Friday Haiku
Sir Roofus Malfoy
Tries to glamour a Muggle
With his tiny wand.
on top of the Albino
the wheelbarrow should have stayed
Pit of Despair, indeed
— Melvil_Duchi
The zombie Hitchens
Scours London for bath salts
And Anglo call girls.
— Capt. James T. Douche
She always dresses
To suit the occasion. This
Occasion was drapes.
— The Reverend MonkeyHole Kroeger
Hot chick with Fatt bag
British Empire continues
Millenial fail
— The Dude
Lord Autumn Bottom
Wants to show Ms Twiggy his
Yellow Submarine
— saulgoode42
Guy in this photo
Makes me ask the following;
Is Gregg Allman dead?
— Doucheywallnuts, I says
A much closer look
Reveals rare double lapels
Ray Charles dressed better
— Charles Douchewin
No style change for Steve
Since his grunge band broke up in
Nineteen ninety five
— Ich verstehe sie ist heiß
Oh those were the days
Elf extra in Lord Of The Rings**
Downhill spiral since
— Et Tu Douche?
**10 points to Gryffindor for Et Tu – D.S.
Old Brit baggery
Still macking on young brit birds
I’d pop her cherries
Two chicks in this pic
One hott and one really not
Fat one has two chins
The guy from Warlock
Has not aged well, he smells of
vile desperation.
Rick Wakeman’s lank locks,
hindering organ practice,
Must embrace clippers.
Cockney accents with
Gin breath go a bobbing on
Limey wanker cock
Linda lived in the one
City in England where the
Toothpaste was sold out.
It’s Paris Hilton —
The Later Years. Keep that Porn
Vid away from me!
on top of the Albino
the wheelbarrow should have stayed
Pit of Despair, indeed
Her cherry returned
Since the gyroscope was put
In her Monkey Hole.
Fat limey sleazebag
Enjoys golden showers but
Gets London steamer.
Atheists baffled
Christopher Hitchens boozed up
Corpse hits on warm poon.
Doctors have told us that
You are what you eat. This guy
Ate a pail of grey.
Jenny enjoys her
Volunteer work: she helps the
Local retard home.
In her empty cup
Cherries become metaphor
Their lives on the rocks
Allistair Crudley
Gonna get his darks arts on.
Self-fisting is awesome.
Minoxidil failure!
Put it where you DON’T have hair!
But NOT GSR.
Limey scum douchebag
Gets a suprise later it
Smells like fish and chips.
Lady Guy didn’t
Tell this creep that he was in
For a treat.Cock tip.
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Minoxidil failure!
Put it where you DON’T have hair!
But NOT GSR.
It fetches the wand
Or it gets the hose. Get the
Fucking hose you bitch!
British pervbag asks
That she put the gyroscope
In his limber “boot”.
She always dresses
To suit the occasion. This
Occasion was drapes.
Tom the Inventor
Built a new lady-bot girl
Used his clothes to dress
Black can be slimming
Light colors suggest more pounds
Lines show gut ballon
His coy smile and cool
Jacket hide the body stench
Which lingers in crotch.
If you think she’s bland
Wait till you see her mother
Camilla the horse.
Hot chick with Fatt bag
British Empire continues
Millenial fail
Douchius Mallfoy
Washed out of Hogwarts trolls bars
For muggles to wand.
Pouchy Limey bag
Deep into kink wants her to
Peg him with Big Ben.
‘Ere, ‘ave a drink, luv
Whoi, Oi don’t moind if Oi do!
God Save the Peen, luv!
A much closer look
Reveals rare double lapels
Ray Charles dressed better
Lord Autumn Bottom
Wants to show Ms Twiggy his
Yellow Submarine
Doughy ass Brit Bag
Has a license to ill likes
His tea felched from Bleeths.
Sir Craven Morehead
Fresh out of jail for sniffing
Queens dirty knickers.
Oh those were the days
Elf extra in Lord Of The Rings
Downhill spiral since
Michael McKeon
Banged Tom Petty, this is their
Lenny Heartbreaker
The zombie HItchens
Scours London for bath salts
And Anglo call girls.
The darkness in the
Room was caused by the shadow
Of Dark Sock’s member.
Uninspiring
Is this couple of “Nottas”
Ugly; The New Douche?
Gunnar Nelson, or
Is it his twin bro Matthew?
Hair band days long gone
Guy in this photo
Makes me ask the following;
Is Gregg Allman dead?
He just realized his
Colostomy bag had burst
Butt gravy for all.
The big lapel look
Is big at Slytherin House
Helps Malfoy score gash
He sends cock pics to
Kate Middleton oops went to
Queen, off with his head!
Olympic chairmen
Show off smart new uniforms
For potato sack race.
Paunchy, pale and blonde
Makes this heinous bleeth get wet
Heinous bleeth, I says
Douchious Mallfoy
Entrusted with Voldemorts
Enchanted butt plug.
Not-so-Great Britain
On display in this photo
And I hate the Queen
Creepy Anglo bag
Fantasizes about strap
Ons in cleft anus.
In olde Londontown
Lived a butcher name Sweeney.
Sold Mon Pubis pies.
Hermione Largeman
In the background casts a spell.
The Gaseous Horcrux.
The Old Empire
Is dead but I want Pippa
To give me head still.
I want to know where
“Beautiful People” party
These 2 sure don’t know
Pippa loves to fuck
Since the crown was put in her
Royal Monkey Hole
New Olympic sport
This year is haggis fucking
He is reigning champ.
Leprechauns are here
Forget about the Zombies
I hate the Irish
.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2163115/Move-zombies-Man-left-bloodied-screaming-pain-attack-bunch-leprechauns.html
Hairy Potter: The
Deathly Swallows. Beatrix
Bones Griffendor.
Harry Potter and
The enchanted bowlwinder
I still don’t get Brits?
Pippas ass begs to
Be drilled hard by the meat lance
Meh the Brits ain’t bad.
He’s page 19 in
“The Big Book of British Smiles”
So he keeps lips closed
No style change for Steve
Since his grunge band broke up in
Nineteen ninety five
Why do I always
Start writing these damn haiku
After picks go up?
Sarah gives Mayan Eye
Roof tries for mysterious
Both blow men later
Take a 2nd look,
Ich etc.;
you’re up, sie ist heiß
Bath Salts J. Mascis
Wants to show MoneyPenny
Dinosaur Jr.
Male pattern baldness
Cirrhosis of the liver
Little time is left
Steve doesn’t know that
For ten years her vagina
Has been dripping yeast
Brett Michael’s cousin,
Never got a record deal,
Still pulls in the hotts.
Widow’s peak he has
Widow is what she hopes for
Hello S.S. check
“Where you been?” he asked
“You’re living all over me,”
she replied, “Freak scene.”
Mortal Kombat’s Raiden
Can’t shoot lightning bolts anymore.
Brit Chun Li is safe.
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Lol, take a look, am I wrong here?
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