I got Comment of the Week. This is truly an honor.
Wait, this isn’t the losers corner?
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Perdedors
I heart Percocet.
I’d like to breast stroke into Dara Torres’ bunghole.
I recognize the fetid spoor of the Meta-ironic wing of the Convoluted Argle-bargle sect, an offshoot of the more well known Inconclusive Bombast Club (IBC). Neuter him immediately-
The Argle-bargle sect was started by the musical group Squeeze, was it not?
How many gay strippers does it take to hold up an average looking broad? The queer with the babe on his lap looks uncomfortable.
Either she’s exceptionally tall, or thems all fidgets.